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    Discuss your favs.

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    It's Sunday morning. If you're drinking beer already, I wouldn't think quality would matter so much.


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    Blue Moon is very tasty....

    On a hot summer's day though this is my fav lately

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    i've ben a fan of hefeweizens(sp?) lately. other than that it's fat tire...

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    stella atrois is my fav.


    blue moon, Hefenweizen, Corona and Blueberry Wheat beer from Trader Joes (has a shaggy dog on the front) are my other favs. Fat Tire is great too
    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    My grandma also likes Stella Artois. She calls it "the green beer." Because it comes in a green bottle.

    My grandma can drink your grandma under the table, I bet.


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    my grandma could put all your grandma's to shame. her famous line was "i'd like a scotch with a drop of water, cuz i can hold my liquor, but not my water." ahh, the joys of incontinence.

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    When my bitch grandmother died and they took her BAL (several hours after she died) and she STILL produced a .32. That's not what killed her, either--the woman polished off at least a handle of vodka a day weighing 85 pounds and not eating. They said she probably hovered around a .3 on a daily basis.

    .3 is blind, stumbling fucking drunk, btw, although she never acted it. Except for being a cunt.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    I think coachella has put me off heinekin for a loooong time.

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    Stella, Leffe, Hefeweizen, Peach Hefeweizen, Blue Moon, Boddington, Fat Tire, and Guinness. I could actually go for any of these right now
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    That blueberry wheat from TJ's sounds good; I'll pick it up on my next trip.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    When my bitch grandmother died and they took her BAL (several hours after she died) and she STILL produced a .32. That's not what killed her, either--the woman polished off at least a handle of vodka a day weighing 85 pounds and not eating. They said she probably hovered around a .3 on a daily basis.

    .3 is blind, stumbling fucking drunk, btw, although she never acted it. Except for being a cunt.
    I empathize; I have a raging cunt grandma too; she's still alive though.
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    So I guess my grandma can also out-awesome your grandmas.


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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    That blueberry wheat from TJ's sounds good; I'll pick it up on my next trip.
    I would certainly suggest it. It's damn tasty
    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    the blueberry wheat is awesome. I look forward to the winter every year so I can have Sierra Nevada's Celebration ale...pretty much the best beer evah!
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    "The first time I heard the new single off the Bravery album, I actually cried, and I do not even remember the name of that damn song. It reminded me of this girl I am in love with." - kroqken

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    I always look at the TJ's beers, but I've never actually purchased them. What else is good from them?


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    Heineken has always sucked. I wish Bass or Guinness/Smithwick's would outbid them for Coachella.

    Frankly, I hate a lot of these beers mentioned. Blue Moon is okay when my roommate brings some home, but at bars it's always served with a slice of orange or some other weird fucking shit that has no business being in beer. All the millions of Sam Adams varieties that are flavored like some kind of fruity shit bug me for the same reason. Beer should taste like beer, dammit. Fat Tire's funky too, although I'm not even sure what it tastes like that it's not supposed to. Stella's fine, but there's plenty of beers that taste just as good and aren't ultra-premium priced.

    Captain, raging cunt grandmothers are kinda sweet actually in retrospect, 'cause when they die you're just like, "Well... I don't really mind this at all. Kinda glad I don't have to talk to her anymore, if anything." I've grown to appreciate the people in my family I don't like 'cause their deaths are never a big deal--sometimes they even die and you get a little inheritance too, it's like Christmas.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    TJs has a pumkin ale that is pretty tasty grab that if it's there
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    Quote Originally Posted by thefunkylama View Post
    So I guess my grandma can also out-awesome your grandmas.
    Maybe that grandma, but my other one was pretty fucking awesome, although she's dead too so I suppose she can't out-awesome jack shit anymore.

    Either way, out-awesome is a maybe, but out-drink is completely not happening. Even dead my one grandma could put yours under the table like that big fat broad from the bar in Raiders of the Lost Ark.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    My grndma called your grandma a bull-doggin ass bitch.
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    I am making a list for TJ's as we speak...Pumpkin Ale, Blueberry Wheat...keep going
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    there's a red...cant think of the name but it has a hummingbird on the label.

    you can mix and match too, so make a mixed 6-er.
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    bull-doggin? I'm not even sure what that means. Anyway, I held a seance and my grandmother replied that your grandmother is nothing but a cum dumpster with a skin tent over it.

    TJ's sounds like gross yuppie crap. There's some kind of awesome cider with "woodpecker" or something in the name that this one Injun was always drinking.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Injun beer. Classy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    bull-doggin? I'm not even sure what that means.




    bull-doggin...it was a line in some lame early 90's pop song.



    and I think you are thinking of "woodchuck" cider
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    Stella Artois, Steinlager, and Tuborg.


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    i dont drink alcohol...
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    Brahma.

    really cheap brazilian beer. But damn its good.

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    Fat Tire, Mackeson XXX, Mackeson Milk Stout (tastes like yoohoo), Hefeweizens, Magic Hat No 9

    oh yeah...all the sam adams seasonals...especially octoberfest

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