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    Default The Official Win Pot's Old Shoes Thread



    In this thread you will have the opportunity to win the above pair of shoes. These shoes will be shipped at no cost to the victor. There are no rules. There is no time limit. When I have decided that someone has won I will announce that the contest has concluded. I do not know how someone will win. It is possible but unlikely that nobody will win.

    These shoes were purchased about 12 years ago at a shop in Austin Texas called Atomic or some shit like that. It was a vintage toy slash fucked up shoes slash punk memorabilia store. They hold a great deal of emotional significance for me. They were also not cheap.

    The shoes are custom made John Fluevog silver and gold wingtips with Doc Marten soles. They are an English size 10 although that does not matter because you do not have the balls to wear them. It is extremely likely they are the only surviving pair in the world.

    Commence winning.

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    I WIN!!!!

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    I failed to mention that PineapplePete is disqualified.

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    ...Please?

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    I did not win. I regret nothing.

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    .....

    Racist.

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    Whether pot sends them to me or not I am very secure in the knowledge that I will someday soon possess the shoes displayed in that photo.

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    before I even attempt to compete, what is the conversion from English to US Sizes? I would most definitely wear those, but my feet are irregularily small. I'm like Fred Flinstone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    before I even attempt to compete, what is the conversion from English to US Sizes? I would most definitely wear those, but my feet are irregularily small. I'm like Fred Flinstone.
    10 UK = 10.5 US generally.

    However, brits tend to be inconsistent small-scale cobblers

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    well, i officially withdraw from the competition. Way too big for my feet. That's a damn shame, because those shoes are fucking amazing. They aren't for every day, but would be perfect for special occasions. Beauties, I do declare.
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    hand me the fuckin shoes or i'll kill you

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    Default Re: The Official Win Pot's Old Shoes Thread

    They look like they might have magical powers.
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Pot, I assure you that if you send me those shoes, not only will I dance my way into Dani's heart with them, but I will then wedge one each in Pete's and Passive's asses respectively.
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    Pineapple Pete, I'm going to slaughter you. Would you folks like rings or wedges?

    I say rings.





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    Rings, please.


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    pot - did you wear those shoes at the same time as your armband?

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    Why not just send them on some exploits like your pants? Shoes that good need to be out goin' places and seein' the sites.

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    Dare I say, less a few extraordinary douchebags, the board is getting good again.
    I like it. It's not my favorite shit in the world, but it's a smart, funny show.

    P.S. I'm gay

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrislasf View Post
    Dare I say, less a few extraordinary douchebags, the board is getting good again.
    Name names.

    Speaking of which--can we start a McCarthy-stylie witchhunt on this board somehow?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ewiggy View Post
    pot - did you wear those shoes at the same time as your armband?
    I did not. In that spirit, as the winner will be expected to not overly abuse the shoes sense of purpose and place, here are some examples of outfits and activities the shoes might enjoy participating in:


    Playing guitar in the backyard.


    Posing for your Mom.


    Collecting kittens and loveseats with teddy bear heads for your dorm room.


    Doing LSD in the bathroom.


    Being the singer in a rock and roll band.


    Wondering how you got where you are today.

    Please keep all this in mind when considering adoption.
    Last edited by PotVsKtl; 06-14-2007 at 10:16 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post

    Being the singer in a rock and roll band.
    You were in a band with John Mayer!?!!?!?!!!?!!?!?!!?????????

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    Quote Originally Posted by keriann View Post
    You were in a band with John Mayer!?!!?!?!!!?!!?!?!!?????????
    John is my boy. I wish him all the best in life and love.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post

    Collecting kittens and loveseats with teddy bear heads for your dorm room.
    Motherfucking snaps I spy Arthur in the background! Only existing picture and I didn't even know all these years. Arthur and his bitch went on to pop out something ridiculous like 23 babies which I eventually had to trade back to the pet store for more rat food. Thanks PotVsKtl, you've done me a great service.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post


    Being the singer in a rock and roll band.
    i can do this one! here's my band...



    im the one with the guitar!!!! please if you give me them shoes i will wear them every performance and I'll even dedicate a song or two in you honor...

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    bake a cake...


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    Shut up.


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    This is the equivalent of musical water boarding.

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    Default Re: The Official Win Pot's Old Shoes Thread

    I am a size ten [10].

    I will wear them to a fight.

    Photographic proof would be provided.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeltaSigChi4 View Post
    I am a size ten [10].

    I will wear them to a fight.

    Photographic proof would be provided.

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    I am a size eleven. I will fight Delta for them and all board members can come watch

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    the only place i wanna see you wear those shows, edwin, is on the battle field.

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    I'd totally wear those shoes if they were size 12 1/2 and if I was white.

    Asians, Blacks, and Hispanics couldn't rock those kickz'

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