ever have this happened to you

[unknowndrummer66]

aight so i got some really curly hair almost like an afro


and every year this doped out black chick will come and stroke my hair


usually happens at night on my way to the mojave


im just wondering wat are the other past molestations you people have gotten at coachella

[JustSteve]

i got a little oral behind the mainstage from my g'friend last year, does that count?

[unknowndrummer66]

i got a little oral behind the mainstage from my g'friend last year, does that count?

nah dog

it has to be a complete stranger

[algunz]

A guy was wearing a "Kiss me it's my birthday" t-shirt - so I did.

[All That I Am]

A guy was wearing a "Kiss me it's my birthday" t-shirt - so I did.

I bet he's kicking himself for not wearing "Fuck me it's my birthday" shirt

[RotationSlimWang]

aight so i got some really curly hair almost like an afro


and every year this doped out black chick will come and stroke my hair


usually happens at night on my way to the mojave


im just wondering wat are the other past molestations you people have gotten at coachella

I'm sure this has happened to Passive a few times when he had his afro, except without the chick part.

[unknowndrummer66]

A guy was wearing a "Kiss me it's my birthday" t-shirt - so I did.

hmm idea for next year

[nfdimarco]

i found the most beautiful girls ever. me and my buddy didnt even have a place to stay. we gave them a few presents. cough. then they invited us to come stay with them and theyre 5 friends at the marriot. ur imagination can take it from there.
Ive never fallen in love faster.

[shakermaker113]

A guy was wearing a "Kiss me it's my birthday" t-shirt - so I did.

ha! I'm impressed. nice one.

[Heresy]

The only strange molestation encounters I've had were sweaty slimey bodies brushing past mine and they all had a faint smell of sunscreen.

I'm not wearing a bikini top to Coachella again. Ugh.

[aynalehcar]

I've been molested at Roskilde fest in Denmark, but not Coachella.

I'm pretty short and this tall Danish dude squished right in front of me at Guns n Roses (shut up) and I was like, "Come on dude, I'm a short girl that's not cool"
he turns around, kisses me and says "you are short girl, I am tall man, Can I stand here?" (all waggling his eyebrows suggestively)
I told him to move on.

[aynalehcar]

he was cute though. Dumb!

[Courtney]

and every year this doped out black chick will come and stroke my hair

Haha. The same woman? You should say hello and ask her name next time.

Also I was involved in a shoulder-licking incident last year.

[unknowndrummer66]

Haha. The same woman? You should say hello and ask her name next time.

Also I was involved in a shoulder-licking incident last year.

i should

she was pretty hot now that i think about it