The OFFICAL Someone Is Drunk Interview Thread

[TomAz]

Tom, if you could only wear ladies' undergarments for the rest of your life, what type would you choose? Commando is not an option.

now see this is quality.

I think a camisole (sp?) would be perfect. It would feel so silky smooth on my full bodied figure.

[miscorrections]

but a girdle could smooth unseemly bulges.

[Hannahrain]

That spelling is correct, Tom.

If you had to pick a feminine name to go along with your new camisole, what would it be? Would you go matronly like Gert, sexy like Lola, or sensible like Beth?

[J~$$$]

Tom is a dirty lady.

[J~$$$]

Tom what was the most unethical thing you have ever done? Do you horde office supplies? Have you ever turned out the new administrative assistant? Embezzlement?

[TomAz]

not matronly.

and while you may find Lola sexy, I do not.

I have always liked the name Katrina, too bad that hurricane ruined it.

My mother's given name was Ervilla. Have you ever heard that name before? of course not. because it's a ridiculous name. she hated it. She had an aunt named Ervilla, and I guess it went back generations before that. She told me if I named a daughter Ervilla she would never forgive me. you know what she went by? Bunny. yes. she was an adult called Bunny. because her parents named her Ervilla.

I don't know what name to choose for myself. I suspect a trap. This will be used against me in some ridiculous photoshop of me running in a camisole. i will have no truck with that.

[TomAz]

Tom what was the most unethical thing you have ever done? Do you horde office supplies? Have you ever turned out the new administrative assistant? Embezzlement?

ha. give me a second while I think up a plausible lie.

[TomAz]

but a girdle could smooth unseemly bulges.

honey, i have bulges, but they are not unseemly.

[Hannahrain]

Post us your very favorite YouTube please.

[RotationSlimWang]

Question The Fifth: But in order to not be rape, the victim would have to be capable of giving consent. Do you really consider Pete as being mentally capable of giving consent, putting aside the fact that he's a minor? What would you say the odds are that Pete would spend the duration of his rape utterly confused by the dick in his ass, grunting "huh" and "i'm confused?"

[luckyface]

Post us your very favorite YouTube please.

Ooh, I really hope it's dramatic chipmunk. I haven't seen that referenced in 3 hours or so.

[miscorrections]

honey, i have bulges, but they are not unseemly.

Tom,

Just supposing you were drunk, and someone mentioned bulges in a completely innocent way, and you took that opportunity to plum the lowest depths, would you be a little bit embarrassed when you looked back on it the next morning? Or would you giggle?

[RotationSlimWang]

Question The Sixth: Suppose you got the wifey pregnant again and you somehow knew in advance that it was going to be me, but didn't find out until the third trimester. How would you go about having it illegally aborted? Suppose your wife didn't consent?

[Hannahrain]

Corinna, we don't need to keep bringing up Tom's seemly bulges.

[TomAz]

Post us your very favorite YouTube please.

It would be Charlie the unicorn, which we've all seen too many times. It still makes me laugh. my 15 year old showed it to me, that's how I first saw it. now we all talk to the dog (Josie) in that same stupid voice.

anything else would probably be a monty python sketch

[RotationSlimWang]

Question The Seventh: If your unseemly bulge was a kind of pie, what kind would it be? Explain your answer.

[TomAz]

Tom,

Just supposing you were drunk, and someone mentioned bulges in a completely innocent way, and you took that opportunity to plum the lowest depths, would you be a little bit embarrassed when you looked back on it the next morning? Or would you giggle?

depends.



get it? depends. haha ugh. someone get me another guinness.

[miscorrections]

i never said they were seemly. attribute that to tom, please.

[TomAz]

Question The Fifth: But in order to not be rape, the victim would have to be capable of giving consent. Do you really consider Pete as being mentally capable of giving consent, putting aside the fact that he's a minor? What would you say the odds are that Pete would spend the duration of his rape utterly confused by the dick in his ass, grunting "huh" and "i'm confused?"

good point.

but randall you would do well to pare your posts down by half. you're too verbose, it smothers your wit.

[Hannahrain]

You and your wife are walking at night in a strange city. A man with an axe runs out of a dark alley and stops in front of you. He tells you that he will either chop off BOTH of your arms or one of your wife's arms, and you have to pick.

What do you pick? No running away.

[TomAz]

Question The Sixth: Suppose you got the wifey pregnant again and you somehow knew in advance that it was going to be me, but didn't find out until the third trimester. How would you go about having it illegally aborted? Suppose your wife didn't consent?

vasectomy. December, 1995. three days before christmas.

I wouldn't abort you. We'd have a "fishing accident" when you were 5.

[RotationSlimWang]

Question The Eighth: What IS the name of that book on logic and/or philosophy you wrote?

[TomAz]

Question The Seventh: If your unseemly bulge was a kind of pie, what kind would it be? Explain your answer.

did you ever dissect anything in high school biology? fat cells are yellow. lemon cream.

[J~$$$]

hahahahahahaha "fishing accident" LOL!

[TomAz]

You and your wife are walking at night in a strange city. A man with an axe runs out of a dark alley and stops in front of you. He tells you that he will either chop off BOTH of your arms or one of your wife's arms, and you have to pick.

What do you pick? No running away.

you know if you people asked better questions you'd get interesting information. this question has no legitimate answer. I choose both my arms so that you can call me a liar.

[RotationSlimWang]

Fat cells? I thought we were talking about TomAzcock. I should hope that's muscle, my learned friend.

Side question: ever watch the British show "Rumpole?" You'd really love it.

Next question percolating...

[TomAz]

Question The Eighth: What IS the name of that book on logic and/or philosophy you wrote?

Quod Erat Demonstrandum

did you know you have to wait 15 seconds between posts?

[Hannahrain]

you know if you people asked better questions you'd get interesting information. this question has no legitimate answer. I choose both my arms so that you can call me a liar.

Jeez. You're like a little kid who yells "feed me!!!" and then refuses to eat.

[miscorrections]

Tom,

What would you consider a better question?

[TomAz]

Fat cells? I thought we were talking about TomAzcock. I should hope that's muscle, my learned friend.

Side question: ever watch the British show "Rumpole?" You'd really love it.

Next question percolating...

muscle? um. yes that's it.

Rumpole of the Bailey. heard of it, never watched it.