The Unofficial Kristen Nicole Brown Circa 1999 Fan Club

[Hannahrain]

Maybe Hannah/Corinna's official names can be "Problem causers".

Maybe Andrew's official name should be "And they never heard from him again".

[tessalasset]

you're right. i should definitely change my last name from lasset to something entirely different.

[disgustipated]

just turn it around

[tessalasset]

you are probably the first smart person on this board.

[J~$$$]

L'asset. The apostrophe makes it dynamic.

[CuervoPH]

L'asset...sounds like something in a French accounting class...as you can see, l'asset is offset by l'expense...

[tessalasset]

You accountants are all the same.

[miscorrections]

andrew, you're a deadbeat dj. i won't take any sass from you.

[nothingman00]

Also, this is totally true. Lasset is a terrible last name. Maybe you should legally change it to something.

I couldn't agree more: Tessa Something has a real ring to it...

[miscorrections]

also fober you have to state how you would fight fatbastard or else he'll win the position automatically for including a diagram of an ostrich.

[kimery08]

i dont really know what position i can fill but i want to be the person everyone talks about in secret because i only go to meetings for the snacks and possibly a crush, but really contributes nothing at all.
what does that fall under?

[miscorrections]

space filler

[kimery08]

perfect.

wheres the snack guy? i want some string cheese

[miscorrections]

we don't know who it is yet.

[kimery08]

oh thats right. see, i dont even pay attention.

[miscorrections]

you win member of the month. congratulations!

[fatbastard]

perfect.

wheres the snack guy? i want some string cheese

Your cheese as requested.



Here's a napkin for you.

[thefunkylama]

I hate to break it to you, fober and bastard, but I just made your position obsolete.

Resident Pastry Monger: Thefunkylama.

[tessalasset]

you guys dont even know what you're up against.

[sonofhal]

Don't mess with the piemaster.

[kimery08]

yes! pies are way better than cheese.
winner.

[bballarl]

andrew, you're a deadbeat dj. i won't take any sass from you.

I can't hear you over the din. I'm playing Psychocandy by JAMC in its entirety.

[miscorrections]

I'm playing your mom.

[amyzzz]

Just shag already and get it over with.

[miscorrections]

pipe down, amy. and i mean that in the nicest way possible.

alma, i think our numbers would swell if you'd be our pastry monger. pie at meetings = tears of gratitude.

[ewiggy]

i can't tell who is being funny and who is not. i feel like i don't even know you guys anymore.

[CuervoPH]

I oftentimes feel I'm being funny and later am told I'm not. This isn't one of those times, is it? (Don't worry. Your answer doesn't affect the fanzine in any way. I have principles.)

[mob roulette]

(Uh. Probably NSFW in retrospect. But puppets!)

[bballarl]

Hey Kristen. Are you in LA yet?

[fatbastard]

The people have spoken.