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    Default The (unofficial) Ricardo Montalban Thread

    This thread is all about Ricardo Montalban, the man, his life and his legacy...

    Please post your thoughts, stories, pictures, jokes, memories and anecdotes of Mr. Montalban.




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    his prosthetic chest from star trek:the wrath of khan...but in the end...he pretty much sucked...
    looking to purchase:big brother skateboarding magazine back issues. travis bean tb1000s electric guitars.

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    He's got quite the rack.

    His work in the Naked Gun is underrated.

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    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    His thing in the newest Taco Bell commercials was pretty good.

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    It's not raining him,is it?
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    Did he die? I don't pay tribute to things until they're good and dead. My name is Oscar.

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    The imitation Ricardo Montalban/George Takai phony phone call that Howard Stern plays (some other DJ did it) is one of the best phony phone calls of all time.
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    Captncrazy I get you confused with Crazzzz. Why does everyone have to be so goddamn crazy here? What the fuck is this, Wonderland?

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    Would you please change your signature, Jennie? It's beneath you.
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    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenniehoo View Post
    Captncrazy I get you confused with Crazzzz. Why does everyone have to be so goddamn crazy here? What the fuck is this, Wonderland?
    Sorry; it's a nickname I got in college-11 years ago. My friend used to call everyone "captn" something-captn retard, captn jackass, captn moron....I inherited "crazy" after a tequila-laden night at Craigs Place in Old Town Scottsdale. Patron is bad.
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I think the safest course is to assume everyone is a fucking nightmare and proceed from there.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    The imitation Ricardo Montalban/George Takai phony phone call that Howard Stern plays (some other DJ did it) is one of the best phony phone calls of all time.
    La Ren de Blanc
    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Sorry; it's a nickname I got in college-11 years ago. My friend used to call everyone "captn" something-captn retard, captn jackass, captn moron....I inherited "crazy" after a tequila-laden night at Craigs Place in Old Town Scottsdale. Patron is bad.
    I called Ron Captain Ron by accident
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    Quote Originally Posted by breakjaw View Post
    La Ren de Blanc
    Believe it or not...I'm going on a Star Trek cruuuuise.
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I think the safest course is to assume everyone is a fucking nightmare and proceed from there.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.

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    Would you please change your signature, Jennie? It's beneath you.
    Is that a pun? If so, you're funny. If not, you're amusing in general.

    I'll work on changing it. Quick - be funny.

    Sorry; it's a nickname I got in college-11 years ago. My friend used to call everyone "captn" something-captn retard, captn jackass, captn moron....I inherited "crazy" after a tequila-laden night at Craigs Place in Old Town Scottsdale. Patron is bad.
    I like the nickname Capt'n. I like "chief" more, I think. I wouldn't mind if my nickname was Capt'n Nuttypants or something like that, I guess, though.

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    I call my best friend's husband "Chief Cums In His Pants".

    I think you can guess what his problem is...
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I think the safest course is to assume everyone is a fucking nightmare and proceed from there.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.

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    Hopefully not to his face.

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    Dry oatmeal....
    Quote Originally Posted by God
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    Oh, I've let it fly in front of him a couple of times. He's a jerkoff.
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I think the safest course is to assume everyone is a fucking nightmare and proceed from there.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.

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    You know...I don't think this is really Ricardo Montalban.
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I think the safest course is to assume everyone is a fucking nightmare and proceed from there.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.

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    This thread has been hijaacked by Commander Suuluuu...We're going on a Star Trek cruuuuise.....Aaaaahaaaahaaaaahaaaa!
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    Quote Originally Posted by God
    Do you want to continue talking about Lizards?

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    I love that someone put a Coors Light can in the Alien doll's hand
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
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    This picture is 10 times more authentic than the Alien Autopsy video.
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    George with his Cuddly Muffin:
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    George w/Bob Conrad on Baa Baa Black Sheep:
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    George doing something:
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    Commander Sulu:
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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    The imitation Ricardo Montalban/George Takai phony phone call that Howard Stern plays (some other DJ did it) is one of the best phony phone calls of all time.
    HOT YOUNG BITCHES

    is that it?

    I remember that from like years ago

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    ohhhh ricardohhh

    how are yeeewwwww

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    It's "Young, wet bitches".
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I think the safest course is to assume everyone is a fucking nightmare and proceed from there.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.

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