Things that freak me the fuck out!!!

[clarky123]

[QUOTE=All That I Am;255481]H. R. Puffnstuff
This thing used to give me nightmares


Yep, I'll run with the H.R. Puffinstuff famous 70s childrens TV series one - the guy that devised that costume went onto "help and advise" with the Chucky series, 7even and latterly the Saw trilology.

[woogie846]

Lake bottoms
and
SEALS.

Anytime I go in the ocean and I see a seal, I freak out. I'm always afraid it's going to bite me and give me water rabies or something.

[rampaige]

Lake bottoms

Word to that. I'm always afraid I'm going to step on a dead body. Or worse, the face of a dead body, and my foot is just going to slide away the layers of soggy skin due to the body being in water for so long. I don't even know if this is scientifically possible, but it gives me the major heebie jeebies.

Also tornadoes. Growing up in tornado alley has scarred me for life.

[Down Rodeo]

Some of the things I don't miss about the desert:

Wind scorpions:


Tarantula hawks:


And the always disgusting Jerusalem crickets (children of the earth):

[woogie846]

Word to that. I'm always afraid I'm going to step on a dead body. Or worse, the face of a dead body, and my foot is just going to slide away the layers of soggy skin due to the body being in water for so long. I don't even know if this is scientifically possible, but it gives me the major heebie jeebies.

Also tornadoes. Growing up in tornado alley has scarred me for life.

Yeah...I just think it's icky.

[AEversW]

Tom Cruised dressed as a Nazi

and of course... moose knuckles.

[clarky123]

Jerusalem crickets. AAAAuuuuahghhh.


It's the worst thing ever to be planting something and suddenly dig one of these up.

Crunchy...mmmmm!

[SojuGorae]

Tom Cruised dressed as a Nazi

What the fuck? Is he suppose to be a German midget?

[betao]

insane asylums / mental clinics

Just something about those places, the atmosphere is so uneasy on me...

[leo01g]

Tom Cruised dressed as a Nazi

and of course... moose knuckles.

Is that a camel toe on a man? Damn that does freak me out

[TomAz]

Oh the toil of modern man! Voltaire would have you play silly games of science and reason. But beware these sources of corruption, from which man will perish through false hope of progress. Better to escape from the clutches of this insincere influence and return to the bosom of always true nature, for it is she who will lead man to that which he seeks.

I have lost sleep in recent nights over the images of simple men like TomAz who haunt me still, their rocks thrown not at me but at my ideas. My house may have suffered the peril of mortals' stones, but all the better for me to be free of these confining trappings of the civilised world and pursue a knowledge purer than any which Voltaire might masquerade as truth.

[leo01g]

Jerusalem crickets. AAAAuuuuahghhh.


It's the worst thing ever to be planting something and suddenly dig one of these up.

i tried killing one of those once and found out that they jumped and pretty high. I was scared that that shit could have bitten me but i killed the son of a bitch.

[miscorrections]

once i woke up and saw my homework walking across the floor. upon further investigation, it was because there was a potato bug/jerusalem cricket/whatever you call them underneath it.

they're not that bad, though. they look like little alien babies.

[leo01g]

once i woke up and saw my homework walking across the floor. upon further investigation, it was because there was a potato bug/jerusalem cricket/whatever you call them underneath it.

they're not that bad, though. they look like little alien babies.

aren't they poisonous?

[Courtney]

moving:


eye surgery:


intravenous drug use:


child beauty pageants:


Edit: These things freak me out so much that I actually gave myself the jitters posting this.

[TomAz]

now these fuckers freak me out:

that was supposed to be a picture of a bark scorpion.

here ya go

[bug on your lip]

[bartelby]

Word to that. I'm always afraid I'm going to step on a dead body. Or worse, the face of a dead body, and my foot is just going to slide away the layers of soggy skin due to the body being in water for so long. I don't even know if this is scientifically possible, but it gives me the major heebie jeebies.

great, now i'll never be able to swim in a lake again...thanks

[downingthief]

Some of mine:

[chairmenmeow47]

feet, spiders and seaweed also freak me the fuck out. i hate swimming in the ocean. i'm not very aquatic anyways, but i can only get in for a second before some weird alienesque thing touches me and i'm out.



dee snyder



flying in a plane (i would love to for realz fly like superman though)



dyson vacuum guy



SNAKES, I MEAN COME ON, THEY DON'T HAVE LIMBS!!!!!!!!!!!!



people who like country music a lot



rob thomas of matchbox 20's retardedness

[Hannahrain]

I have very specific spider issues. If a spider is thin legged like a daddy long legs and walks around with that sort of long-legged Cab Calloway walk, it doesn't bother me. But if it's thick and sort of scuttles low to the ground, it freaks me out. Usually they bother me if they're in my room, but other than that I'm OK with them.

I'm also really freaked out at just the concept of being in a wheelchair and not being able to push myself. I don't know why, but I think ending up this way might be my biggest fear.


Also I don't like sharks.


So to sum up: Swanky spiders are OK, dark, lurking ones are not OK, helplessness is not OK, I don't like sharks.

[Mr.Nipples]

harlequin syndrome/fetus...i wont even post a picture...

[luckyface]

that was supposed to be a picture of a bark scorpion.

here ya go

I still have nightmares every now and then about these. That one I had on my hand traumatized me for life.

[amyzzz]

Clowns.

[chairmenmeow47]

harlequin syndrome/fetus...i wont even post a picture...

thank you. that shit freaks me out too. the horror, THE HORROR!

and how could i forget, BEES. PUNCH EVERY BEE IN THE FACE



and magicians. i'm sorry, but no one learns the art of deception for good

[bug on your lip]

[Alchemy]

Spiders



Being Trapped In Small Places With Little Air



I, too, fear the glaucoma test



Jerry Falwell and his Army of Fanatics

[TomAz]

I still have nightmares every now and then about these. That one I had on my hand traumatized me for life.

you ever been stung?

[luckyface]

you ever been stung?

Thankfully, no. Maybe I would fear them less if I had been. I hear they hurt like a mother.

[TomAz]

No, if you'd been stung, you'd fear them more. I have never felt pain that intense before or since. Even the sight of a dead one now makes my heart race and my hands shake.