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    Default the bomb threat thread.

    this has happened more than once now, so i figured maybe we need a thread for it.

    anyway, there's a suspicious package in the loading docks at my building, and no one is allowed to leave. they won't tell us why, but whenever we go downstairs they just yell at us and tell us to go back up.

    the exit for my side of the building leads right into the loading docks. there's another exit, but it's locked on the weekends.

    at least now i have an excuse to not work.

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    THAT'S THE BOMB EWIGGY !
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    DONT GO BY THE BOMB!!

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    this is fantastic news...we can all fist ourselves in peace now...
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    ok, that was anti-climactic.

    the IT guy here today just snuck me and another designer out onto their balcony where we watched a robot carry the package (a box inside a plain white bag with a big red note taped to it) and destroy it.

    then they all stood around shaking hands and congratulating each other.

    i took phone-camera pics. i'll see if i can upload them.

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    Yay for not blowing up.
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    PARTY!
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    two cops and a robot


    buncha cops, robot leavin'


    guy walkin' away with bagged "bomb"


    apparently it was a box inside of a white bag. the bag had a note on it, addressed to one of the weathermen for our TV station.

    the robot basically just picked it up and shook it until it was destroyed. not a very sophisticated robot. probably doesn't know hotshot.

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    oh this just gets better. the package was originally left at the front desk with security for the weatherman.

    it started beeping, and security freaked out and called the cops.

    it was a fucking desk clock. a gift.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ewiggy View Post
    it started beeping, and security freaked out and called the cops.

    it was a fucking desk clock. a gift.
    looking to purchase:big brother skateboarding magazine back issues. travis bean tb1000s electric guitars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ewiggy View Post
    oh this just gets better. the package was originally left at the front desk with security for the weatherman.

    it started beeping, and security freaked out and called the cops.

    it was a fucking desk clock. a gift.
    hey kristen. something you've been waiting for leaked (hint hint, OR). did you know? PM me if you haven't gotten it yet...

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    better safe than sorry

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    I wrote a short story about a guy who blamed his wife's death on the weatherman, she "had a feeling" something bad was gonna happen to the plane, and they watched the news and the weatherman said it was gonna be a clear day, well it turned out to be stormy and the private airplane she was flying in crashed.
    So he goes after the weatherman, but not with a bomb.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wmgaretjax View Post
    hey kristen. something you've been waiting for leaked (hint hint, OR). did you know? PM me if you haven't gotten it yet...
    i found out about 10 minutes before i read this. thanks, though. i am currently abstaining out of respect for the band. i think i want to wait to hear it until i actually have it in my hands.

    but i just read the comments on oink and i'm losing my resolve..

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    Quote Originally Posted by ewiggy View Post
    i found out about 10 minutes before i read this. thanks, though. i am currently abstaining out of respect for the band. i think i want to wait to hear it until i actually have it in my hands.

    but i just read the comments on oink and i'm losing my resolve..
    it seems good on first listen. gonna give it a solid couple listens before I make a call on it.

    forget your resolve... enjoy the music.
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    who are you guys talking about?
    I miss Bill Hicks.

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    okkervil river

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    if you guys get that, i hope you buy it on august 7th, too. please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ewiggy View Post
    two cops and a robot

    the robot basically just picked it up and shook it until it was destroyed. not a very sophisticated robot. probably doesn't know hotshot.

    Hahahahaha

    Man, if I was a robot, and I had a bomb, shaking it would be the last thing I would do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ewiggy View Post
    if you guys get that, i hope you buy it on august 7th, too. please.
    direct from the band please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnicornsForBreakfast View Post
    Hahahahaha

    Man, if I was a robot, and I had a bomb, shaking it would be the last thing I would do.
    it was less of a robot, more of a stupid automadog on wheels.

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    Automadog On Wheels would be a good band name. However, leaving "Stupid" in as part of the band name might turn off all but the most hardcore fans.

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    sounds like a jam band.

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    this is the dude the gift was for:


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    he looks like he ought to be a real estate agent.
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