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    Default ITT: I HAVE THE WORST BOYFRIEND EVER

    ....DUMPED!(I dumped him)

    Sorry. I'm pretty pissed off right now. I'm going to go take a few shots and post in the drunk thread now.
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    Sadly, what I didnt know is that commie chicks = lack of grooming technology + panties made of burlap = Vagina Crimes Against Humanity.

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    You should take a shit on his floor. Not only will he have his ex-girlfriends turd in his kitchen, but he'll remember you for the rest of his life.
    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    fuck shitting on the floor, shit in the shower. like a big runny one. next time he goes to get clean, surprise!
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    I dumped him actually. Thats what I get for dating someone my own age.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Senor Cardgage View Post
    Sadly, what I didnt know is that commie chicks = lack of grooming technology + panties made of burlap = Vagina Crimes Against Humanity.

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    Was it because of the whole mangina thing?

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    Hey... if you need someone to bounce back with...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caitlin View Post
    I dumped him actually. Thats what I get for dating someone my own age.
    oh dear. always go at least a year up; the nineteen year olds i know are utterly hopeless.
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Just look out on your windowsill for help in your time of need...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PassiveTheory View Post
    Hey... if you need someone to bounce back with...
    go for it!!!

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    at your age you shouldnt have a bf anyway.
    go out and party and sleep with as many men as possible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by suprefan View Post
    go for it!!!
    The sexless unattractive douchebags leading the even more sexless somehow more unattractive douchebags.

    The blind must be feeling pretty good about themselves right now.
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    Don't worry about Corbo, Caitlin. He's the worst person on the entire internet.
    hahaha what did i do to you?

    i thought i gave healthy advice to caitlin. why be tied down at such a young age?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    The sexless unattractive douchebags leading the even more sexless somehow more unattractive douchebags.

    The blind must be feeling pretty good about themselves right now.
    Thats all you could come up with? And you dont know anything about my sex life so dont even go there, nor would I even tell you what the f**k is going on in that part of my life.


    Hannah and TLGM bring the HATE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    oh dear. always go at least a year up; the nineteen year olds i know are utterly hopeless.
    Yeah, I usually know better but, well, there's no excuse. I just made a mistake. Haha. I usually date 21+, but he was a cool guy on the surface. They always are.

    *CHIME THE VIOLIN*

    Jesus, I need to just throw on a Death Cab CD and shut the fuck up already. Hahaha.

    I actually get told a lot to not be tied down so early, but Ive had a serious relationship before and its actually very nice to meet someone that really makes you not want to find anyone else. To make that connection is a wonderful feeling, however, i did not make that connection this time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Senor Cardgage View Post
    Sadly, what I didnt know is that commie chicks = lack of grooming technology + panties made of burlap = Vagina Crimes Against Humanity.

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    are you legal?...


    note:not really looking for an answer...i just find it funny to ask women this question...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Shouldn't it be "I HAD the worst boyfriend ever", then?
    no. probably a not so subtle Freudian slip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Nipples View Post
    are you legal?...


    note:not really looking for an answer...i just find it funny to ask women this question...
    i was wondering the same thing

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    19, 20 in September.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Senor Cardgage View Post
    Sadly, what I didnt know is that commie chicks = lack of grooming technology + panties made of burlap = Vagina Crimes Against Humanity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J~$$$ View Post
    haha...
    looking to purchase:big brother skateboarding magazine back issues. travis bean tb1000s electric guitars.

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    Whatever the reason was for the break-up, I'm sure you're more pissed off at his nonchalant reaction to said dumping. (just a wild guess)

    Why else would you be pissed if you were the one doing the cuttin' n slashin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    fuck shitting on the floor, shit in the shower. like a big runny one. next time he goes to get clean, surprise!
    if you shit in the shower he could just run the water and stamp it down. shit in the carpet. leave a stain.

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    Well... I got back together with my girlfriend tonight.

    Ooooh....


    I'm going to just... back out of here.

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    Fucked up already....

    Never, Never, FUCKIN' EVER, get back with the ex!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gmoneyak View Post
    Fucked up already....

    Never, Never, FUCKIN' EVER, get back with the ex!!
    Goll.

    First I have lame friends that nuke their own lives with a video game...

    And now I"VE VIOLATED THIS!!!

    Man.

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    There's always next year....

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    Quote Originally Posted by gmoneyak View Post
    Fucked up already....

    Never, Never, FUCKIN' EVER, get back with the ex!!
    So...we got back together...LOL

    We were texting and he said he had the car, asked if we could hang out in person and well, yeah. We worked things out.

    No guy i've been with has ever made the effort to come see me to try and make things work.(ITT I have the worst taste in men ever)
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    Sadly, what I didnt know is that commie chicks = lack of grooming technology + panties made of burlap = Vagina Crimes Against Humanity.

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    There's nothing wrong with getting back with the ex.
    I've done it and we're rockin' hard right now. She's the Simon to my Garfunkel. The Morticia to my Gomez. The Pebble to my Bamm Bamm.
    Bicycle, you're keeping me sane.

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    Quote Originally Posted by comiddle View Post
    There's nothing wrong with getting back with the ex.
    I've done it and we're rockin' hard right now. She's the Simon to my Garfunkel. The Morticia to my Gomez. The Pebble to my Bamm Bamm.
    Awe, thats sweet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Senor Cardgage View Post
    Sadly, what I didnt know is that commie chicks = lack of grooming technology + panties made of burlap = Vagina Crimes Against Humanity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    The sexless unattractive douchebags leading the even more sexless somehow more unattractive douchebags.

    The blind must be feeling pretty good about themselves right now.
    This was actually pretty funny...
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