Colonics, anyone?

[UnicornsForBreakfast]

Has anyone ever had a colonic? I'm thinking about it.

Does it suck, does it kick ass?

[BROKENDOLL]

Prepare yourself for a shitload of smart-assed remarks from this group!

[UnicornsForBreakfast]

Prepare yourself for a shitload of smart-assed remarks from this group!

Oh I'm ready. I'm not new to this.

[Mr.Nipples]

ive had one and it was a blast!

[UnicornsForBreakfast]

ive had one and it was a blast!

I read that is wasn't supposed to be a blast.

[gaypalmsprings]

[bug on your lip]

i know Penn & Teller had an episode about it on their show "Bullshit"

but i don't recall all the points they made...

i do remember them saying the human body does not store Toxins, & those claims are bullshit

[captncrzy]

I heard it's ...uncomfortable. I'm not down with having a stranger stick a water tube up my butt and sitting there watching while the remanents of my dinner come flying out of me. My friend said she saw undigested salad in the machine..like actual pieces of green lettuce. Gross.

[marooko]

where do you find this shit, GPS?

[All That I Am]

I heard its pretty much bullshit, you may come out a few pounds lighter, but that's just because they flushed all the shit out of your system.

I dunno maybe try bloodletting or something.

[disgustipated]

I have had a few. Most recent being two weeks ago. I have digestion problems, so it helps.


It's odd and uncomfortable your first time, but not unbearable. You will get light headed and sweat, some even pass out and/or puke...depends on your lifestyle.

Eat a light vegetarian diet for a few days before, refrain from drinking and other pleasures and the side effects will be minimal.


No reason to use it as a weight loss tool. You really are just loosing shit.

[BROKENDOLL]

I was actually wondering about it myself awhile back so I did some research...There's like a two week system you have to follow in order to completely cleanse yourself properly, as well as eating certain foods and omitting others...As soon as they said "No coffee, no smoking,no alcohol" I decided I would have to live my life out as an Old Human Bong...

[BROKENDOLL]

I'm actually waiting with anticipation for a response from RotationSlimWang on this subject matter...Being an expert and so full of shit, you know...LOL

[fatbastard]

I would post pictures of what is retreived from a colonics procedure but I'm eating lunch right now.

[shoegazer76]

The build up of shit on yr intestine walls are the toxins that are being removed. Like what draino does for your pipes. It just makes it so you can have more regular bowel movements & supposedly helps prevent cancers. Toxins are removed by the body in yr piss & shit. John Wayne is reported to have had 50 lbs worth of built up shit in his intestines when he died.

[shoegazer76]

I've never had one because I'm too scared my intrestines would rupture or something. There is also another method of fasting & drinking some sorta tea that flushes everything out. I've heard that vegetarians who hadn't eaten meat in years tried this & excreted meaty substances through this process. This gives you an idea of just how long something could be trapped inside yr inards.

[BROKENDOLL]

The build up of shit on yr intestine walls are the toxins that are being removed. Like what draino does for your pipes. It just makes it so you can have more regular bowel movements & supposedly helps prevent cancers. Toxins are removed by the body in yr piss & shit. John Wayne is reported to have had 50 lbs worth of built up shit in his intestines when he died.

No wonder he talked in that sort of languid, drawn out way...(John Wayne voice)"Weellll, I'll tell you, lil' missy...I have a gut feeeelin' yer assuuumin' I'm full of shit..."

[fatbastard]

[BROKENDOLL]

I've never had one because I'm too scared my intrestines would rupture or something. There is also another method of fasting & drinking some sorta tea that flushes everything out. I've heard that vegetarians who hadn't eaten meat in years tried this & excreted meaty substances through this process. This gives you an idea of just how long something could be trapped inside yr inards.

Hence my reasoning about remaing in life as an Old Human Bong...

[shoegazer76]

No wonder he talked in that sort of languid, drawn out way...(John Wayne voice)"Weellll, I'll tell you, lil' missy...I have a gut feeeelin' yer assuuumin' I'm full of shit..."

hahahahahahahahahahah.
Thats probably why he walked bow legged too. Not from riding horses.

[BROKENDOLL]

That pic right below my post made me coat my screen with coffee!

[mountmccabe]

There is also another method of fasting & drinking some sorta tea that flushes everything out. I've heard that vegetarians who hadn't eaten meat in years tried this & excreted meaty substances through this process. This gives you an idea of just how long something could be trapped inside yr inards.

"meaty substances" = bits of their intestines

People will say all kinds of nonsense to sell you odd foodstuffs/convince you to do crazy things/stick things in your ass.

[J~$$$]

[Mr.Nipples]

i want that bigfoot shirt...

[JustSteve]

shit does not build up and attach to your intestines and sit there for years or decades. that's a load of, well, crap.

[orbit]

Colon contains mucus but no way there are 5 pounds of undigested meat in it. Unless I have some colon related problems, I wouldn't get colonics; I've not heard any proven benefit of it. When I got a colonoscopy months ago, the doctors only asked me to take some laxatives, and drink plenty of water to clean the colon out for the procedure, but never suggested the use of colonics.

So, better ask your doctor, and change your eating habits.

[Mr.Nipples]

[luckyface]

Colon contains mucus but no way there are 5 pounds of undigested meat in it. Unless I have some colon related problems, I wouldn't get colonics; I've not heard any proven benefit of it. When I got a colonoscopy months ago, the doctors only asked me to take some laxatives, and drink plenty of water to clean the colon out for the procedure, but never suggested the use of colonics.

So, better ask your doctor, and change your eating habits.

Ugh, I do not know too many procedures worse than a colonoscopy.

[gazercmh]

leeches are the way forward.

[orbit]

Ugh, I do not know too many procedures worse than a colonoscopy.

Yeah, I was sedated anyway.