View Poll Results: Males: If you could painlessly remove your nipples, would you do it?

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    This is a question for males: If you could painlessly remove your nipples so your chest was just skin and hair, would you do it?
    Quote Originally Posted by ByTheWay, View Post
    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    no...my nipples complete me.
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    Stop being a pussy should be the answer to all of life's problems. It has worked for me so far.

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    This is a question for males: If you could painlessly remove your nipples so your chest was just skin and hair, would you do it?

    sexist
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    "What's wrong with being sexy?"

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    What the fuck.

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    MountMcabe walking around in gay shoes drinking juiceboxes.

    Caco sleeping with Full on idle.

    Yablo wants his nipples removed.


    there's just so much deviant social behavior on this board lately.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bug on your lip View Post
    Yablo wants his nipples removed.
    You don't know how he voted. It's anonymous.

    EDIT Oops...no it's not. WTF?

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    No. It's not.

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    if i could remove them to place them in my mouth and replace them later, then yes. if not, no.

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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    You don't know how he voted. It's anonymous.
    No it's not.

    Someone explain to me why you'd want to keep your nipples if you could get rid of them? They are stupid looking. I bet if everyone started doing it, you guys would too. Same deal with circumsicion, it's only done now because everyone else does it. Eventually, slowly, burrito penises will reach a critical mass and then the rocket weiners will become a thing of the past.

    I want to be on the forefront of change, so when the nippless revolution starts, I'm going to lead the charge.
    Quote Originally Posted by ByTheWay, View Post
    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    if i could remove them to place them in my mouth and replace them later, then yes. if not, no.
    Way to ratchet up the freak factor here.
    Quote Originally Posted by ByTheWay, View Post
    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Cara. Don't judge a man for not being able to formulate a coherent thought. On an internet forum of all places.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yablonowitz View Post
    No it's not.

    Someone explain to me why you'd want to keep your nipples if you could get rid of them? They are stupid looking. I bet if everyone started doing it, you guys would too. Same deal with circumsicion, it's only done now because everyone else does it. Eventually, slowly, burrito penises will reach a critical mass and then the rocket weiners will become a thing of the past.

    I want to be on the forefront of change, so when the nippless revolution starts, I'm going to lead the charge.
    I'm guessing you were potty trained too early.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    I think the question should be: Would you give your two nipples away for another penis?
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    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    Looks like this thread was a big cover for Yablo's admission that he dislikes his nipples. Whats wrong pal?

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    Errr...everything going ok Greg? Getting enough sleep?

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    Do i get to keep the hair on my nipples?

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    I don't understand why you guys want to keep your useless attachments if you could get rid of them? Sometimes, I'll admit very rarely, my nipples irritate me.
    Quote Originally Posted by ByTheWay, View Post
    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    Quote Originally Posted by downingthief View Post
    Errr...everything going ok Greg? Getting enough sleep?

    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    It puts on the lotion or it gets the hose.

    I heard Yablo showers with Comet. Rubs it all over his dirty little chest. That true, buddy?

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    what will you rub when you're staring at Johnny Depp?

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    Hey. Want to know what one of my favorite things about Johnny Depp is? That he's not some nippleless weirdo. Just a regular weirdo who has nipples.

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    burrito penis made me giggle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Cara. Don't judge a man for not being able to formulate a coherent thought. On an internet forum of all places.

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    I'm sure our man nipples have use. We just haven't learned their secret yet.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    Why would I get rid of my nipples? How else am I suppose to cut glass?

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    If you skidded on your chest, you could avoid mutilating your nipple. There are more nerves there (aren't there?) so not having nipples would make it less painful. More reason to ride motorcycles.
    Quote Originally Posted by ByTheWay, View Post
    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    Honestly, if I were to go out with someone who didn't have any nipples, I would probably draw them on. That's how much I am against this idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yablonowitz View Post
    If you skidded on your chest, you could avoid mutilating your nipple. There are more nerves there (aren't there?) so not having nipples would make it less painful. More reason to ride motorcycles.
    Sooo by your logic:

    Crashing on a motorcycle, getting roadrash, breaking bones, potentially becoming crippled, heightened chance of dying, hospital bills

    =

    not feeling pain in your nipples

    ???

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