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    It's supposed to be Kimery, where is the bitch already? Sorry about the "bitch," Kimery. Now somebody get their sloppy ass in here and answer some motherfucking questions.

    Question The First: How have you managed to get drunk enough to volunteer for this so early in the day? Actually, what fucking time zone are you in? Either way, what did you drink and how much?

    Question The Second: To allow a little bit of comparison to the accompanying Ronnie thread I shall repeat one of the questions--what race or ethnic group do you find yourself annoyed by most frequently and why?

    Question The Third: If you HAD to commit a genocide but were given the option of using any criteria you can think of for the group of people who would be exterminated, what would it be? And remember this can be anything, not just religion or color or any of that shit, but tastes in art, style of dress, whatever.
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    Default Re: The OFFICAL Bug Is Drunk Interview Thread

    Can you change the title of the post? I thought that was an option.

    And am I allowed to ask questions?

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    I don't know how to change thread titles, and, um... I dunno, are your questions going to suck? If so, then no. If not, then sure. But first we need a response period.
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    you can...just edit your first post and go to advanced. towards the top you'll see "thread name" and you can change it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    It's supposed to be Kimery, where is the bitch already? Sorry about the "bitch," Kimery. Now somebody get their sloppy ass in here and answer some motherfucking questions.

    Question The First: How have you managed to get drunk enough to volunteer for this so early in the day? Actually, what fucking time zone are you in? Either way, what did you drink and how much?

    its called a lunch break. when you have a real job they sometimes allow you a half hour or hour for lunch.
    i took advantage of that shit.

    Question The Second: To allow a little bit of comparison to the accompanying Ronnie thread I shall repeat one of the questions--what race or ethnic group do you find yourself annoyed by most frequently and why?

    damn. im 1/2 mexican and those mf's and asians bug the fuck out of me. call me racist, but them (including my mother) drive so effin slow i want to shoot myself. but only driving wise. i love them any other way.

    Question The Third: If you HAD to commit a genocide but were given the option of using any criteria you can think of for the group of people who would be exterminated, what would it be? And remember this can be anything, not just religion or color or any of that shit, but tastes in art, style of dress, whatever.
    ummm... if you caught be before friday i would have said to get rid of the bros. but friday night i met the coolest bro EVER. i couldnt look at him when we were talking but i respect that fool.
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    fucking BITER

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    I'm not sure what question that was an answer to, nor how it was an answer.

    Randy is being boggled by the board today.
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    Can I post here if I'm coming down on shrooms? (for future reference)
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Sure, who gives a fuck, just answer questions.
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    i tried x for the first time on friday.













    i kinda loved it.
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    Kinda?

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    If none of you ho's are going to actually answer the questions, I'm going to have to ask you to move it to another thread. Feel free to chat it up but don't just dismiss the itinerary.
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    I almost wish I were drunk so I could have a go at these questions. Hah.
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    All right already . . .

    1. Having a drink, but not drunk and not planning on going there. It's a Monday with a long week ahead.

    2. I know you're gonna dump on me for this, but I can not make such a distinction. There are people from all races and cultures that truly bug the fuck out of me for vastly different reasons.

    3. If I must, I'd separate out all my friends, family, and the people whom I think are cool and kill everyone else. Start fresh with a group that meets my approval.

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    Ugh. Non-responsive, Algunz. You answered every question while missing the desired point of every question. Attempting this with women was a mistake.
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    As well as a predictable response on your part.

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    ha. i see this didnt get very far.
    and i guess i answered the questions within the quote. but im not drunk anymore so forget about it.
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    interview me now.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Holy shit... um, um... I'm too excited to think... gimme fifteen seconds.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Question The First: (I'm assuming you're married, right?) Which woman in your past would you say you have the highest frequency of occasional drunken or just sentimental daydreams about having possibly spent your life with instead of your wife and why?
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    right.

    ummm. Lynn. I think that was her name.

    next?
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Question The Second: This came up earlier in this very same thread I believe and no one ever stepped up to the plate, but as long as I have you on this rare occasion I'm going to try and see if you--a man of wisdom and balls--will attempt an answer.

    If you had to commit a genocide based on a specific set of criteria--meaning all the people on Earth (or just in America, or just white people, or just women or men, whatever) who shared this trait would be exterminated (feel free to imagine there were no death camps or anything, they all just go POOF and that's it)... what would the criteria be?

    We're thinking for the betterment of the world in its entirety in theory, but simple spite works too.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    You couldn't elaborate more about Lynn? C'mon, you're drunk, reminiscing should be fun.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    I would obliterate anyone named Randy.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Question The Third: What inspired you to volunteer for this thread given your open disdain for the deceased LGM (whose shoes I'm humbly trying to fill) in the first place?
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    You couldn't elaborate more about Lynn? C'mon, you're drunk, reminiscing should be fun.
    that was nearly 25 years ago. i can't separate fact from fiction. she was tall and had red hair and we dated for a couple months is all. it was one of those, lots of electricty but definitely totally wrong for each other deals.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Question The Third: What inspired you to volunteer for this thread given your open disdain for the deceased LGM (whose shoes I'm humbly trying to fill) in the first place?
    I like the idea of this thread.

    Your questions are boring, they are making me sober.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Cute answer for 2, don't understand why everyone dodges that question, though.

    Well, it would have been more interesting when LGM was still around. Such a loss...

    Question The Fourth: On a scale of 1-10 in inches, how much would you like Pete to be raped with?
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Tom, if you could only wear ladies' undergarments for the rest of your life, what type would you choose? Commando is not an option.

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    You have to expect flippant answers from a drunk.

    It is impossible to rape Pete. Rape implies an unwilling participant.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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