The Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows discussion thread...ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!!

[amyzzz]

Yeah, I was saying Bill didn't know why Harry was talking to Griphook.

[miscorrections]

oh, ok. i interpreted your original response as a sarcastic kind of "ok, you're right," hence my rejoinder.

but never mind, i guess i just reiterated what you already knew.

[amyzzz]

Sarcasm? I can't be rude to the Harry Potter goddess.

[miscorrections]

you can be if you want to, i won't be unduly perturbed.

also thanks for the title. if only my status could change from "old school" to "harry potter goddess"...

[bballarl]

Ask Dani. I'm sure she can arrange that.

[miscorrections]

no, i'm not important enough. give it a couple years, maybe.

[bballarl]

I don't have a special title and I'm way cooler than you. You can probably give it a shot.

[miscorrections]

I don't have a special title and I'm way cooler than you.

that was a zing; pardon me while i sob in the corner.

[bballarl]

Now now. Kristen wouldn't have sobbed in a corner circa 1999. She would have played Bauhaus or The Cure. Go that route.

[miscorrections]

kristen circa 1999 is way cooler than me too, but at least i already knew that.

but you best watch your mouf, son. i'll make myself president of the unofficial kristen nicole brown circa 1999 fan club and fire you for embezzling if you continue to say i'm lame.

[bballarl]

We can rap battle to settle this if you'd like.

[miscorrections]

yo bitch someone shoulda told you i only freestyle with niggas my age so back off this, child.

[bballarl]

Ooh, zing.

[miscorrections]

that's probably the only rapping you'll ever see me do. every time i think i can/should i happen to catch a glimpse of my veins through my skin and realize i'm simply too white.

[bballarl]

That didn't stop Vanilla Ice.

[miscorrections]

no, but he had a partnership with the ninja turtles to help him along.

[bballarl]

True. +10.

[atom heart]

One week later...

I'm glad I had my sister taped the epilogue's pages together. That's one good reason to have someone read it beforehand.

I thought the whole backstory with Albus was totally unnecessary and kind of annoying (anything with Rita Skeeter is annoying).

The bit where Bathilda Bagshot had the snake spurt out her neck freaked me out so much I had to read it twice and then stop for a few minutes.

Also, Voldey flying is both amusing and pretty frightening.

GO Neville! and Mrs. Weasley.

Both Snape's and Dobby's deaths are the only ones that got to me. Even though I always thought the house-elves were really irritating. I had sympathies for Snape ever since the Occulmency thing. Poor Sev.

I wished Draco got more of a backbone.

Baby thing = creepy. The whole white train station and one-on-one talk with dead Dumbledore bothered me. As near death experiences go that one was sappy.

Please stop with Aberforth and goats. Please.

I was waiting for Voldey to totally freak out about Bellatrix. But then he died.

Also, does Harry have a new Avada Kedavra scar?

[Brittmeiser]

Is there anyway they can make this movie shorter than 3 hours? Or anything below PG-13/R? There's just too much death...

[amyzzz]

I think the next couple movies should be R, but they'll probably stick with PG-13. I really wanted Prisoner of Azkaban to be R.

[downingthief]

I think the next couple movies should be R, but they'll probably stick with PG-13. I really wanted Prisoner of Azkaban to be R.

Now way they would ever be R. Would be committing marketing suicide.

[amyzzz]

Agreed, but it'd be cool if they were R.

[tessalasset]

finally finished just now after a marathon read. i can't wait to read through this thread, but first i have to sleep.

[Boourns]

Poor Snape...You know he died a virgin, too.

And Cho is cuter than Ginny.

So what would have happened in the end if Harry had never de-wanded Draco?

[tessalasset]

fuckign awesome. miscorrections you are amazing. i cant believe how much you guys called on the first page of this thread.

[TomAz]

This, apparently, is not a joke.

[amyzzz]

Harry and the Potters were here last month.

[disgustipated]

This, apparently, is not a joke.

"The Hungarian Horntails are fronted by 8- and 9-year olds. Their debut album, Burn Voldemort's Butt, is pretty much what you'd expect from second-graders with guitars"

this made me laugh.

[miscorrections]

there are more. just search for potter puppet pals on youtube.

[Evaneezer]

i can't believe harry potter died