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    Default Please invent a caption for this photograph.

    I am pretty sure this is the best picture ever taken, but my mind cannot seem to come up with a deserving caption. Please help.



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    "no, you can't have a free lolly pop, now get the f**k out"

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    "the skanky ho section is that way"
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    well, for all intensive porpoises it is, will sell out within seconds tomorrow.
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    "sorry, run out of thrush cream"

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    "Keep it in the circus"
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    Reviewers who note the size of the crowd are dumb fucks.
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    "hey paris, can i have one night in you"

    "no i will not pay you for sexy time"

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    "they dont stock wigs here"
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    "Your baby is in the lost and found--back and to the left."
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    "please don't shit yo' pants in my sto' no mo'.Now out the do' you go...Ho!"
    I am going to get so blown to Cypress Hill while they play.

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    Default Re: Please invent a caption for this photograph.

    none of those are funny.


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    This is the equivalent of musical water boarding.

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    Default Re: Please invent a caption for this photograph.

    I WANT A SUGA FREEEEEEEE REDDDDDBULLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

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    "Tessa just took a dump on your kid's head and there aint a damn thing you can do about it."
    I am going to get so blown to Cypress Hill while they play.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    "Your baby is in the lost and found--back and to the left."
    I like that one.
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    And it's been long established that Chris hates fun.
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    "NO! YOU CANT HAVE YOUR BUCKET BACK!"
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    I hope noone stab me with belt bucklez while I line dancing so fast in Skoal Tent,please peoplez!

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    Cry me a river, ho!

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    "You stinky bitch, bathroom's are that way"
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    And I have a dick for you to eat if youre hungry still.

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    " We fucked up youre birth control prescription an accidently gave you all water pills. My bad, my Manager is over there."
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    Marriage is a beautiful thing - everyone should try it at least twice in their lifetime.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deviate_420 View Post
    " We fucked up youre birth control prescription an accidently gave you all water pills. My bad, my Manager is over there."
    "Not again!"
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    And I have a dick for you to eat if youre hungry still.

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    Default Re: Please invent a caption for this photograph.

    "No Shoes, No Bra, no Service!"

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    ""
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    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    my labia just dropped!

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    Quote Originally Posted by downingthief View Post
    "No Shoes, No Bra, no Service!"
    good call. i was gonna say "go put some fuckinf shoes on bitch. cant you read?"

    but my connection was fucked earlier so i just signed off.

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    Default Re: Please invent a caption for this photograph.

    Britney is horrified to discover there is in fact no cure for the AIDZ NEEDLE she was stabbed with at Coachella 2007
    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    Default Re: Please invent a caption for this photograph.

    THEY BE STEALIN MEH BUCKET!

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    I wish I could see the pic. red x
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Default Re: Please invent a caption for this photograph.

    or

    ewww POOPIE PANTS!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    "Your baby is in the lost and found--back and to the left."
    I'll go with this one. I wouldn't have come up with anything more clever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by woogie846 View Post
    THEY BE STEALIN MEH BUCKET!
    Agreed.
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    NOOOOOO!! CHILD SERVICES BE STEALIN MAH BABY!

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    Default Re: Please invent a caption for this photograph.

    Hahahaha good one too.
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