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    Alright I'm just about done with my first story for fans of my relationship thread. For people that aren't fans this isn't for you. Justin asked for a book and he gets some short stories. I will proof read this but I wont make sure its perfect, so fuck off in advance

    Now after reading what I've written for my first story, I've decided to put an excerpt up and make sure you can handle this.

    "The Mission"
    synopsis: Greg is a man on a mission. He must complete the misson by the end of the evening.

    excerpt:

    "Would you like your usual Greg?" Greg looks at the bartender and shakes his head up and down. As she turns around he stares at her ass wondering how far quarters would fly if he bounced them off that perfect shape. Its the kind of ass that if you stared too long and too hard a small bit of fluid would drip out and taint your boxers with love. Greg thought to himself, 'GOD I WOULD LOVE TO TEAR THAT ASS APART. Bin Laden aint got shit on me. I've got the weapon of ass distruction.'

    She turned around and it was a good thing because he didn't want to make a mess on himself before he attemted his mission. He scans the room and finds an easy target but is about 15lbs not his type. 'I could get a blow-job from her easy, but the mission would be harder to exectute.' He looks over and sees a girl that he's slept with a few times before. She drives a red Ford Mustang that they have sex in. Greg now likes Mustangs cos of her. 'No, too easy, plus I don't want to confuse her.'

    As he wets his lips with this apple martini he he watches a blonde girl walk up to the mic to sing her song. "Hello, my name is Valarie and I'm in town for one more day from Ohio. I'm going to sing 'A Little Less Sixteen Candles' from Fall out Boy."

    Gregs favorite band is Fall Out Boy. He knows this is going to be the one. He rubs his finger across his top lip and then across his bottem lip and says "PERFECT"
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    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    what is this? science fiction?
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    Im am so happy about this.

    PS. gold.

    "Greg thought to himself, 'GOD I WOULD LOVE TO TEAR THAT ASS APART. Bin Laden aint got shit on me. I've got the weapon of ass distruction.' "

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    what is this? science fiction?
    its cacoratica
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    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    Your search - www.cacoratica.com - did not match any documents.

    Suggestions:
    Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
    Try different keywords.
    Try more general keywords.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Your search - www.cacoratica.com - did not match any documents.

    Suggestions:
    Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
    Try different keywords.
    Try more general keywords.
    this isnt tomratica its cacoratica....words are used as they come to my head...im not making this a work of art it...that just wouldnt be me
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    i wasn't criticizing. gosh. touchy.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    i wasn't criticizing. gosh. touchy.
    damn you tom keep this shit up and you will be in my next story
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by caco0283 View Post
    damn you tom keep this shit up and you will be in my next story

    Not trying to highjack your thread. You made me think with this last comment. Same story but Greg's name was changed to Tom.


    Alright I'm just about done with my first story for fans of my relationship thread. For people that aren't fans this isn't for you. Justin asked for a book and he gets some short stories. I will proof read this but I wont make sure its perfect, so fuck off in advance

    Now after reading what I've written for my first story, I've decided to put an excerpt up and make sure you can handle this.

    "The Mission"
    synopsis: Tom is a man on a mission. He must complete the misson by the end of the evening.

    excerpt:

    "Would you like your usual Tom?" Tom looks at the bartender and shakes his head up and down. As she turns around he stares at her ass wondering how far quarters would fly if he bounced them off that perfect shape. Its the kind of ass that if you stared too long and too hard a small bit of fluid would drip out and taint your boxers with love. Tom thought to himself, 'GOD I WOULD LOVE TO TEAR THAT ASS APART. Bin Laden aint got shit on me. I've got the weapon of ass distruction.'

    She turned around and it was a good thing because he didn't want to make a mess on himself before he attemted his mission. He scans the room and finds an easy target but is about 15lbs not his type. 'I could get a blow-job from her easy, but the mission would be harder to exectute.' He looks over and sees a girl that he's slept with a few times before. She drives a red Ford Mustang that they have sex in. Tom now likes Mustangs cos of her. 'No, too easy, plus I don't want to confuse her.'

    As he wets his lips with this apple martini he he watches a blonde girl walk up to the mic to sing her song. "Hello, my name is Valarie and I'm in town for one more day from Ohio. I'm going to sing 'A Little Less Sixteen Candles' from Fall out Boy."

    Toms favorite band is Fall Out Boy. He knows this is going to be the one. He rubs his finger across his top lip and then across his bottem lip and says "PERFECT"
    Whiskey Sour

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    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatbastard View Post
    Not trying to highjack your thread. You made me think with this last comment.
    Your "thinking" is limited to replacing the name "Greg" with the name "Tom"? how long'd that take you?
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Are they not interchangeble though?

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    I don't condone the use of my name in this story. I have assembled lawyers.
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    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    Reading for monkeys.
    Last edited by All That I Am; 09-05-2007 at 05:15 PM.
    I miss Bill Hicks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    fucking christ CACKO. You smoking too much salvia.

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    SPOILER ALERT

























    Valarie is a guy
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    "The Mission was a very good book. It was kind of silly, but kind of funny too. The end was kind of scary, but not too scary. I thought it was a very good book.

    Of course you don't have to take MY word for it...go to your local library and read "The Mission" for yourself."

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Your "thinking" is limited to replacing the name "Greg" with the name "Tom"? how long'd that take you?
    Half the time that it took you to come up with this comment.
    Whiskey Sour

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    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by full on idle View Post
    fucking christ CACKO. You smoking too much salvia.
    i smoke as much as you Valarie....actually less than you

    Quote Originally Posted by bug on your lip View Post
    SPOILER ALERT

    Valarie is a guy

    bug you gave me a great idea....instead of posting the whole story at once i will put it up in acts....that way you can discuss what is going on in each act. When I get home I'll put up the second act....its the preparation for the mission....then maybe tomorrow ill put up act three....where you find out what the mission was and if Greg completes it
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bug on your lip View Post
    SPOILER ALERT




    Valarie is a guy
    LOLS

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    ill put up the rest of the story this week...sorry ive had a crazy ass week.....a guy i know killed a cop last week.....i was detained by the cops and then the cops killed him....i know this is no excuse to keep my fans waiting but its been nuts
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    I'm not totally familiar with Caco's work, yet I get an intense feeling this could go way out in left field...and I like that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I'm not totally familiar with Caco's work, yet I get an intense feeling this could go way out in left field...and I like that...
    And yet it was so firmly grounded in realism when it opened with the line "weapon of ass distruction (sic)."

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    You gotta get Caco to tell you your text's role in his police saga, pvk.

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    Sorry, I don't sell drugs.

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    This story reminds me of the fabulous little adventures posted by that British guy. Randy Ricochet, I think.

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    Here's math:

    Ronnie + people he knows = bad shit happening.

    Ronnie + new people = less shit and maybe an occasional bj.

    Sorry - just trying to put a new spin on my weekly, pretentious stint of, "Ronnie, please get new friends."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenniehoo View Post
    Here's math:

    Ronnie + people he knows = bad shit happening.

    Ronnie + new people = less shit and maybe an occasional bj.

    Sorry - just trying to put a new spin on my weekly, pretentious stint of, "Ronnie, please get new friends."

    jennie its so weird that you posted this cos i just farted and my farts smell like roses and that reminded me of you
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
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    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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