Reading Rainbow with Caco

[caco0283]

Alright I'm just about done with my first story for fans of my relationship thread. For people that aren't fans this isn't for you. Justin asked for a book and he gets some short stories. I will proof read this but I wont make sure its perfect, so fuck off in advance

Now after reading what I've written for my first story, I've decided to put an excerpt up and make sure you can handle this.

"The Mission"
synopsis: Greg is a man on a mission. He must complete the misson by the end of the evening.

excerpt:

"Would you like your usual Greg?" Greg looks at the bartender and shakes his head up and down. As she turns around he stares at her ass wondering how far quarters would fly if he bounced them off that perfect shape. Its the kind of ass that if you stared too long and too hard a small bit of fluid would drip out and taint your boxers with love. Greg thought to himself, 'GOD I WOULD LOVE TO TEAR THAT ASS APART. Bin Laden aint got shit on me. I've got the weapon of ass distruction.'

She turned around and it was a good thing because he didn't want to make a mess on himself before he attemted his mission. He scans the room and finds an easy target but is about 15lbs not his type. 'I could get a blow-job from her easy, but the mission would be harder to exectute.' He looks over and sees a girl that he's slept with a few times before. She drives a red Ford Mustang that they have sex in. Greg now likes Mustangs cos of her. 'No, too easy, plus I don't want to confuse her.'

As he wets his lips with this apple martini he he watches a blonde girl walk up to the mic to sing her song. "Hello, my name is Valarie and I'm in town for one more day from Ohio. I'm going to sing 'A Little Less Sixteen Candles' from Fall out Boy."

Gregs favorite band is Fall Out Boy. He knows this is going to be the one. He rubs his finger across his top lip and then across his bottem lip and says "PERFECT"

[TomAz]

what is this? science fiction?

[J~$$$]

Im am so happy about this.

PS. gold.

"Greg thought to himself, 'GOD I WOULD LOVE TO TEAR THAT ASS APART. Bin Laden aint got shit on me. I've got the weapon of ass distruction.' "

[caco0283]

what is this? science fiction?

its cacoratica

[TomAz]

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[caco0283]

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this isnt tomratica its cacoratica....words are used as they come to my head...im not making this a work of art it...that just wouldnt be me

[TomAz]

i wasn't criticizing. gosh. touchy.

[caco0283]

i wasn't criticizing. gosh. touchy.

damn you tom keep this shit up and you will be in my next story

[fatbastard]

damn you tom keep this shit up and you will be in my next story

Not trying to highjack your thread. You made me think with this last comment. Same story but Greg's name was changed to Tom.


Alright I'm just about done with my first story for fans of my relationship thread. For people that aren't fans this isn't for you. Justin asked for a book and he gets some short stories. I will proof read this but I wont make sure its perfect, so fuck off in advance

Now after reading what I've written for my first story, I've decided to put an excerpt up and make sure you can handle this.

"The Mission"
synopsis: Tom is a man on a mission. He must complete the misson by the end of the evening.

excerpt:

"Would you like your usual Tom?" Tom looks at the bartender and shakes his head up and down. As she turns around he stares at her ass wondering how far quarters would fly if he bounced them off that perfect shape. Its the kind of ass that if you stared too long and too hard a small bit of fluid would drip out and taint your boxers with love. Tom thought to himself, 'GOD I WOULD LOVE TO TEAR THAT ASS APART. Bin Laden aint got shit on me. I've got the weapon of ass distruction.'

She turned around and it was a good thing because he didn't want to make a mess on himself before he attemted his mission. He scans the room and finds an easy target but is about 15lbs not his type. 'I could get a blow-job from her easy, but the mission would be harder to exectute.' He looks over and sees a girl that he's slept with a few times before. She drives a red Ford Mustang that they have sex in. Tom now likes Mustangs cos of her. 'No, too easy, plus I don't want to confuse her.'

As he wets his lips with this apple martini he he watches a blonde girl walk up to the mic to sing her song. "Hello, my name is Valarie and I'm in town for one more day from Ohio. I'm going to sing 'A Little Less Sixteen Candles' from Fall out Boy."

Toms favorite band is Fall Out Boy. He knows this is going to be the one. He rubs his finger across his top lip and then across his bottem lip and says "PERFECT"

[TomAz]

Not trying to highjack your thread. You made me think with this last comment.

Your "thinking" is limited to replacing the name "Greg" with the name "Tom"? how long'd that take you?

[suprefan]

Are they not interchangeble though?

[Yablonowitz]

I don't condone the use of my name in this story. I have assembled lawyers.

[All That I Am]

Reading for monkeys.

[Alchemy]

[full on idle]

fucking christ CACKO. You smoking too much salvia.

[bug on your lip]

SPOILER ALERT

























Valarie is a guy

[M Sparks]

"The Mission was a very good book. It was kind of silly, but kind of funny too. The end was kind of scary, but not too scary. I thought it was a very good book.

Of course you don't have to take MY word for it...go to your local library and read "The Mission" for yourself."

[fatbastard]

Your "thinking" is limited to replacing the name "Greg" with the name "Tom"? how long'd that take you?

Half the time that it took you to come up with this comment.

[caco0283]

fucking christ CACKO. You smoking too much salvia.

i smoke as much as you Valarie....actually less than you

SPOILER ALERT

Valarie is a guy

bug you gave me a great idea....instead of posting the whole story at once i will put it up in acts....that way you can discuss what is going on in each act. When I get home I'll put up the second act....its the preparation for the mission....then maybe tomorrow ill put up act three....where you find out what the mission was and if Greg completes it

[Wheres the beef?]

SPOILER ALERT




Valarie is a guy

LOLS

[caco0283]

ill put up the rest of the story this week...sorry ive had a crazy ass week.....a guy i know killed a cop last week.....i was detained by the cops and then the cops killed him....i know this is no excuse to keep my fans waiting but its been nuts

[bug on your lip]

[BROKENDOLL]

I'm not totally familiar with Caco's work, yet I get an intense feeling this could go way out in left field...and I like that...

[PotVsKtl]

I'm not totally familiar with Caco's work, yet I get an intense feeling this could go way out in left field...and I like that...

And yet it was so firmly grounded in realism when it opened with the line "weapon of ass distruction (sic)."

[full on idle]

You gotta get Caco to tell you your text's role in his police saga, pvk.

[PotVsKtl]

Sorry, I don't sell drugs.

[bballarl]

This story reminds me of the fabulous little adventures posted by that British guy. Randy Ricochet, I think.

[Jenniehoo]

Here's math:

Ronnie + people he knows = bad shit happening.

Ronnie + new people = less shit and maybe an occasional bj.

Sorry - just trying to put a new spin on my weekly, pretentious stint of, "Ronnie, please get new friends."

[caco0283]

Here's math:

Ronnie + people he knows = bad shit happening.

Ronnie + new people = less shit and maybe an occasional bj.

Sorry - just trying to put a new spin on my weekly, pretentious stint of, "Ronnie, please get new friends."

jennie its so weird that you posted this cos i just farted and my farts smell like roses and that reminded me of you

[fatbastard]