I'm not going to Coachella because I'm really stupid. I like, don't like music and stuff. I mean I like music, but not that music. Or not all of it. Basically what I'm trying to say is that I like some music, but it depends on if I've heard it before if if my BFF told me it was good. Plus I mean, it's really hot in the desert, and how bad is that? I hate being hot, I get really whiny. Plus heat reminds me of the beach, where it's hot. And where there's sand. and one time, i went to the beach I got sand in my vagina, and I was really irritable and whiny, just like I am now. So I need to stay away from things that remind me about what a lady I am, and how how I need to just buck up and quit bitching about the lineup.