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    Default You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.

    Thanks to facebook, I've been having an interesting conversation with Stefan Walters over the past few days. He seems like a nice chap.



    I'd like everyone reading this - yes, that means you - to go and find their namesake on facebook today and strike up a conversation, and then come back and share the results.
    "The first time I heard the new single off the Bravery album, I actually cried, and I do not even remember the name of that damn song. It reminded me of this girl I am in love with." - kroqken

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    Default Re: You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.

    Quote Originally Posted by Stefinitely Maybe View Post
    Thanks to facebook, I've been having an interesting conversation with Stefan Walters over the past few days. He seems like a nice chap.



    I'd like everyone reading this - yes, that means you - to go and find their namesake on facebook today and strike up a conversation, and then come back and share the results.
    Do they all have to be as riveting of a conversation as that?
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    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    Default Re: You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.

    it wont scroll down.

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    ...you sound like a nice couple of guys! You seem to have really hit it off there. You gonna meet up and continue the conversation in person?

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    Default Re: You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.

    In my creative writing class in college, the professor was looking through the list of students and basically taking attendance the first day. She says "Michael Cohen" and as I'm about to raise my hand, this other guy raises his hand.

    "great"

    She goes down the list, reads a few more names, then "Michael....Cohen?"

    I raise my hand. She asks the other Michael Cohen's middle name. He says "Barry".

    "fuck"

    "and yours?"

    "......*sigh*...Barry"

    2 Michael Barry Cohens in the same class...fucker

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    Default Re: You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.

    I have a feeling there is only one person with my namesake in this world... me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by luckyface View Post
    I have a feeling there is only one person with my namesake in this world... me.
    oh come on...you can't be the only Douch E. Bag on the planet

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    there's tons of me on facebook - who knew? from a quick glance it looks like there's tons in the military too - weird...
    I'm a reasonable man, get off my case.

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    I had to get a lawyer and remove a few felonies from my(?) record when I discovered that someone with my exact name was a drug dealer/rapist/murderer.
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    Stop being a pussy should be the answer to all of life's problems. It has worked for me so far.

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    It's so lonely being me.


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    Quote Originally Posted by thefunkylama View Post
    It's so lonely being me.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    I'm on the no-fly list at the airport because there are so many people with my name. Apparently, it's a popular alias for terrorist beaners.
    I am going to get so blown to Cypress Hill while they play.

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    Ali Mohammed al-Gonzales?
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Default Re: You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.

    srsly tom, if one were to google my last name, one would get three results: two for my sister and one for me.


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    Default Re: You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.

    i refuse to believe that i am not a beautiful and unique snowflake.

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    That's the right attitude, Lindsey B.

    How was Europa?

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    it was fantastic! i want to move there.

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    i'm the only corinna kimball i've ever found, and i can pretty much guarantee that i'm the only corinna alberta kimball out there.
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    At my kids' old pediatrician's office, there was another patient with the exact same first and last name as my daughter. My daughter's name is Cerys. (wtf???)
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    I have an unusual last name. a few years ago an old college bud was trying to find me and dialed 911 and got the number to a different Tom Az. He called that number and asked for me and was told by the woman who answered the phone, "I don't know where that god damned son of a bitch is and I don't care".
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    I have an unusual last name. a few years ago an old college bud was trying to find me and dialed 911 and got the number to a different Tom Az. He called that number and asked for me and was told by the woman who answered the phone, "I don't know where that god damned son of a bitch is and I don't care".
    He dialed 911 to find you? Was there some kind of life-threatening emergency need for a man to run awkwardly?

    Sorry, cheap shot. But more importantly--are you saying that your actual name is Tom Az? I thought it was supposed to stand for Arizona. Tom Az, really? Or have I been fooled?
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Default Re: You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.

    uhh wtf...


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    youre not your fucking khakis
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    facebook is dumbness.
    I am going to get so blown to Cypress Hill while they play.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    He dialed 911 to find you? Was there some kind of life-threatening emergency need for a man to run awkwardly?

    Sorry, cheap shot. But more importantly--are you saying that your actual name is Tom Az? I thought it was supposed to stand for Arizona. Tom Az, really? Or have I been fooled?
    411. 911. good one.

    no my last name is not actually "Az". I used "Az" as a stand-in for my actual last name, thinking 95% of the people here would be bright enough to figure that out. I bet I was right.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    I actually got that one.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    411. 911. good one.

    no my last name is not actually "Az". I used "Az" as a stand-in for my actual last name, thinking 95% of the people here would be bright enough to figure that out. I bet I was right.
    Well in my own defense, it's not like I wasn't ejaculating incredulousness all over the place while asking.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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