F(**&#!!!!!!!

[Good Days Last]

Those F*@^ing Transformer toys.

I bought a pair tonight.

Guess what.


Yes. I happened to break one of them.

There is NOTHING WORSE in this world than breaking a brand f***ing new toy straight out the box.

[Jenniehoo]

How did you break a transformer? I STILL have transformers from when I was a kid that I haven't yet broken. You would run your finger over a sticker on them and the sticker would change with the heat. But not permanently so you had to keep doing it. I sound nuts - this stream of consciousness writing is tough.

Basically - I'm asking: are the new transformer toys not as quality as the old ones? How can it already be broken?

[Good Days Last]

That stupid curse of a toy.

[suprefan]

The old Bumblebee looked better than this. And I remember having METAL transformer toys, not plastic things like this.

[Good Days Last]

Bumblebee.

There's a spring release button on the hood and you push it and his head pops out as seen in the final picture up there.

I guess (my girlfriend) tried doing it out of order (without looking at the instructions) and she got the whole thing stuck. So I tried pulling it out... and it broke.

[Good Days Last]

yeah. I remember the metal ones.. SO SO SO MUCH BETTER THAN THIS CHEAP PLASTIC CRAP THAT BREAKS.

[full on idle]

STOP MAKING THREADS.

PLEASE STOP MAKING THREADS.

FIND SOMEPLACE ELSE.

[Good Days Last]

I'm sorry. I live vicariously through this board.

[J~$$$]

I used to hurl my transformers at my sisters when I was pissed at them because they are metal they would cause more carnage.

[TomAz]

Bumblebee.

There's a spring release button on the hood and you push it and his head pops out as seen in the final picture up there.

I guess (my girlfriend) tried doing it out of order (without looking at the instructions) and she got the whole thing stuck. So I tried pulling it out... and it broke.

If you are old enough for a girlfriend, you are too old for this toy. God has punished you.

[J~$$$]

hahhahahaha yup.

[Yablonowitz]

If you are old enough for a girlfriend, you are too old for this toy. God has punished you.

Don't tell that to Adam.

[corbo]

now that the transformers movie is out everyones buying transformers!
shame on you.

[J~$$$]

here you go.

[marooko]

fuck the new transformers

[Good Days Last]

Now guys.

I know we're all still kids at heart.

[bmack86]

I'm not. I'm a bitter old man at heart.

[Good Days Last]

I'm sorry bmack.

Maybe one day you're inner boyhood will live again.