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    Duck Mascot Suspended For Beatdown, Teabagging

    As if the UO Athletic Department wasn’t already having PR issues, now their public face has been suspended for next weeks home game against Fresno State for delivering this brutal smackdown to the Houston Cougar. No word yet on why the Duck decided to run wild on the Cougar, nor why he felt compelled to savagely teabag his hapless victim as he lay quivering on the turf of Autzen Stadium. Needless to say, this comes as a blow to the ASUO’s much-vaunted (by them) “Classy Fan Initiative.”

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    I'm gonna call InCharge today.

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    Sorry about that. Most of the other videos of it have been pulled.

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    Pelvic thrust!!!

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    HR! HR! HR!
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    Quote Originally Posted by suprefan View Post
    Pelvic thrust!!!
    That was the coolest move I've ever seen.

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    Wow... that's pretty great. As I read on some other page and agree with, it's definitely the expression on the duck's face that sells the whole thing. Who hasn't wanted to see a human-sized Donald Duck forcibly teabag a large cougar?
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    He should have Arabian Goggled the cougar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bballarl View Post
    He should have Arabian Goggled the cougar.
    Please explain.

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    I would have liked to see the old Mushroom Tattoo, personally.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingsblend420 View Post
    Please explain.
    LOL
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    That duck totally won.

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    Thanks to Hannah Im debt free!

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    Oregon gets major street cred from this.
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    Fuck yeah. Go Ducks!
    Alright... I regret the screen name.

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