"Oh, my, but aren't those the softest, sweetest looking hands you've ever seen?"
"Madge, you don't suppose those hands get..."
"Alot of use and lotion?"
"Well, I, uh..."
"Don't waste your breath, honey. There's a reason those hands get a lot of lotion and look so slender, and it's certainly not from washing dishes!" *snicker,snicker*
Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.
it was on the 2nd or 3rd to last page..... funny to see these boardies still posting.
Why wouldnt they? This place is
i wasnt saying i was surprised they wouldnt post. i was just saying its funny to see where they were two years ago to where they are now.
this j$$$ character looked like a funnie boardie.
Calm down F.o.b. Bruce Lee.
People can't help but quote Yablo's hands. They are clearly jealous of his supple skin.
Oh dances with too many cupcakes, you are silly.
As long as it doesnt turn out like the one with the guy that wrote the secret im in.