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    "The first time I heard the new single off the Bravery album, I actually cried, and I do not even remember the name of that damn song. It reminded me of this girl I am in love with." - kroqken

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    Did you notice that Jim Bob actually works, most "Rabbit Warren" style families in the UK would be living it up on social security benefits.
    The letter J things is just weird\stupid\both.

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    shoot them .....

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    i feel sorry for jinger.

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    Jim Bob....how appropriate!

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    the next kid will be...jesus.
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    white power?!

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    there's no jim bob jr? what gives?

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    Just to draw a line under it, I think they should name the next and last one one "Frank".

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    regardless of the sex.
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    also, how old is this woman? she's gotta be around 40. her eggs are probably of questionable quality by now. she should give it a rest before she starts popping out downs babies.

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    Imagine the hilarity at the Duggar household everytime the mailman delivers anything addressed to a "J. Duggar".
    "The first time I heard the new single off the Bravery album, I actually cried, and I do not even remember the name of that damn song. It reminded me of this girl I am in love with." - kroqken

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    who are they harming by having that many children? they are not using gov't assistance so as long as they are taking care of the kids themselves then why is it so wrong? i watched one of the shows on them and although they seem a little weird, the family seems to be pretty well adjusted.

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    Married in 1984 - first child in 1988 who is now 19. If she married at 16 the youngest she could be is 35. However, I'm not an expert on different state laws and I don't know what the minimum allowable age is to get married in Arkansas......it could be 10yo for all I know.

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    who are they harming by having that many children?
    The planet. I think it's pretty selfish to have that many kids. If they REALLY wanted that many kids, they should at least adopt.
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    Does it really harm the planet if they spend most of their lives living in Arkansas, breeding with Arkansas citizens and staying put in Arkansas?
    *based upon tedious fact checking.

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    I love the way she runs her home; it's like a military base.

    On another note, I wonder how her body could possibly be holding up...I mean, it seems like everything would be so loose down there that stuff would just be falling out of her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stefinitely Maybe View Post
    Imagine the hilarity at the Duggar household everytime the mailman delivers anything addressed to a "J. Duggar".
    Yeah, especially if the package contained something inappropriate! "Its not mine, I never ordered that shit etc etc"

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    They have show on tv that follows their life. Them building that giant house (they were living in a small 3 bedroom house before - all 18 of them).
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    God helped oversee all the electrical and dangerous work though.

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    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Reproduction is the Christian conservative's most potent (if you will) political weapon. We need to start imposing reproduction restrictions on Christians, particularly southern Christians. It's for the greater good.
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    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    Perhaps the format can be changed to resemble PEZ
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    mormons...can mormons eat pez?
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    "It actually went fast," she said. "I guess once I started progressing, it went within 30 minutes."

    I'm surprised it took that long...


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    Joy-Anna HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!
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    Ugh, WHY do these people have to be from Arkansas?! A with a name like Jim Bob. As if we didn't have enough stereotypes to deal with. Trust me, not all Arkansans are like this family. The tiny house they actually lived in before was right across the street from the hotel I work at. We had a lot of media staying here back when they popped out number 13 (or was it 14?)

    I think my favorite was when Dennis Miller was talking about them (or some other family with a gazillion kiddos) and said, "Geez woman, it's a vagina, not a clown car!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    who are they harming by having that many children?
    Over population in general is a problem. Just because they have enough food in their house doesn't mean it doesn't make an impact on a global scale. A tiny impact, but an impact.

    Plus it waters down the gene pool. People with 17 kids are usually not people we need more of to begin with. The fact that this guy was in the House Of Reps shows how low on the intelligence scale he is.

    Show me a pair of great scientists / artists / whatever with more than 10 kids and I'll apologize.

    As Bill Hicks put it..."Can you please stop rutting until we figure out this whole food/air deal?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stefinitely Maybe View Post
    The planet. I think it's pretty selfish to have that many kids. If they REALLY wanted that many kids, they should at least adopt.
    adoption is the biggest joke here in the states, they seriously make it damn near impossible to do so. the red tape and hoops you have to go through dissuade a lot of potential adopters.

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    I am a firm believer of replacing yourself when it comes to children.
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    Stop being a pussy should be the answer to all of life's problems. It has worked for me so far.

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    Quote Originally Posted by samiksha View Post
    also, how old is this woman? she's gotta be around 40. her eggs are probably of questionable quality by now. she should give it a rest before she starts popping out downs babies.
    I just had a vision that her body is such on auto pilot, she just keeps having them. "We stopped having sex years ago, but we just can't stop it.

    Then they just keep getting faster until she's popping out lil' pre-mature foetuses every 28 days.

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