The Unofficial Kristen Nicole Brown Circa 1999 Fan Club

[miscorrections]

This has been a long time coming because Andrew fails at PR but finally, here it is. We need to get the word out. It's time that everyone got behind our message.

Mission Statement:









Positions already filled:

Vice President (miscorrections)
Treasurer (Courtney)
PR/meeting DJ (bballarl)
Head of European Branch (sonofhal)
Fanzine Editor-in-Chief (CuervoPH)
Herald (mountmccabe)
Colorado Connection (J~$$$)
Authority Figure (TomAz)
Residant Pastry Monger (thefunkylama)
Guidance Counselor (mob roulette)
Director of Music History (canexplain)
Resident Alcoholic Idiot friend of Unicorn Salesman (nothingman00)
Space Filler (kimery08)

We've got to take care of business, folks. We are now taking applications for the following positions so we can really get down to admiring, appreciating, and stalking Kristen Nicole Brown (circa 1999):

President*
Secretary
Activities Coordinator

If you would like to create your own position please submit a request and it will be considered with gravity befitting this fine institution.

*I can fill this position in a pinch, but all I really want to do is cast a tie-breaking vote in the case of such an event.

[fober]

Does the Delicious Snacks Director actually have to provide the snacks?

Also, who the fuck is Kristen Nicole Brown?

[TomAz]

Plymouth "Rocks". oh jeez.

[amyzzz]

Does the Delicious Snacks Director actually have to provide the snacks?

Also, who the fuck is Kristen Nicole Brown?

Didn't she die of a methadone overdose a few months back?

edit: no, wait, I mean didn't she get killed by her husband 13 years ago?

[miscorrections]

Does the Delicious Snacks Director actually have to provide the snacks?

Also, who the fuck is Kristen Nicole Brown?

to the first: unless we physically get together, no. just provide the idea of snacks.

to the second: FOR SHAME. kristen = ewiggy.

[miscorrections]

Plymouth "Rocks". oh jeez.

tom, how about channeling your negative energy into positive channels and volunteering, hmm?

[algunz]

Something or Somebody needs to kill her.

Edit - ooops sorry, E. If I'd known, I would have known.

[amyzzz]

Who??

[J~$$$]

Can I be the "colorado connection"?

[miscorrections]

that would be beyond delightful. job duties will be up to you, so do as you see fit.

[algunz]

I think you already are. You and Ron.

[J~$$$]

that would be beyond delightful. job duties will be up to you, so do as you see fit.

I scare the shit out of goths.

[algunz]

That's good, because they need to let some of that shit go.

[TomAz]

tom, how about channeling your negative energy into positive channels and volunteering, hmm?

I was going to volunteer but I don't think I understand this club. namely the 'circa 1999' bit. I'm afraid of things I don't understand. There, I said it.


edit Also I don't understand why miscorrections has all this personal stuff on KNB '99. that kinda creeps me out a bit.

edit Also, goths don't listen to Okkervil River, so that confuses me a lot too. Let's face it, I'm just not as intellectually agile as I used to be.

[amyzzz]

see the confessions thread and all will be clear.

[TomAz]

thank you

[miscorrections]

i have all kinds of personal stuff on her because that's what i do. i collect every scrap of knb c. 1999 information i can get my hands on.


also thanks for calling me creepy, tom. it means a lot coming from you.

[TomAz]

that's twice in two days I've inadvertantly offended you. I need to be more deliberate about it. creep.

Sign me up for something or another, I'm in.

[SFChrissy]

you guys are killing me with laughter.

[miscorrections]

that's twice in two days I've inadvertantly offended you. I need to be more deliberate about it. creep.

Sign me up for something or another, I'm in.

tom, will you be my dad? and as an extension of that, will you be the official fan club authority figure?

[TomAz]

tom, will you be my dad? and as an extension of that, will you be the official fan club authority figure?

dad? ouch. good one though.

authority figure? I have no authority that anyone respects. So, yes, I accept.

[miscorrections]

fantastic. thank you!

[fober]

I'm campaigning for Delicious Snacks Director up until my future resignation prior to when snacks actually have to be provided.

[tessalasset]

creepy, her name is kristen nicole brown? that's sort of unfortunate.

[miscorrections]

and then we'll rope in thefunkylama.

[TomAz]

creepy, her name is kristen nicole brown? that's sort of unfortunate.

I don't get it. I told you this thread was confusing.

[tessalasset]

Nicole Brown Simpson.


Amy already referenced it too.

[TomAz]

[miscorrections]

tom, when did you join the junior klansmen?

[TomAz]

when I became an authority figure.