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    Man pummels 'vampire' peacock

    NEW YORK (AP) -- A peacock that roamed into the parking lot of a Burger King in New York City was beaten by a man who insisted it was a vampire.

    Animal control officials in Staten Island say the bird was beaten so fiercely that most of its tail feathers fell out and it had to be euthanized.

    The seven-year-old male peacock wandered into the restaurant parking lot and perched on a car hood last week. Charmed employees had been feeding it bread when the man appeared.

    A restaurant worker says the man grabbed the bird by the neck, hurled it to the ground and started stomping it. She says when he was asked what he was doing, he responded, "'I'm killing a vampire!"'

    Employees called police, but the man ran when he saw them.
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    "Lovely plumage, the Norwegian vampire..."

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    you ever laugh so hard that you end up feeling like youre out of breath and sitting at the bottom of a deep swimming pool...well...thats how i felt while reading that article...
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    I had peacocks as a child.
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    Stop being a pussy should be the answer to all of life's problems. It has worked for me so far.

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    Vampire Peacocks are the worst. If a man wants to pummel a peacock he should have every right to things walk around like they are hot shit.

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    Who's the asshole who actually asks a guy who's stomping on a peacock "What are ya doing there?"
    I miss Bill Hicks.

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    Wow.

    I feel so bad for that peacock.

    I hate hearing about stupid people. They're breeding like crazy these days.

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    New York City - 10 points
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Nipples View Post
    you ever laugh so hard that you end up feeling like youre out of breath and sitting at the bottom of a deep swimming pool...well...thats how i felt while reading that article...
    For a minute there I felt like an asshole for laughing at this article, but I feel better now.

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    How is that funny?
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    Who beats up a peacock thinking its a vampire, in a burger king parking lot, in Staten Island. I love animals but i giggled

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    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    yeah i don't see why killing a bird is all that funny

    especially after the workers and families eating in the restaurant were delighted by it

    if i had been there, that guy would now be eating thru a straw for the rest of his life
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    Quote Originally Posted by roberto73 View Post
    File this under "Things You Don't See Every Day"

    Man pummels 'vampire' peacock

    NEW YORK (AP) -- A peacock that roamed into the parking lot of a Burger King in New York City was beaten by a man who insisted it was a vampire.......
    HAHAHAHAHAHA LOLZ ROFLMAO!!!!

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    wrong.
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    yeah i don't see why killing a bird is all that funny
    well im not laughing at the fact that the bird got beat. im laughing at how stupid some people can be and at how strange it was that he thought it was a 'vampire'. LOL

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    Don't be intimidated by the thread Nazis. You have a comment that ties into something the article said, why not post it? without apologies?

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    The great thing about J~$$$ is his compassion and concern for other people's feelings. Because Corbo really needed that encouragement from you. Because she was being totally sincere and not just going along with a joke that's been running for a month or so.
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J~$$$ View Post
    Don't be intimidated by the thread Nazis. You have a comment that ties into something the article said, why not post it? without apologies?
    ...
    Deja Vu.
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    J$$$$

    you had me at " Baaaaaaaaaa"
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    This made my day...i'll admit i was laughing my ass off.

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    bug's snippy today
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bug on your lip View Post
    The great thing about J~$$$ is his compassion and concern for other people's feelings. Because Corbo really needed that encouragement from you. Because she was being totally sincere and not just going along with a joke that's been running for a month or so.
    did you just refer to me as a SHE?
    im confused.

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    HI Carbo,

    Did you enjoy your weekend? Did you take any belly flop pictures? Aren't faintin goats the cooolest?

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    my weekend was splendid J~@@@. fainting goats are the best. >_>

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    Did you get any wicked bikini tan lines?

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    must be corbo's time of the month

    she's a little snippy
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    Quote Originally Posted by J~$$$ View Post
    Did you get any wicked bikini tan lines?
    why yes i did!

    heres a pic of me in my bikini!
    ;-) sexy!

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