This is a breakthrough of scientific proportions that we never imagined could happen. It is a miracle sent to us from god.
4/9 The Knife @ Fox Pomona
4/26 Simian Mobile Disco @ Pappy & Harriet's
5/1 The Horrors @ First Unitarian Church
5/8 La Sera @ The Echo
5/10 A Place To Bury Stangers @ Constellation Room
6/7-9 Governors Ball
6/14-15 Low End Theory Festival
I don't care if it kills me, i'm still gonna do it!
I miss Bill Hicks.
In other news, trying to read that blurry article surely shortened my life by two years.
But if you look at some lovely life givers for half an hour it will cancel it out!
I will live longer than you.
Here's a prescription and a photo of my wife. Take two long hard looks and call me in the morning.
^^ Show your tits!!!!
So...does this mean the meatheads at Mardi Gras that saw the girls go wild will live longer than me? Because...if that's the future...I retire.
Your screenname is J money signs and your location is listed as "Denvah".
I'm fairly certain you're no class act.
J-$$$ is as classy as they come. He wears a monocle and smells of cinnamon. His smoking jacket has gilded buttons. All his books are leather-bound.
And THAT, dear Delta, is why we show him our tits.
what if you work out while staring at boobs?
I like to wrestle other dudes for fun.
It makes me feel manly.
LOOK AT MY MACHISMO!!! LOOK AT IT!!
For girls, vanity improves their life expectancy.
This is truly an amazing day.
What if I look at my own boobs?
Then you'll live forever.
I don't wrestle, I beat the living shit out of them.
Today, this one MILF sat down next to me cageside. I have no idea what she was doing, subsequently ignored her, but she wasn't giving up that easily.
Point of the story? No point. Just making conversation.
Awesome. You probably reminded her of her hair dresser.
Sorry to spoil the fun, but if you scroll down....
"Update: So it seems this is an Urban Legend since no actual study can be found in the archive of the New England Journal of Medicine."