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    I know. I know. I shouldn't have.

    Those fucking balloon people can't spell.
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    happy b-day..!!! <3
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    Happy B-day.
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    Happy Birthday Kristen.
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    Happy birthday Kristen. May you always find water and shade.

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    awww happy birthday dude. see you soon!


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    Im an idiot. (See other birthday thread)
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    I took my niece this year and it was her first Coachella. It was so fun to see it through her eyes. She thought it felt like a magical scene from Shreck. The one where all the fairy tale creatures meet for the first time in Shreck's swamp.

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    happy birthday, buddy.
    I am going to get so blown to Cypress Hill while they play.

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    Happy Birthday ewiggy I hope nawleans was fun.

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    happy birthday kristen! may it be wet and sloppy

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    Happy Birfday!
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    Sheffarole


    Happy birthday from the Sheffarole, certainly among the wiliest of all the pokemans. The Sheffarole hears trees fall in the forest when no one is around, the Sheffarole communicates with dolphins in their native language, the Sheffarole may or may not actually be of this century. Rumored to be at least two hundred years old, the Sheffarole may have actually been a pioneer of some sort. His presence alone in the Great Plains during the 1930's was rumored to have helped trigger the Dust Bowl Days. A malcontent, a raconteur, and former govenor of New Hampshire, the Sheffarole is an all-around nice guy and is currently seeking your vote for album of the year honors. It is a legitimate consideration, despite having perhaps the ugliest album cover that I've ever seen in my entire life. The Sheffarole and several of his cohorts are currently on tour through these fine United States of ours, so might I suggest that you check them out on your own and then make your decision accordingly. I have heard talk recently that it is well worth the price of admission.

    Anyway, today, Kristen, on this day of days for you and yours, I hereby bequeath to you the Sheffarole and all of his accessories in celebration of your day of birth as well as a token of my undying esteem for you. The Sheffarole is quite the posable action figure, but I must warn you, DO NOT GET TOO ATTACHED. Boys like this will break your heart. Every single time. But happy birthday anyway. May the world continue to meet your needs as it sees fit. Amen sister. Amen.

    PS It's pronounced Sheffaroll, by the way, not Sheffarolee. He is not an Italian-American stereotype or anything. It would just look stupid for him to spell his name any other way. Word to the wise here.
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    thank you guys so much!

    justin - i am not actually in new orleans as there was a complete and total change of plans. i had to find a new, last minute home for my 2 cats because i can't take them with me.. so my friend in DC is taking them. so i'm driving to DC and then to LA.

    eesh.

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    mob - i lol'd. thank you. but:

    Quote Originally Posted by mob roulette View Post
    the Sheffarole is an all-around nice guy and is currently seeking your vote for album of the year honors. It is a legitimate consideration, despite having perhaps the ugliest album cover that I've ever seen in my entire life.
    you are wrong! that is hand-embroidered! i'm sure william schaff bled at some point whilst making that!

    The Sheffarole is quite the posable action figure, but I must warn you, DO NOT GET TOO ATTACHED. Boys like this will break your heart. Every single time.
    oh man. SHEFFAROLE BELONGS TO ME. YOU HEAR THAT? DID YOU HEAR THAT?

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    Happy birthday K! I bought you a present:



    She's got a gift for you! Party ideas too!

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    You won't read this, but Happy Birthday, Kristen. We share the same birthstone.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Happy Birthday Ewiggy.


    You have the same birthday as Martha.
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    happy birthday!
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    Happy Birthday Kristen!


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    Otters are the best animals in the whole wide world.

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    Tonks' patronus is an otter. I think. Someone's is.

    Anyways, Happy Birthday Kristen. I hope you're having a safe trip. Enjoy your country, sounds like you'll be seeing most of it. Are you going through Ohio?

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    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    Quote Originally Posted by menikmati View Post
    Happy Birthday Kristen!

    Sure looks like someone won the Ottery.

    Happy Birfday.
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    ahaha thanks you guys! those otters rule almost as much as that minorse up there.

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    happy birthday kristen!
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    Happy Birthday Ewiggy!

    Since you are coming to live in CA, if you love miniature horses and are ever in Solvang, the mini horse ranch in the Santa Ynez Valley is the most awesome place. It's open to the public, and unless you are in a large party, you're free to wander around no charge.

    They are the cutest damn things ever.
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    solvang is ridiculous, kristen. miniature horses or no.
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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    solvang is ridiculous
    I do agree with that.





    But the mini horses...ooohhh...too cute.
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