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    This is a breakthrough of scientific proportions that we never imagined could happen. It is a miracle sent to us from god.

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    I don't care if it kills me, i'm still gonna do it!
    I miss Bill Hicks.

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    In other news, trying to read that blurry article surely shortened my life by two years.

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    But if you look at some lovely life givers for half an hour it will cancel it out!

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    I'm not much of a boob guy.

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    I will live longer than you.

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    I got flashed during Sonic Youth this year though, that's always fun to look back on.

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    Here's a prescription and a photo of my wife. Take two long hard looks and call me in the morning.

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    ^^ Show your tits!!!!

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    classy.

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    So...does this mean the meatheads at Mardi Gras that saw the girls go wild will live longer than me? Because...if that's the future...I retire.

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    Your screenname is J money signs and your location is listed as "Denvah".

    I'm fairly certain you're no class act.

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    J-$$$ is as classy as they come. He wears a monocle and smells of cinnamon. His smoking jacket has gilded buttons. All his books are leather-bound.

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    And THAT, dear Delta, is why we show him our tits.

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    thats why gays have shorter life expectancy

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    what if you work out while staring at boobs?

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    I like to wrestle other dudes for fun.

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    It makes me feel manly.

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    LOOK AT MY MACHISMO!!! LOOK AT IT!!

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    For girls, vanity improves their life expectancy.

    This is truly an amazing day.

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    What if I look at my own boobs?

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    Then you'll live forever.

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    I don't wrestle, I beat the living shit out of them.

    Today, this one MILF sat down next to me cageside. I have no idea what she was doing, subsequently ignored her, but she wasn't giving up that easily.

    Point of the story? No point. Just making conversation.

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    Awesome. You probably reminded her of her hair dresser.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeltaSigChi4 View Post
    I don't wrestle, I beat the living shit out of them.

    Today, this one MILF sat down next to me cageside. I have no idea what she was doing, subsequently ignored her, but she wasn't giving up that easily.

    Point of the story? No point. Just making conversation.

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    You "making conversation" is about as awkward as an arcade fire fan at a slayer concert.

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    Sorry to spoil the fun, but if you scroll down....
    "Update: So it seems this is an Urban Legend since no actual study can be found in the archive of the New England Journal of Medicine."

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