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    I don't have a weave. It must be your eyelash weave on your droopy eyelids that you're seeing.

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    ok i get it now. kristen is e, mis wants e. mmmm e
    .................................................. ..............
    She added the phrase "meany head" to my profile.
    I hardly think I'm an attention whore.
    I train birds of prey and am I licensed falconer

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    I've been waiting to make a lesbian joke for nearly twenty minutes, but didn't dare make a sound in the hope that this might go further. Since the tone has now gone from playful to viperish, you all go ahead and fight. Maybe use pillows though. Maybe get into some more comfortable clothes too. Here, let me turn down the lights. You guys like Coltrane? I have some wine in the fridge.

    Seriously. Please continue.

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    hannah, i hate fighting with you. we're soulmates.
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    See, that's progress.

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    hannah, i hate fighting with you. we're soulmates.
    I hate your soul.

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    I was doin' the same Mob..

    you ladies want some Opus?
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    Stop being a pussy should be the answer to all of life's problems. It has worked for me so far.

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    *Ok that was creepy, sorry...















    carry on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    I hate your soul.
    spiteful.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    I think maybe we ought to put on lots and lots of bulky layers, and settle this with a from-the-heart discussion. Maybe while watching Lifetime and complaining about cramps.

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    i can't do bulky layers and i don't get cramps. you're so selfish sometimes.
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    I don't get them either. I was trying to extend an olive branch. You dumb slut.

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    i guess we could bond over that? the dumb slut thing. 'cause i was just gonna tell you that you were one.
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    Awww. You're so sweet. A girl couldn't ask for a better nemesis.

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    Much better.

    Hi Corinna, I'm James, btw. You into astronomy? Stargazing? You two wanna go for a drive or something? I know this place that makes the best hot chai with cream. We could talk. About whatever you want. I'm a good listener.

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    you asshole!
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    Stop being a pussy should be the answer to all of life's problems. It has worked for me so far.

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    i'm sorry, but that has nothing to do with knb c. 1999.

    when i'm not feuding with hannah kristen is the topic.
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    this is beyond my realm but with in my humor
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    She added the phrase "meany head" to my profile.
    I hardly think I'm an attention whore.
    I train birds of prey and am I licensed falconer

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    It's well within your realm. Come on, PF. Call me a dumb slut. That's all it takes.

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    hannah, when you're not a bitch you're a delight.
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    Come into chat so we can talk about mani/pedis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Call me a dumb slut. That's all it takes.
    I was SO going to sig that, but I won't.
    Quote Originally Posted by Young blood View Post
    Stop being a pussy should be the answer to all of life's problems. It has worked for me so far.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    This has been a long time coming because Andrew fails at PR but finally, here it is. We need to get the word out. It's time that everyone got behind our message.

    Mission Statement:









    Positions already filled:

    Vice President (miscorrections)
    Treasurer (Courtney)
    PR/meeting DJ (bballarl)
    Head of European Branch (sonofhal)
    Fanzine Editor-in-Chief (CuervoPH)
    Herald (mountmccabe)
    Colorado Connection (J-$$$)
    Authority Figure (TomAz)
    Delicious Snacks Director (fober)
    Guidance Counselor (mob roulette)
    Director of Music History (canexplain)

    We've got to take care of business, folks. We are now taking applications for the following positions so we can really get down to admiring, appreciating, and stalking Kristen Nicole Brown (circa 1999):

    President*
    Secretary
    Activities Coordinator

    If you would like to create your own position please submit a request and it will be considered with gravity befitting this fine institution.

    *I can fill this position in a pinch, but all I really want to do is cast a tie-breaking vote in the case of such an event.
    Ewiggy was such a cuttie in high school.

    With all due respect to Fober, I resent the fact of not being consitered for the role of Delicious Snacks Director! I have spent many painstaking hours at eating at many different places. I appreciate and understand food regardless if it's a taco truck on Cesar Chavez or a big chain on La Cienega. That is all, over.
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    "Resident Alcoholic Idiot friend of Unicorn Salesman"- make it an honorary tite.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fatbastard View Post
    Ewiggy was such a cuttie in high school.

    With all due respect to Fober, I resent the fact of not being consitered for the role of Delicious Snacks Director! I have spent many painstaking hours at eating at many different places. I appreciate and understand food regardless if it's a taco truck on Cesar Chavez or a big chain on La Cienega. That is all, over.
    you guys fight it out gladiator style. i will provide kitchen implements for use as weapons, pick one.

    items:
    spatula
    whisk
    mandoline
    rolling pin
    basting brush
    potato masher
    oven mit
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    I'll take the basting brush. I can use it to rub the lavender, garlic, kosher salt, ginger, fresh ground pepper, olive oil mixture after knocking him out and laying him on a BBQ grill. I will then roll up his succulent meat in filo dough for appitizers and pass him around to the group to eat with a glass of Cakebread Merlot (sorry Fober).

    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    I would take the mandoline.
    Quote Originally Posted by Young blood View Post
    Stop being a pussy should be the answer to all of life's problems. It has worked for me so far.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tessalasset View Post
    creepy, her name is kristen nicole brown? that's sort of unfortunate.
    not nearly as unfortunate as tessa lasset.

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    I leave for 10 minutes and you guys start making a mess. Maybe Hannah/Corinna's official names can be "Problem causers".

    *plays Mazzy Star so everyone will calm down and focus on important stuff*

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    Quote Originally Posted by ewiggy View Post
    not nearly as unfortunate as tessa lasset.
    Also, this is totally true. Lasset is a terrible last name. Maybe you should legally change it to something.

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