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    Talk, ladies. Let it out.

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    does that mean i am mannish?
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    Phoenix, this has got to be the funniest fucking title I have ever seen for a thread
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    that was my first question.
    '03 '04 '05 '06 '07 '08 '09 '10 '11 '12 '12 '13 '13

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    Shit, I never considered the fact that I may be looked upon as mannish.

    This thread has already taken me to a new low.

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    It means you're attracted to faggots. What's the big mystery?
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    I have man hands. : (

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    it makes me wonder if i'm just a poor substitute for a young man's asshole.
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    did they have a strong liking to your ass?
    '03 '04 '05 '06 '07 '08 '09 '10 '11 '12 '12 '13 '13

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    miscorrections asshole > young man's asshole
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    ahahahahahaha

    no my ass leaves a lot to be desired.
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    I love the title of this.

    And my friend douche bag over there is correct, I think we're attracted to gay men. Or at least I am in some way. My current boyfriend is often thought to be gay by people when they first meet him. His look or something, I'm not too sure. There was also another previous ex who is straight, but has had a few sexual encounters with men while under the influence of drugs.
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    my gay friends don't even like to shop. i am so incredibly bitter about this.
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    My ex told me he was gay when I was rip-roaring drunk about a year after our four year relationship ended. I cried for like a week.

    Then I called Oprah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    my gay friends don't even like to shop. i am so incredibly bitter about this.
    Yeah, the only thing my gay friends like to do is get wasted and hit on my boyfriends.
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    did she buy you a new boyfriend?
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    Quote Originally Posted by phoenixsky View Post
    My ex told me he was gay when I was rip-roaring drunk about a year after our four year relationship ended. I cried for like a week.

    Then I called Oprah.
    four year relationship?! damn.
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    four years is scary long. i don't think i could handle that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    did she buy you a new boyfriend?
    or a gaydar?
    '03 '04 '05 '06 '07 '08 '09 '10 '11 '12 '12 '13 '13

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    She didn't buy me a new one. She just brought a bunch of other *** hags on stage and we all hugged.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    four years is scary long. i don't think i could handle that.
    Word. It was a high school thing. You know, when you think you know everything and some 16 year old punk is your soulmate...

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    a hug is no substitute. shame on you, oprah. or as i almost typed, orpah.
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    I really wanted cash for my pain and suffering but that bitch started talking about Africa or something so I didn't want to ask.

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    crazy oprah, all rich and still wanting reparations.
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    This thread is driving me to drink. Its 2:11...nothing to do...i guess as long as its past noon, i'm OK. ;x
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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    my gay friends don't even like to shop. i am so incredibly bitter about this.
    Im straight and I fucking love shopping....but sometimes you women pull the bee maneuver one random clothing rack to the other. that shit gets confusing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caitlin View Post
    This thread is driving me to drink. Its 2:11...nothing to do...i guess as long as its past noon, i'm OK. ;x
    i meant to go job hunting today but i think i'll be a loser and sit on the internet. GO GO UNEMPLOYMENT!
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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    i meant to go job hunting today but i think i'll be a loser and sit on the internet. GO GO UNEMPLOYMENT!
    I was supposed to do that as well. I know I want to waitress somewhere, preferably some place like The Cheesecake Factory or Applebees. Y'know, classy joints. Snort.
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    i was going to be a retail bitch again. hoo-ray. but since the mall-ish place is like two blocks from my apartment it wouldn't be so bad.
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    Miscorrections, I love your hair.

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