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    You should make one of these pictures for yourself. Maybe switch it up a little--underboob on lefty, sideboob on righty, and ass cleavage from a hole in your jeans right in the middle of the crack.

    It's the new thing.

    EDIT: Retry...
    DOUBLE EDIT: You lousy cunt, your superficial gallery fuckaround is going to force me to throw this on my photobucket. Unnecessary effort, goddammit.
    TRIPLE EDIT: Here, happy fucking birthday.
    Last edited by RotationSlimWang; 07-06-2007 at 09:32 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Don't forget toe cleavage.



    Happy birthday. I won't make any remarks about your exhibitionism today.














    To your face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Young blood View Post
    Stop being a pussy should be the answer to all of life's problems. It has worked for me so far.

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    Insufferable.

    Happy Birthday, crazy attention wanting lady.
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    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    Happy Birthday. May your underboobs bring joy and salvation to the masses.

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    yeah thats a pretty awesome red X

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    I can't believe the board has turned into this.


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    This is the equivalent of musical water boarding.

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    Don't fret, Tessa. Alma and I have some good undermockery in the works.

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    Hannah, you are ugly, inside and out.

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    I've never claimed to be pretty. Your oh-so-articulate words are wasted on me.

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    happy birthday alysak. can you post a topless picture? im sure your husband wont mind.

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    I don't think Hannah is ugly on the inside OR the outside. I don't really think you are either, Alyssa. Maybe it's because I can tell that you're just a bored girl in nowheresville Michigan, probably your husband is in the military, and you're entertaining yourself. I think your style is overtly sexual and not really how we normally roll on this board but I can see that you're clever and I also note that you're not usually the one posting the photos of your boobs, at least you haven't for a while, so it seems like you are sticking around because you're interested in the content of the board. I want to believe that you're just trying to get laughs when you post that your husband is going out of town, etc. etc. Are you completely opposed to leaving the boob photos out of your e-discourse here? Because, we get it, you're hot. I think there's other ways for you to participate and not get flamed so much. I am just saying.

    edit* and please everyone note that it was lgm that posted the underboob in this thread, not alyssa. And also happy birthday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by full on idle View Post
    I don't think Hannah is ugly on the inside OR the outside. I don't really think you are either, Alyssa. Maybe it's because I can tell that you're just a bored girl in nowheresville Michigan, probably your husband is in the military, and you're entertaining yourself. I think your style is overtly sexual and not really how we normally roll on this board but I can see that you're clever and I also note that you're not usually the one posting the photos of your boobs, at least you haven't for a while, so it seems like you are sticking around because you're interested in the content of the board. I want to believe that you're just trying to get laughs when you post that your husband is going out of town, etc. etc. Are you completely opposed to leaving the boob photos out of your e-discourse here? Because, we get it, you're hot. I think there's other ways for you to participate and not get flamed so much. I am just saying.

    edit* and please everyone note that it was lgm that posted the underboob in this thread, not alyssa. And also happy birthday.

    happy birthday gal ... from colorado ... cr****

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    Hannah has issues. She is obviously very insecure if she feels the need to attack/mock/belittle/etc me every time I post. I haven't brought up my breasts in weeks(I think?) but they seem to be quite the hot topic with other people. I don't especially appreciate the OP's OP, but I'm not going to sit here and whine about it.

    My husband is not in the military, he actually works from home. And I've always said only boring people get bored. I keep myself quite entertained, and this little side project of mine has proven to be quite lucrative (and by lucrative I mean $$$), so I'm going to keep on doing it. Especially if it keeps getting linked on sites like GorillaMask, etc.

    I'm definitely about the laughs, but it seems people here have ginormous sticks wedged tightly in their assholes.

    Happy birthday indeed.
    Last edited by alyssak; 07-06-2007 at 10:14 AM. Reason: +more words +feeling mucho retardo at typing out multiple paragraphs

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    Happy Birthday
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    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    Happy Burfday
    I miss Bill Hicks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alyssak View Post
    Hannah has issues. She is obviously very insecure if she feels the need to attack/mock/belittle/etc me every time I post. I haven't brought up my breasts in weeks(I think?) but they seem to be quite the hot topic with other people. I don't especially appreciate the OP's OP, but I'm not going to sit here and whine about it.

    My husband is not in the military, he actually works from home. And I've always said only boring people get bored. I keep myself quite entertained, and this little side project of mine has proven to be quite lucrative (and by lucrative I mean $$$), so I'm going to keep on doing it. Especially if it keeps getting linked on sites like GorillaMask, etc.

    I'm definitely about the laughs, but it seems people here have ginormous sticks wedged tightly in their assholes.

    Happy birthday indeed.
    There are no sticks wedged in assholes, Alyssa. You rubbed people the wrong way and people respond to being annoyed with being mean. That's just how this board is. You are clearly experienced with message boards so you know how that's how things work, there's typically a dominant paradigm that people choose to adhere to for the sake of community, or they find someplace else where their behavior (or exhibitionism) is respected and encouraged. Congratulations on creating a successful enterprise. I wish I could come up with an idea that would make me money from a hobby. What else do you do besides photograph/digitally record yourself? Do you mind if I ask where you live? I grew up in Michigan.

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    Happy Birthday

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    Well shit, sorry Alyssa. I was just trying to be a dick in a happy birthday kinda way, I didn't expect this.

    Goddamn, y'all.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by corbo View Post
    happy birthday alysak. can you post a topless picture? im sure your husband wont mind.
    Sure why not, here you go .

    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    happy birthday gal ... from colorado ... cr****
    Thanks.

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    Happy Birthday
    Thanks.

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    Happy Burfday
    Thanfs.

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    Happy Birthday
    Thanks.

    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Well shit, sorry Alyssa. I was just trying to be a dick in a happy birthday kinda way, I didn't expect this.

    Goddamn, y'all.
    Haha, it's fine, really.

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    happy birthday alyssak!

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    Quote Originally Posted by alyssak View Post
    Sure why not, here you go .
    aww....I'm disappointed...and grossed out.

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    Go cry emokid.

    Tylerdurden- Thanks!

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    If I could get away with posting a picture of my underballs I'd do it. Solidarity, sister--mammaries and man-mammaries for all!
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    HAPPY B-DAY ALYSSAK!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Don't forget toe cleavage.



    Happy birthday. I won't make any remarks about your exhibitionism today.



    To your face.
    when i read this post, i missed that whole middle line and thought you just said 'don't forget toe cleavage...To your face.'
    I am going to get so blown to Cypress Hill while they play.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Dylanja View Post
    HAPPY B-DAY ALYSSAK!!!
    Thanks!

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    ... you really don't have to thank everyone individually.

    C'mon now.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    im totally gonna take a picture like this.

    except its gonna be my ball sack.

    nah, ill just show you my boobs.

    my under boob

    oh yeah, happy b-day Alyssak

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    Happy birthday alyssak!

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