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    Default The Unofficial Kristen Nicole Brown Circa 1999 Fan Club

    This has been a long time coming because Andrew fails at PR but finally, here it is. We need to get the word out. It's time that everyone got behind our message.

    Mission Statement:









    Positions already filled:

    Vice President (miscorrections)
    Treasurer (Courtney)
    PR/meeting DJ (bballarl)
    Head of European Branch (sonofhal)
    Fanzine Editor-in-Chief (CuervoPH)
    Herald (mountmccabe)
    Colorado Connection (J~$$$)
    Authority Figure (TomAz)
    Residant Pastry Monger (thefunkylama)
    Guidance Counselor (mob roulette)
    Director of Music History (canexplain)
    Resident Alcoholic Idiot friend of Unicorn Salesman (nothingman00)
    Space Filler (kimery08)

    We've got to take care of business, folks. We are now taking applications for the following positions so we can really get down to admiring, appreciating, and stalking Kristen Nicole Brown (circa 1999):

    President*
    Secretary
    Activities Coordinator

    If you would like to create your own position please submit a request and it will be considered with gravity befitting this fine institution.

    *I can fill this position in a pinch, but all I really want to do is cast a tie-breaking vote in the case of such an event.
    Last edited by miscorrections; 08-10-2007 at 07:56 PM.
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    Default Re: The Unofficial Kristen Nicole Brown Circa 1999 Fan Club

    Does the Delicious Snacks Director actually have to provide the snacks?

    Also, who the fuck is Kristen Nicole Brown?
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    Default Re: The Unofficial Kristen Nicole Brown Circa 1999 Fan Club

    Quote Originally Posted by fober View Post
    Does the Delicious Snacks Director actually have to provide the snacks?

    Also, who the fuck is Kristen Nicole Brown?
    Didn't she die of a methadone overdose a few months back?

    edit: no, wait, I mean didn't she get killed by her husband 13 years ago?
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by fober View Post
    Does the Delicious Snacks Director actually have to provide the snacks?

    Also, who the fuck is Kristen Nicole Brown?
    to the first: unless we physically get together, no. just provide the idea of snacks.

    to the second: FOR SHAME. kristen = ewiggy.
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    Plymouth "Rocks". oh jeez.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Plymouth "Rocks". oh jeez.
    tom, how about channeling your negative energy into positive channels and volunteering, hmm?
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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    tom, how about channeling your negative energy into positive channels and volunteering, hmm?
    I was going to volunteer but I don't think I understand this club. namely the 'circa 1999' bit. I'm afraid of things I don't understand. There, I said it.


    edit Also I don't understand why miscorrections has all this personal stuff on KNB '99. that kinda creeps me out a bit.

    edit Also, goths don't listen to Okkervil River, so that confuses me a lot too. Let's face it, I'm just not as intellectually agile as I used to be.
    Last edited by TomAz; 08-09-2007 at 02:31 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Default Re: The Unofficial Kristen Nicole Brown Circa 1999 Fan Club

    Something or Somebody needs to kill her.

    Edit - ooops sorry, E. If I'd known, I would have known.

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    Default Re: The Unofficial Kristen Nicole Brown Circa 1999 Fan Club

    Who??
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Can I be the "colorado connection"?

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    that would be beyond delightful. job duties will be up to you, so do as you see fit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    that would be beyond delightful. job duties will be up to you, so do as you see fit.
    I scare the shit out of goths.

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    Default Re: The Unofficial Kristen Nicole Brown Circa 1999 Fan Club

    I think you already are. You and Ron.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I think you already are. You and Ron.
    na J$$$$ deserves the colorado connection badge, hummm i want to be "director of music history" ya, thats the ticket cr****

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    That's good, because they need to let some of that shit go.

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    see the confessions thread and all will be clear.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    thank you
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    i have all kinds of personal stuff on her because that's what i do. i collect every scrap of knb c. 1999 information i can get my hands on.


    also thanks for calling me creepy, tom. it means a lot coming from you.
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    that's twice in two days I've inadvertantly offended you. I need to be more deliberate about it. creep.

    Sign me up for something or another, I'm in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    that's twice in two days I've inadvertantly offended you. I need to be more deliberate about it. creep.

    Sign me up for something or another, I'm in.
    tom, will you be my dad? and as an extension of that, will you be the official fan club authority figure?
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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    tom, will you be my dad? and as an extension of that, will you be the official fan club authority figure?
    dad? ouch. good one though.

    authority figure? I have no authority that anyone respects. So, yes, I accept.
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    you guys are killing me with laughter.

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    fantastic. thank you!
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    I'm campaigning for Delicious Snacks Director up until my future resignation prior to when snacks actually have to be provided.
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    and then we'll rope in thefunkylama.
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    creepy, her name is kristen nicole brown? that's sort of unfortunate.


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    This is the equivalent of musical water boarding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tessalasset View Post
    creepy, her name is kristen nicole brown? that's sort of unfortunate.
    I don't get it. I told you this thread was confusing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tessalasset View Post
    creepy, her name is kristen nicole brown? that's sort of unfortunate.
    not nearly as unfortunate as tessa lasset.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ewiggy View Post
    not nearly as unfortunate as tessa lasset.
    Also, this is totally true. Lasset is a terrible last name. Maybe you should legally change it to something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bballarl View Post
    Also, this is totally true. Lasset is a terrible last name. Maybe you should legally change it to something.
    I couldn't agree more: Tessa Something has a real ring to it...
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