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    Default Happy Birthday, Randy!

    I'm always amazed at the ideas you think of to torture people. You also have such a way with starting riots. Too bad we have nothing in common, otherwise I'd probably love you. Happy birthday.

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    Happy Birthday.

    ***. But only sometimes do I mean that.

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    happy birthday dawg!

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    I made you a cake.


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    Default Re: Happy Birthday, Randy!

    TheLastGreatMan: By the way, fuck you and your birthday thread, you bitch.

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    Default Re: Happy Birthday, Randy!

    My family has always maintained a strict policy on birthdays that you were well-informed of. That policy being:

    Fuck a bunch of birthdays.

    It's completely made-up horseshit. A holiday to celebrate that you managed to stay alive. Fuck a bunch of holidays in general, but particularly fuck a bunch of birthdays.

    Also, thanks guys, this outpouring of emotion really warms my cold, black heart. Like gallons of semen poured directly into my aorta, it warms my heart.
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    it's not even really randy's birthday. and i have it on a very high authority that barbara isn't really a ninja.

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    Default Re: Happy Birthday, Randy!

    Quote Originally Posted by barbaratheninja View Post
    TheLastGreatMan: By the way, fuck you and your birthday thread, you bitch.
    Don't judge me for how I express my thanks--you slopes have your customs, us assholes have ours.
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    Default Re: Happy Birthday, Randy!

    Randy,

    blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah drugs blah blah blah blah me blah blah blah me! blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah fuck school blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah the world sucks blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I want to have sex with you blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah look at me! blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I'm such a rebel blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah 2+2=3 blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah now let's talk about me blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah no, really, I mean it, let's talk about me! blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I have herpes blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah more drugs blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah hey Hannah, really, you should have my babies blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ok Courtney how bout you? blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Alyssa? Corrina? Caitlin? anyone?? blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah you girls don't know what you're missing blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah that's it I'm leaving blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah really, I am blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

    Happy Birthday!
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Default Re: Happy Birthday, Randy!

    Aw, Tom, you just reminded me of my own dear dad a little.

    You'll be turning just about 64 this year too, won't you?
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    Default Re: Happy Birthday, Randy!

    well, fuck a bunch of holidays, fuck a bunch of birthdays -- but still I'm glad you managed to stay alive.

    How old are you? Did you make a mohawk?

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    Default Re: Happy Birthday, Randy!

    I never got any vote out of the ladies about ol' Hawk, so I'm withholding him. Plus I'm looking pretty fucking good nowadays, not sure if I want to risk jeopardizing it. I am 24 today. Managing to stay alive I guess I'll side on the "glad" side of the fence about, but that's just because I'm unemployed at the moment so life rules.
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    Default Re: Happy Birthday, Randy!

    I think your hair would look good like in the pic with the mohawk, but w/o the mohawk part. Sort of shaved down short. I don't know how to explain.

    Wow. You are so young.

    I am unemployed right now too. Ahhhhhhhhhh I'm fucking loving it.

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    Default Re: Happy Birthday, Randy!

    tom you forgot foi
    RAPE STOVE

    white power?!

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    Happy Birthday Biotch!

    I'll take you. I can't promise to stay soft the whole time, though.

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    She added the phrase "meany head" to my profile.
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    Default Re: Happy Birthday, Randy!

    One day my beard will be as great as that.

    But this isn't about me. It's about LGM.

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    Default Re: Happy Birthday, Randy!

    Quote Originally Posted by kreutz2112 View Post
    tom you forgot foi

    Yes. I suppose I did.


    I just saw this quote and it reminded me of Randall: "There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist." (Ayn Rand)
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    Default Re: Happy Birthday, Randy!

    happy birthday. just think, 24 years ago you popped out all covered in goo and slime and placenta.
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    Default Re: Happy Birthday, Randy!

    Happy birthday, Randy. I flew in some things to remind you of home:








    [Edit: Also, this is my new favorite image, which I found when searching for the last pic.]
    Last edited by Courtney; 06-20-2007 at 12:27 PM.

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    Happy birthday, you cunt.

    - The Eagles
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Yes. I suppose I did.


    I just saw this quote and it reminded me of Randall: "There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist." (Ayn Rand)
    You just reminded me of one as well: "He who pretends to actually enjoy reading Ayn Rand is desperately clinging to the perception that he is an intellectual person possessing refined tastes, and in doing so proves that he never had a chance to be or have either."
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    Default Re: Happy Birthday, Randy!

    Happy Birthday
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Like gallons of semen poured directly into my aorta, it warms my heart.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    You just reminded me of one as well: "He who pretends to actually enjoy reading Ayn Rand is desperately clinging to the perception that he is an intellectual person possessing refined tastes, and in doing so proves that he never had a chance to be or have either."
    You need to quote people who are more eloquent.
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