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    Lightbulb i can't believe they didn't know...

    ok, mob has me on a roll today...

    this is the thread where you post completely obvious and well-known facts that someone did not know.

    for example:

    me and some friends were standing around. a girl complemented me on my big white sunglasses. i thanked her and told her that on amazon, they were actually called "jackie o. glasses".

    this guy asks "who's jackie o?". everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at him in shock. "what, don't look at me like that, am i supposed to know?"

    i mean, come on. that's like living in the UK and not knowing who princess diana was.

    ok, your turn
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    Default Re: i can't believe they didn't know...

    my friends think its crazy that i just realized how ridiculous that bartender song is. im forced to listen to the radio in my car and wisely changed the station whenever that song was on. but one day i sat and listened to it and was blown away. i was really late on that one.
    '03 '04 '05 '06 '07 '08 '09 '10 '11 '12 '12 '13 '13

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    Default Re: i can't believe they didn't know...

    she made us drinks,
    we drunk em.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kimery08 View Post
    my friends think its crazy that i just realized how ridiculous that bartender song is. im forced to listen to the radio in my car and wisely changed the station whenever that song was on. but one day i sat and listened to it and was blown away. i was really late on that one.

    we ordered drinks
    we drunk em
    got drunk

    brilliant
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    1-800-bartend?
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    nevermind
    Quote Originally Posted by Young blood View Post
    Stop being a pussy should be the answer to all of life's problems. It has worked for me so far.

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    my favorite part is when akon says he's going to bang bang boogie
    so funny.
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    Jackie O smoked Newports. True story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by disgustipated View Post
    1-800-bartend?
    I know people that failed out of this school......failed........needless to say we dont talk to one another anymore.

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    I could recite that stupid song...









    but I wont
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    Stop being a pussy should be the answer to all of life's problems. It has worked for me so far.

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    A bunch of us were playing the game Apples to Apples. For those who don't know, quick explanation:

    -One person throws down a green card with an adjective on it
    -everyone else throws down a red card with a noun on it
    -the person that threw the green card picks the noun the adjective fits best in his or her opinion

    so...the green card was "Cool" and was thrown down by this guy. I was like "perfect...I'll throw down Miles Davis"

    So he picks up the pile of red cards and goes through them. He gets to my card and says "I don't even know who Miles Davis is."

    I was shocked and got all "you don't know Miles Davis?!!"

    I was the only one though....

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    Quote Originally Posted by mob roulette View Post
    Jackie O smoked Newports. True story.
    she also thought that mindy lived with "mark" =P

    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    i hope there was drinking involved in that game.
    '03 '04 '05 '06 '07 '08 '09 '10 '11 '12 '12 '13 '13

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    i didn't know that chicago was on lake michigan because i'm a worthless californian. so when i get to grant park for lolla, i ask my friend, hey what lake is that? and he looked at me like i was absolutely fucking insane.
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    this thread should just be called the tessa thread. my bosses make fun of me ALLLLLLLLLL the time for not knowing stuff i'm supposed to know. like what "moded" means.


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    This is the equivalent of musical water boarding.

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    Default Re: i can't believe they didn't know...

    I think I mentioned this somewhere before...but we were discussing holidays one day at work (more specifically the ones we are allowed to take off with pay), and one co-worker said, "I can't wait till next year when Thanksgiving is on a Friday. That way we get a three-day weekend." We actually thought she was joking at first, but someone else finally said, "You do realize that Thanksgiving falls on Thursday every year, right?"....she had no idea...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CuervoPH View Post
    I think I mentioned this somewhere before...but we were discussing holidays one day at work (more specifically the ones we are allowed to take off with pay), and one co-worker said, "I can't wait till next year when Thanksgiving is on a Friday. That way we get a three-day weekend." We actually thought she was joking at first, but someone else finally said, "You do realize that Thanksgiving falls on Thursday every year, right?"....she had no idea...
    Ha! Nice! Even better, on more than one occasion, I have heard someone ask, " What date is the 4th of July on this year?".

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    adamnikyo didn't realize that toilet paper was used after pooping to clean his butt. he said to me, "oh, i always wondered why there was a cylindrical tube with paper surrounding it next to me. I figured it was for grabbing onto when I had to squeeze out a tight one."

