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    COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) -- David Stroupe said it was one of the worst experiences with a performer in the history of the Funny Bone Comedy Club.
    Andy Dick

    Andy Dick was ripped by a comedy club official for his behavior.

    He was referring to Andy Dick, a former co-star on the 1990s sitcom "NewsRadio," who appeared at the Funny Bone last weekend.

    Stroupe, the club's managing partner, said the 41-year-old actor-comedian made inappropriate comments while on stage, groped patrons, took women into the men's room and urinated on the floor and on at least one person.

    A limousine driver was to meet Dick early Monday morning at a hotel near the club, Stroupe said, but he couldn't be found and missed that morning's flight to Los Angeles.

    Dick was across town, where he was issued a citation for urinating on the sidewalk by Columbus policeman John Fantin. Police eventually escorted Dick back to the hotel, Stroupe said.

    Dick's manager, Max Burgos, did not immediately respond Friday to phone and e-mail messages by The Associated Press seeking comment.

    Dick is scheduled to appear Thursday in Franklin County Municipal Court, but instead could pay a $126 fine and court costs for the misdemeanor offense, a court employee said.
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    Default Re: Dick - no not that one, the other one

    is this one Dick the gay's don't love?

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    Does anybody actually think Andy Dick is funny? I guess hes supposed to be a comedian but I have never thought he was funny in anything hes done. Hes just a typical crack addict but for some reason hes famous for it.

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    He'll be dead soon enough.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    He's had a couple of funny moments (Ben Stiller Show, Old School, Road Trip) but he incapable of carrying anything on his own.
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    LOL
    The Flavor of Dick
    I miss Bill Hicks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by All That I Am View Post
    LOL
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    fuck yeah. this got me to lol.

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    andy dick > sara silverman

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    Quote Originally Posted by betao View Post
    andy dick > sara silverman
    navel lint > sarah silverman.


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    Comedian Andy Dick Arrested at SoCal Restaurant

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    2:42 p.m. EDT, May 3, 2011

    TEMECULA, Calif. (KTLA) -- Comedian Andy Dick is out on bail after being arrested for public drunkenness at a southern California restaurant, authorities say.

    Riverside County Sheriff's deputies were called to the Marie Callender's restaurant on Rancho California Road by someone reporting an "intoxicated male subject who was causing a disturbance inside the restaurant."

    When deputies arrived they found the 44-year-old comedian in the bar area displaying "symptoms associated with alcohol intoxication" and noted "he was unable to care for his own safety," according to a statement.

    Dick was booked on suspicion of public intoxication.

    He was released after posting $500 bail.

    This is not the Dick's first run-in with the law.

    In 2008, he received probation after being arrested for drug possession and sexual battery at a restaurant in neighboring Murrietta.

    Last year, he was charged with sexual abuse over allegations that he groped a bouncer at a West Virginia bar.
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    Default Re: Dick - no not that one, the other one

    He was funny as hell on NewsRadio.

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    Dick passed out earlier that day at the theater my friend works at. I told him to stick his bare ass in Dick's face and take a picture but apparently Dick woke up. What a pity.
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    Maybe he just needs someone special in his life. Someone that'll be able to relate and understand him. Someone to stand beside him. He needs to find his soulmate....


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    He has to be a registered sex offender by now right?

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    I'm sure that as soon as Andy Dick dies we're going to find out that his entire life was a performance art piece meant to satirize human existence in Hollywood ... or something like that ... maybe
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    Nobody is asking the real question here. What was he doing at a Marie Calendars?
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Nobody is asking the real question here. What was he doing at a Marie Calendars?
    Filling his pie hole.
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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Nobody is asking the real question here. What was he doing at a Marie Calendars?
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