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    That's gotta suck.

    it's what she gets though.


    http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20049806,00.html



    For one brilliant, flickering moment, she was poised to become a star. By the age of 17, Lindsay Lohan had played lead roles in four major films, two of them significant hits. In 2004, her first album had gone platinum. Mean Girls had opened at $24 million and had transported her from cute kid to budding sex symbol and style icon. Hollywood wanted to mold her into the next Julia Roberts. By last week, at the age of 21, she had blown it all away. ''She had the world at her feet,'' says the head of a major studio. ''And right now, she'd have to pay a studio to get herself into a movie.''

    On July 24, just 11 days after leaving rehab, Lohan was arrested for cocaine possession and suspicion of drunk driving. Whether she does time or not, she's built her own prison in Hollywood. Her latest film, I Know Who Killed Me, premiered last week to an abysmal $3.5 million. ''The rate at which she has fallen, and gotten back up, and fallen again, does not inspire confidence,'' says one producer. ''It's always challenging for a young actor to mature into an adult star. It takes great planning, sophistication, and judgment. She hasn't shown any of those things.'' Lohan has not had a hit since Mean Girls, and her grosses have been declining. She hasn't opened a movie above $10 million since 2005's Herbie: Fully Loaded. Of the producers and high-ranking execs who spoke to Entertainment Weekly some of whom have worked with Lohan, and most of whom insisted on anonymity so they could speak frankly almost none would hire her now. ''Her career was over long before she had these troubles,'' says the studio head. ''The media treat her like she's Will Smith or Tom Cruise, like she's some big star, but she simply isn't.''

    If Lohan wanted to blame somebody other than herself, she wouldn't have to look far. There's her mother, who seems to want to be a best friend rather than a parent. There's her ex-con father. There's the L.A. bar scene that serves underage stars and Hollywood's compulsion to turn child actors into products, plus a frenzied 21st-century media culture that has made Lohan and other celebs into exotic prey in flashbulb cages. ''It's ridiculous how different things are than they were 10 years ago,'' says Robert Downey Jr., who declined to speak about Lohan specifically, but waged his own public battle with addiction. ''Nowadays, the leap from instant stardom to instant bad boy or girl is so quick. It's a real challenge to reconcile your own process of becoming an adult with the temptation of celebrity.''

    Lohan's young, but to say she's a victim of the blogarazzi misses the point. She was, after all, created by that very same culture. And she didn't exactly object. Without all the tabloid covers and red carpets and cell-phone photos and mug shots, Lohan would not be a household name; she would simply be a talented ingenue with a substance-abuse problem, a messed-up family, and a mediocre box office record. Harsh? Maybe so, but that's the cold calculus of Hollywood. ''Her troubles are what made her famous,'' says one studio exec. ''Her films don't open. She's a pain to work with. I think she's done.'' Others go so far as to worry that career death may be the least of Lohan's concerns. Says another exec: ''I think she has to stay alive.''
    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    HA!
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    Default Re: No more Lindsa Lohan movies! YAY

    whatever. she's already working on her next movie. Even if she truly is blacklisted she'll do something like suck vincent gallo's dick on camera in a couple years and be back on top. She'll be back by the time she's 25.

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    Default Re: No more Lindsa Lohan movies! YAY

    Well at least someone's optimistic about it.


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    It'd be cool if Lindsay Lohan was the new Gary Coleman.
    "The first time I heard the new single off the Bravery album, I actually cried, and I do not even remember the name of that damn song. It reminded me of this girl I am in love with." - kroqken

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    Maybe she will work as a security guard like Gary Coleman. Or maybe she'll do one of those ads on TV like Gary Coleman.
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    The Weeknd will probably play some secret show nobody knows about cause he is even more cryptic than I am.

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    Her career died after this:
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    I hope noone stab me with belt bucklez while I line dancing so fast in Skoal Tent,please peoplez!

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    When I was however old I thought she was cute in that movie. Her looks peaked at Mean Girls. Then she became a dirty tramp.
    Quote Originally Posted by suprefan View Post
    The Weeknd will probably play some secret show nobody knows about cause he is even more cryptic than I am.

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    I'm embarrassed to say that I love that version of The Parent Trap.
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    I think the safest course is to assume everyone is a fucking nightmare and proceed from there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stefinitely Maybe View Post
    It'd be cool if Lindsay Lohan was the new Gary Coleman.
    Quote Originally Posted by bballarl View Post
    Maybe she will work as a security guard like Gary Coleman. Or maybe she'll do one of those ads on TV like Gary Coleman.
    Maybe she'll marry Gary Coleman.

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    Im glad Robert Downey Jr. didn't die.
    I am going to get so blown to Cypress Hill while they play.

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    I smell a Playboy photo shoot...

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    wait you mean there hasnt been one already?