    True story.

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    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yablonowitz View Post
    Jenniehoo doesn't know what Up With People is.
    Thanks a lot, Greg. Now I have that fucking song in my head...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tylerdurden31 View Post
    A bunch of us were playing the game Apples to Apples. For those who don't know, quick explanation:

    -One person throws down a green card with an adjective on it
    -everyone else throws down a red card with a noun on it
    -the person that threw the green card picks the noun the adjective fits best in his or her opinion
    couldnt play this game in california. no ones got a green card.

    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    she also thought that mindy lived with "mark" =P


    wasnt it mork and mindy?
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    I was just talking to a guy at work that didn't know what a crudite is.
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    I used to work with this rather dingy lady named Karen. She was really sweet but just kinda dumb. Anyway, she was on her senior trip in high school in Washington DC and they were waiting in line for a tour of the White House. Here's a rundown of the conversation:

    Boys in front of Karen in line: "Man, I can't wait to get in there and see the blue room-that's gonna be so cool."

    Karen: "What's the big deal about the blue room?"

    Boys in front of Karen in line: "You mean, you don't know? It's where all the first ladies are stored."

    Karen: "What do you mean, first ladies?"

    Boys in front of Karen in line: "It's where they keep all the past first ladies that are dead. They keep their bodies on display in there. They call it the blue room, well, cuz they're dead."

    Karen: "ewww...gross".

    So they get into the blue room, she looks around, and screams "Hey, there's no dead people in here!"

    True story.
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    I go to a Catholic high school and I used to have this asshole religion teacher in 10th grade (I'm a senior now). He was about 58 years old - pedoesque - ponytail - hunched over @ 6'1

    So one day, he's telling us about how important it is to help disabled people and all this shit. Then he asks the class if we know any disabled people.

    I raise my hand and honestly tell the guy that my older brother has severe learning disabilities.

    In all seriousness, he asks me if my brother wears a helmet.

    I started to laugh and asked why?

    He's totally offended by my laughing and says, "so he won't hit his head against the wall."

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    I go to a Catholic high school and I used to have this asshole religion teacher in 10th grade (I'm a senior now). He was about 58 years old - pedoesque - ponytail - hunched over @ 6'1

    So one day, he's telling us about how important it is to help disabled people and all this shit. Then he asks the class if we know any disabled people.

    I raise my hand and honestly tell the guy that my older brother has severe learning disabilities.

    In all seriousness, he asks me if my brother wears a helmet.

    I started to laugh and asked why?

    He's totally offended by my laughing and says, "so he won't hit his head against the wall."

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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    couldnt play this game in california. noones got a green card.




    wasnt it mork and mindy?
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (sarcasm)
    norcal shapayteh

    that dude got banned, sweet!

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    Quote Originally Posted by zeldAr View Post
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (sarcasm)
    norcal shapayteh

    that dude got banned, sweet!
    Mmmm you're an extra special grade of retarded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zeldAr View Post
    that dude got banned, sweet!
    How deliciously appropriate that you posted this in the "I can't believe they didn't know" thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zeldAr View Post
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (sarcasm)
    norcal shapayteh

    that dude got banned, sweet!
    If they're crapping on you over me, you should just never come back.

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    I had to get a temp in to help with a large shipment one day. A few of the packages were going to Alaska. I showed her how to use our FedEx account online to generate shipping tickets for domestic shipments and told her to come get me if she had any questions. She walked over to my desk 15 minutes later and asked me where the "International Shipments" section was on the website as she couldn't find it. I informed her that we weren't set up for international shipments and that it wouldn't matter because all of the shipments she'd be working on were domestic. And then she responded, "But what about Alaska?"

    Giving her the benefit of the doubt, I assumed she was concerned that Alaska was not part of the Contiguous United States and would be considered an international shipment. I assured her that since Alaska was a US State it was considered a domestic shipment and she would be able to select "Alaska" from the drop down menu.

    And she said, hand to God, "Alaska's a US state? When did that happen?" Oh, it should be noted that she was a business student at UCI.

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    Dylnja is a closet homosexual
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