The network is only going to let me do this once, so please be respectful. The following Lounge Superstars have traveled far and wide to say hello to you and have many other ventures to promote and many other appearances to make, so they can't waste a lot of time answering your stupid, repetitive questions and requests for autographs. So please keep it brief. We may set up a tent for signing after the show AS TIME PERMITS, but we cannot make any promises at this time. Also, please refrain from any flash photography while inside the thread, stay behind the velvet rope at all times, and whatever you do, please do not try to TOUCH any of the Superstars. Some of the security details these people travel around with would seriously amaze you. They truly do not fuck around. So consider yourself warned. Anyway, our honored guests should start arriving shortly, so in the meantime, please relax, have a drink, and enjoy the stirring sounds of the Superstars of Lounge theme song. We'll be right back. Thanks.