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    So what... She did some blow and drove drunk. Who am I and who are most of you to cast stones?
    And the excuse seems legit... I mean, how many times have you been in the middle of a coke/alcohol binge, then suddenly realized you were pantless and had to track down (not chase down) your assistant's mother in the middle of the night? Probably 8-9 times at a minimum, right? So you throw on any old pants lying around. Oh, the experts will claim that the pants not only fit her but had a big "LL" embroidered in the butt area. So she had on Lisa Loeb's pants, and we all know that Loeb is a shameless crack whore. Big deal... Now, I'm just miffed. I'm really good and miffed. Lisa Loeb---You're going down.
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    sigged
    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Hey zzz, how's it hangin?
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    Youre right, she did take Lisa Loebs pants.


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    Stop being a pussy should be the answer to all of life's problems. It has worked for me so far.

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    Nothing hangs on my body but hair.

    Things are pretty good. My husband has a job he loves. Things are looking up. How are you, Zach?
    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Oh, can't complain. Harper is turning 6 (months) in a few days, so we're throwing her a "My Super Sweet 6" party. You know, getting her some chew toys, maybe even the 2007 Peg Perego Stroller, fully loaded with cup holder so dad can drink while he walks her around the neighborhood. We'd get her a grill but she has no teeth. She's trying on clothes for the occasion, and as long as she keeps it modest (diaper, shirt, pants) instead of the trampy Target kids clothes then we'll be alright. I think we're getting 3-6 Mafia to play at it (it seems like they play every "Sweet Sixteen" episode anyway), but the fallback plan is Nickleback. They actually offered to pay us to play. If you want a diamond encrusted invitation, just say so and I'll run it by the committee. If she drools, you're in. If she cries or wrinkles her brow, you're out. Simple as that.

    Congrats on the new job for the hubby. Can't put a price on job happiness (nor can you put a price on nothing hanging on your body but hair--depending on where this hair is, though I'm certain, in your case, it's on your head). Did the new job keep you in AZ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by nothingman00 View Post
    instead of the trampy Target kids clothes
    im offended.
    '03 '04 '05 '06 '07 '08 '09 '10 '11 '12 '12 '13 '13

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    Yes, his new job is in AZ. His workplace is actually closer to home than my workplace. And hey, I buy trampy Target kids clothes.
    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Well, don't be surprised when your daughter (wearing her Target halter-top and go-go boots) gets knocked up at 4 years old, by some little boy named Moses who really knows his way around a jungle gym...
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    Quote Originally Posted by disgustipated View Post
    Youre right, she did take Lisa Loebs pants.


    Is that really Lisa Loeb in a thong? Jeez. Maybe I need to get her new album (assuming she still has a career). Wowza. And was that really on VH1. I'm spending my next hour researching Lisa Loeb, now. I have no idea what she sung, but as long as she performs in a thong, I'm front-row.
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    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    It just keeps getting better...

    http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/a...7lohan-CR.html

    Lindsay Lohan inspires new porn film
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    Aug. 7, 2007 07:57 AM
    Lindsay Lohan has inspired a new porn film with her recent bad behavior.

    The troubled actress - who was arrested for driving under the influence, possession of cocaine and driving on a suspended license last month - is the subject of new adult movie 'Lindsay HoHand: Get Out Of My (explitive) Way.'

    According to gossip website TMZ.com, SexZ Pictures - the company also responsible for a host of other celebrity inspired X-rated films, including 'Britney Rears' and 'J Ho' - will be releasing the film in October.

    Renowned adult performer Paulina James stars as the project's lead character, a "pop princess who can't seem to stop getting in trouble".

    When the Lindsay-inspired character is pulled over by police for driving under the influence, she comes up with ever inventive ways of avoiding being charged.

    The film will also examine the 'Mean Girls' star's penchant for going out without any underwear.

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    Ok, you are all probably asleep. As usual...you got it.....I like Lindsay ok! We have all made mistakes, even the police that arrested her so get things in perspective. Im sure some of the girls on this board can relate to just being picked on because they are rich\pretty\both.

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    i think shes getting picked on because she drives while under the influence of alcohol and coke while wearing an alcohol detection anklet. but then again, thats not really getting picked on, thats just stating the obvious.
    '03 '04 '05 '06 '07 '08 '09 '10 '11 '12 '12 '13 '13

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    But, isn't making the same mistakes over and over again a problem?

    I'm all for people getting help, and I sincerely hope she gets her life straightened out. Just amazes me to no end to read all these stories of celebs that have "issues". Right. How about worrying about paying rent/mortgage every month? What about taking care of your children yourselves (instead or Rosario, the kids' nanny...I'm talking to YOU Britney).
    They have life at their feet, and they fuck it up. Just don't get that...

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    But Kimery, come on, think of the pressure she is under, its all about being singled out. How many times have you staggered home drunk or whatever and no one cares, you get home you are fine? The second this woman leaves the house she has shit thrown at her left right and (ill use the spelling even)...center.

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    We don't need royalty to feel good about ourselves in America. Stick to defending your own worthless pseudo-celebrities. Thanks.

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