The trainwreck that is the VMA's tonight...

[C DUB YA]

I don't know why I bother to tune in, but this show continues to amaze me on how God awful it can be. It might be the worst thing I've seen on TV, I see some staff firings on those who produced this turd. Sooo soooo bad!

Here's a first hour re-cap (I can't stomach anymore)


1. Britney Spears, wow, just when you thought she couldn't sabatage herself anymore... she is exposed as being as stupid and fucking worthless as most of have always seen her as. Question, why does one even wear that stupid fucking headset mic when you don't fucking sing a note. It's not like she got out of breath dancing. It looked like a fucking rehersal. People should boycott the shit of anything with her name on it. In fact, punch her in the fucking mouth if you see her.

2. Fall Out Boy wins over White Stripes... uh huh. yeaaaaaah.

3. Justin Timberlake calling MTV out for not "playing" music vids anymore, nice.

4. The Foos actually sounded great, too bad the frantic editing and camera work ruined it. I think we got one minute of the overall performance.

5. The countless lame ass promos for SHIT shows on MTV (Hills, Neptune Harbour or whatever the fuck it's called, and the half dozen other not-really-reality reality shows they have on 24-7).

6. Chris Brown. Sure the kid can dance, but he did the MJ dance from 20 years ago, step for step no less. Another win for orginality! Again, me dance - so I must lip sync. Jesus I think every person featured on here has many "others" to thank for their current product they happen to be pimpin.

Anyone else wanna vent?

[menikmati]

what song did Foos do? The Pretender shit?

[C DUB YA]

We got a little clip of The Pretender and then a small clip of a cover with Cee-Lo singing, but I couldn't make it out?

Seriously - about 45 seconds of screen time total.

I'm sure someone else knows what they played....

[JustSteve]

nice to see justin timberlake call out mtv and rip on them for showing those shitty "reality" shows and no videos, especially right in front of the stupid "hills" girls.

and what is this i keep hearing about a fight between kid rock and tommy lee? what a bitchslap fest...

[captncrzy]

They're about to rerun it. I'm front and center to see the Brittney mess.

[summerkid]

i thought it just started...

[captncrzy]

Biggest. Mess. Ever.

She almost fell three times. 50 Cent looked really confused. And I think Rhianna and the lady with her were laughing at the whole thing. And she forgot to lip synch while she was dancing.

But Sara Silverman did walk out to a Daft Punk piece.

[RotationSlimWang]

My buddy Voodoo produces some house shit out here and heard from a friend of his who works at Jive that their standard payment for a remix of a Britney song is like 25 grand, so he started working on one. It's tremendously fucking gay, but pretty good at it, and he's been slaving away all weekend to have it ready on Monday. He was really hoping Brit would pull through tonight.

Oh well.

[noisemachine]

I'll watch it while I do laundry just out of morbid curiosity. Starts in about 10 minutes on the west coast.

[RotationSlimWang]

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

What were they thinking letting her out of the cage? Wow, that was... painful.

[summerkid]

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

What were they thinking letting her out of the cage? Wow, that was... painful.

wow it really really was she looked lost on stage.

[noisemachine]

Yeah that was pretty pathetic, and she wasn't even trying to make the lip-syncing look convincing. At least there is Sarah Silverman....

[marooko]

sarahs impression of britts vag was fucking funny.

noone ever laughs at her jokes. sucks.

[miscorrections]

oh goddamnit, i was hoping she wouldn't perform until the end. i just got back from work and i was hoping to see britney crash and burn.

[marooko]

she wasnt even moving fast enough to crash and burn.

[miscorrections]

i'm so sad that i missed it.

[marooko]

im sad i watched it.

[noisemachine]

Why are they using a sample of a crappy rendition of Radiohead's "Just" to promote all the shitty MTV reality shows? And Justice seems to be the intro music of choice for all the presenters.

[Mr.Nipples]

fuck that show...

[xleslie]

for those who misses britney's amazing performance...tmz has a clip up already

http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1173355354

[ewiggy]

wait a second - tmz has a clip of 50 cent throwing money and then people running through water to go grab it.

what the fuck?

did the VMAs flood?

there is a joke about britney and tears in here, but i can't get to it.

[noisemachine]

I want to thank this MTV award show for confirming my belief that 99.9% of popular rap artists are the most untalented pricks on the face of this planet.

Edit: Also, anyone featured in an MTV reality show is also a worthless piece of shit.

[Mr.Nipples]

a friend of mine was on a show called 12 angry jurors if anyone remembers...

[Wheres the beef?]

Last night they played a bit of Kanye's Harder Better Faster (but it was the Daft Punk part) when going to commercial in the NASCAR race. I thought that was nice.

[betao]

I want to thank this MTV award show for confirming my belief that 99.9% of popular rap artists are the most untalented pricks on the face of this planet.

Edit: Also, anyone featured in an MTV reality show is also a worthless piece of shit.

are you saying you dont like laffy taffy? cuz i myself love me some laffy taffy!

[/sarcasm]

[Abe Lincoln]

Britney dances like the midgets in Time Bandits...

[leo01g]

Fall Out Boy better than The White Stripes? does a fucking monkey pick the winner? i dont get it.

[DeltaSigChi4]

NOTE TO ALL VIACOM PERSONNEL:

Leave my city. Leave now. Don't ever come back. I hope you all die within the year so you never bring this shit here again. I hate each and everyone of you. You prove that the terrorists have won. You prove that Usama was right when he said we should covert to Islam. Please die.

Sincerely,

E

[leo01g]

Not to be an ass but dude its Osama

[leo01g]

wait you're right too