DONKEYS!

[J~$$$]

I <3 hells kitchen.

[noisemachine]

top chef > hell's kitchen

[J~$$$]

fuck you ho. This is hells kitchen thread, not a noisevag's opinion thread.

[noisemachine]

fuck you ho. This is hells kitchen thread, not a noisevag's opinion thread.

So why don't you constructively counter my opinion and tell us what is so special about hell's kitchen rather than calling me a "ho"?

[J~$$$]

I dont have to justify shit to you. Go start a "top chef" thread and stop ho'n up this thread.

[noisemachine]

But my post was just as much about hell's kitchen as it was top chef. Just sayin.

[J~$$$]

gold star.

[noisemachine]

I accept your apology.

[captncrzy]

Top Chef has that annoying girl. "Please pack your knives and go". She sounds retarded.

Hells Kitchen has Gordon Ramsey. "Hello, no FUCKING bones in the fish please!"

[full on idle]

I <3 HELL'S KITCHEN TOO IS IT ON TV AGAIN? WHAT DAY?

[full on idle]

BLOODY RISOTTO!!!!!!!!

[captncrzy]

It's on right now.

[full on idle]

oh too late for me to find a tv.

[Wheres the beef?]

3 minutes until new HK!

Shut your fucking mouth and get on your fucking station!

[captncrzy]

It's over here.

i WOULDN'T SERVE THIS TO A FUCKING PIG!!!! FUCKING GET OUT!!!!!

[full on idle]

How's this year's crop looking?

That sweating dude last year was repulsive.

[captncrzy]

There's a heavy Asian guy that cries all the time.

It's pretty classic.

[Wheres the beef?]

There's a heavy Asian guy that cries all the time.

It's pretty classic.

Yeah dude WTF!?!

[Wheres the beef?]

I am officially calling it right now. I think the winner is going to be the black chick that works at the waffle house. Or that black guy. I think his name is Rock. He hasnt gotten much exposure. I think he is a dark horse (no pun intended) and could take it all.

[captncrzy]

I agree with you on that guy. I think Waffle House is going to implode. I think most of those girls are retarded.

I also think Crying Man is going to be around for awhile, simply for the humor.

[J~$$$]

That chinaman is a fookin poontang.

[SojuGorae]

It's Asian, not Chinaman, fucko.

But if he's actually Chinese, then my bad.

Anyway, too bad this show conflicts with Big Love. That fat guy is fucking hilarious.

[PotVsKtl]

Thanks assholes, I don't have cable specifically so I can make it two years without learning about a new reality show and now I'm downloading this thing. These people better be dangerously incompetent spastics slicing each others faces and so forth.

[J~$$$]

It's Asian, not Chinaman, fucko.

But if he's actually Chinese, then my bad.

Anyway, too bad this show conflicts with Big Love. That fat guy is fucking hilarious.

Its honkey to you bitch. Chef Ramsey does discriminate.


There is a cracka that has some serious arnold shit goin' on too this season.

[captncrzy]

I actually think he IS Chinese. He said at one point all he can cook is Chinese food.

[noisemachine]

I will admit I do enjoy this show, but only to watch Chef Ramsey bitch at people. The narration during the show is annoying though. Also, theres nothing interesting about it from a culinary point of view, which is why I enjoy Top Chef more.

[TomAz]

[noisemachine]

horray for iron chef!

[Wheres the beef?]

I am officially calling it right now. I think the winner is going to be the black chick that works at the waffle house. Or that black guy. I think his name is Rock. He hasnt gotten much exposure. I think he is a dark horse (no pun intended) and could take it all.

Seeing as my boy Rock is the finals I think its good time to quote myself here and say "I fucking called it, bitch!"

[captncrzy]

And I agreed with you!!!