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    What is a good covert way of saying "fuck you" to someone? There is someone leaving my work and it is totally fucking over the rest of us with mountains of work and I am so stressed out that I am developing a twitch in my eye. When he walks out the door on his last day I want have a good zinger ready.

    I know:
    "good luck with that"
    "let me know how that works out for you"
    "have fun with that"
    Got any ideas?

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    I would rather be blunt
    "my ovaries are bigger than your testicles"

    "Procrastination is like masturbation...It feels good until you realize you're screwing yourself"

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    pull out your gun...

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    Nothing says fuck you like cyanide.

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    you should try whispering, thats covert...
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    They wont get far

    "my ovaries are bigger than your testicles"

    "Procrastination is like masturbation...It feels good until you realize you're screwing yourself"

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    Make him feel really guilty by like looking him in the eye and saying something like "man, i really hope you have a great time" with a totally serious face.

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    Get over it, go out with someone else.

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    Wait untill the boss goes for lunch, now rig a shotgun up on the inside of his\her office door so that if someone opened it they would get shot in the face. Nb: Wear surgical gloves or at least wipe your prints off everything.
    Now, tell your young colleage the boss left a file on his\her desk for him to review before leaving the firm. Once he opens the door....Bingo, thanks for all your time and effort.
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    superglue his box of stuff to his desk
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    Have sex with his wife.

    Have his children arrested.

    Kill his dog.

    Most importantly fuck it, just give the work to the new hire.

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    dont be around when he leaves. but the super glue idea is funny. we play that joke here at work sometimes. fucking sucks when youre trying to pick up a triangle and you cant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingsblend420 View Post
    What is a good covert way of saying "fuck you" to someone? There is someone leaving my work and it is totally fucking over the rest of us with mountains of work and I am so stressed out that I am developing a twitch in my eye. When he walks out the door on his last day I want have a good zinger ready.

    I know:
    "good luck with that"
    "let me know how that works out for you"
    "have fun with that"
    Got any ideas?
    i like the "good luck with that." but only if you be really loud and overly friendly while saying it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by kingsblend420 View Post
    What is a good covert way of saying "fuck you" to someone? There is someone leaving my work and it is totally fucking over the rest of us with mountains of work and I am so stressed out that I am developing a twitch in my eye. When he walks out the door on his last day I want have a good zinger ready.

    I know:
    "good luck with that"
    "let me know how that works out for you"
    "have fun with that"
    Got any ideas?
    I don't understand. Is the guy shirking off and that's why there is mountains of work? or is he still working as hard as ever, but when he's gone there'll just be his work that everyone else has to do? if it's the latter then that's no reason to tell him to fuck off.
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    Switch M and N. Works every time. Lotsa laffs.

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    Also the picture of the desktop trick instead of the actual desktop is usually pretty funny.

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    Last edited by PotVsKtl; 09-06-2007 at 02:10 PM.

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    Take his red swingline and see if he sets the building on fire.

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    Pee in his soda/drink can/bottle
    "my ovaries are bigger than your testicles"

    "Procrastination is like masturbation...It feels good until you realize you're screwing yourself"

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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    dont be around when he leaves. but the super glue idea is funny. we play that joke here at work sometimes. fucking sucks when youre trying to pick up a triangle and you cant.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Fuck his wife/gf/sister.
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    piss in his coffee when he's not looking

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazzz2007 View Post
    piss in his coffee when he's not looking
    make sure it's first thing in the morning before you've drunk anything for maximum fuckage.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    I am glad I don't work with any of you people.
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    I'm glad no one I work with is on this message board.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by suprefan View Post
    Take his red swingline and see if he sets the building on fire.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cansei de ser sexme View Post
    Make him feel really guilty by like looking him in the eye and saying something like "man, i really hope you have a great time" with a totally serious face.
    I think I like this one the best.

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    I thought saying "God bless you." while someone is walking away was the international way to covertly say fuck you.
    I miss Bill Hicks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by All That I Am View Post
    I thought saying "God bless you." while someone is walking away was the international way to covertly say fuck you.
    I think if you are European and an American sneezes its the equivalent of saying "fuck you".

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    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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