Anybody ever notice how hot Roberto is?

[mob roulette]

Seriously. He's like a movie star. And I don't even LIKE penis. Check it:



All in favor, say aye. AYE.

Rob, do you have any more sexy shots you could share with us? Thanks man.

[Yablonowitz]

Seriously. He's like a movie star. And I don't even LIKE penis. Check it:



All in favor, say aye. AYE.

Rob, do you have any more sexy shots you could share with us? Thanks man.

Um, I did. But I didn't want to say anything about it.



Until now. Thanks for giving me the courage.

[mob roulette]

Roberto. Roberto. Roberto.

[PotVsKtl]

I'm pretty sure that beard is just pasted on eyebrow trimmings.

[Hannahrain]

Pretty AND resourceful!

[mob roulette]

He's like a cross between Ray Liotta and somebody else. Somebody good. Look at those fucking teeth. I would kill for those. Rob, are they real? Or did you get dental implants? Not hating, just wondering.

[leo01g]

Who is he?

[J~$$$]

h o t.


PS leo1q is a liar.

[roberto73]

I feel like such a piece of meat. I think I like it.

Real teeth, Mob. Teenage orthodontia is a wonderful thing.

And Pot, the beard is pasted-on chest hair. Get it right.

[roberto73]

Who is he?

You mean you don't know?

[mob roulette]

More sexy time now please. Less talk, more sexy. We already know you're well read. Now we want to see some hot pics. Get a move on.

[jackstraw94086]

roberto has the look of someone who would be sitting across the counter from Chris Hanson.

[Ill_Eagle]

I keep remembering "Roberto" from The Waterboy. haha

[Courtney]

Roberto, are you parents dentists by any chance? Do you have super special secret dental hygiene habits to keep them so white? You do have very nice teeth.

Also I support this thread.

[marooko]

you got a pretty mouth.

[roberto73]

Roberto, are you parents dentists by any chance? Do you have super special secret dental hygiene habits to keep them so white? You do have very nice teeth.

Also I support this thread.

No dentists in the family, sorry to say. Well, sort of. My old orthodontist is now my brother's father-in-law. He done good.

you got a pretty mouth.

Just don't ask me to squeal like a pig, you brute.

[Yablonowitz]

More sexy time now please. Less talk, more sexy. We already know you're well read. Now we want to see some hot pics. Get a move on.

Try looking into his eyes and NOT feeling brotherly warmth and acceptance and forgiveness of all your sins.

[captncrzy]

I find it disturbing that only the men ('cept for Hannah) are in here commenting on Roberto's looks.

[Courtney]

Hey!

[Yablonowitz]

I find it disturbing that only the men ('cept for Hannah) are in here commenting on Roberto's looks.

Why is that disturbing?

[captncrzy]

I have no idea.

[mob roulette]

Super SEXY Jesus man. Totally sexier than Grizzly Adams. Oh wow, I so need some more pics. Or at least a lifesize version of that one. Please. Oh please.

If I were opening a swank restaurant or nightclub, I would totally pay Roberto just to come hang out and look cool. Seriously. Or holy. Okay. Totally his choice here. Rob, do you have an agent? You should get one. Really. Think about it.

[marooko]

No dentists in the family, sorry to say. Well, sort of. My old orthodontist is now my brother's father-in-law. He done good.



Just don't ask me to squeal like a pig, you brute.

ill ask nicely

[Ill_Eagle]

[Mr.Nipples]

at the 00:08 point...

[kimery08]

ill eagle kinda made my day.

[Ill_Eagle]

Roberto:

[leo01g]

h o t.


PS leo1q is a liar.

i may sound like the biggest douche but yeah i dont know who he is

[RotationSlimWang]

I'd blow Robert both front and back if he'd do an imitation of Matthew McConaughey while I was at it. C'mon, deliver the closing argument from A Time To Kill.

[samiksha]

at the 03:13 point...

good eye!