It Has Begun

[PotVsKtl]

kroqken is upon us.

[bballarl]

The Kenado already hit Music Lounge. We will be okay.

Hold me?

[Blinken]

You're a couple days late. He strikes at night while we sleep.

[real talk]

I'm hitching my wagon to Ken's star.

[PotVsKtl]

Suck a dick this shit's new to me. Out of my thread.

[bballarl]

Does anyone have those Blind Date episodes anymore? Adamnikyo had them back in the day, but that was many moons ago.

[PotVsKtl]

Delete.

[kroqken]

Someone should put them on Youtube. I still liked my Singled out episodes the best.

[thefunkylama]

precious moments.

[mattpach]

Can someone explain the Ken phenomenon?

Does he always talk to and respond to his replies in threads?


and

Do his posts ever relate to anything in the thread and/or make sense?

[kroqken]

There are reasons for what I do, I just like to unravel the thesis slowly. Obfuscation can lead to a greater discovery in the long term, just like Neverending Story and Labrynth.

[mattpach]

I must observe then.

[kroqken]

Hey Mattpach, I used to live in Santa Barbara. I miss State Street. Zelos was a decent club.

[ghettojournalist]

There are reasons for what I do, I just like to unravel the thesis slowly. Obfuscation can lead to a greater discovery in the long term, just like Neverending Story and Labrynth.

okay Grant Morrison...

[kroqken]

I thought I sounded more like Peter Falk in the Princess Bride.

[bug on your lip]

there is a thread promoting violence against KroQken...
but i'm too lazy to search for it & bump it right now

[Stefinitely Maybe]

[kroqken]

That guy in Stefinitely Maybe's avatar looks familiar.

[Stefinitely Maybe]

That guy in Stefinitely Maybe's avatar looks familiar.

Yeah, it's me, we met at the Filter party. Unless you meant the guy on the right, in which case, that's you, Ken.

[kroqken]

I meant the "me" part. I do remember the Filter party, there was fighting at the end when people were trying to get on the buses. I have had a haircut since that picture.

[Stefinitely Maybe]

I meant the "me" part. I do remember the Filter party, there was fighting at the end when people were trying to get on the buses. I have had a haircut since that picture.

I see. I left before the end so missed out on the fighting. Is it true that you fell into a fire, Ken? What does your hair look like now, Ken? The board deserves to know the truth.

[kroqken]

No fire, I just succumbed to peer pressure and cut it. It is fairly short. I went to a trendy salon in Beverly hills on Robertson Boulevard that offered a free haircut on Craigslist that normally would be a couple hundred dollars.

[Stefinitely Maybe]

Sweet.

Incidentally, why do Americans say "couple hundred" instead of "couple OF hundred"?

[kroqken]

Americans are lazy. I would diss further, but at least Obama won, so we cannot be all bad.

[BlackSwan]

Stop with the self loathing... We do it because we can.

[dorkfish]

I like that the website listed on the poster is a Descendents song.

[kroqken]

Is that woman in the picture Will Ferrell's mother?

[Wheres the beef?]

Ken did you really sleep at Winchells donuts?

[kroqken]

Yep, I was too tied to walk the rest of the way to my motel room. I was so tired that night. My friend did not wait because I stuck around to see Prince and did not know he would play that late.

[TheWatcher]

Looks like kroqken "Owned the boards" today.