Im never drinking again thread

[Beef Jerky]

Oh yum that looks so tasty.

[thelastgreatman]

Seriously?

Both those plates look like Asiatic miscarriage soup to me. Did China decide to start turning their female babies into noodle bowls instead of just dashing their brains or what?

[Mr.Nipples]

reminds me more of the scene from alien when they knock the androids head off and he starts spewing milk and noodles and shit everywhere...

[TomAz]

Seriously?

Both those plates look like Asiatic miscarriage soup to me. Did China decide to start turning their female babies into noodle bowls instead of just dashing their brains or what?

Randy, I have detected a pattern with you. You have your stupid days, and you have your not-quite-stupid days. I don't know if it has to do with your self-medication or what, but on your good days you're readable. on your bad days, though, you spout more shit than a trailer park meth addict.

Today, it would seem, is a bad day for you.

[Mark Smith]

clean up on aisle vomit

[thelastgreatman]

Randy, I have detected a pattern with you. You have your stupid days, and you have your not-quite-stupid days. I don't know if it has to do with your self-medication or what, but on your good days you're readable. on your bad days, though, you spout more shit than a trailer park meth addict.

Today, it would seem, is a bad day for you.

What is it that you find particularly stupid about that one, Tom? Just curious. That shit DOES look gross. And it IS a known practice in China that sometimes female babies get the axe after they've come out.

What is your beef, sir?

[phoenixsky]

Fuck you, tequila. I hate you.

I'm never drinking again.

[denies the day]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Let's go. Let's GOOOO!!!"

Drunk bitch...

[bmack86]

I'm drinking yet again. It'll be Taproom No. 21 Pale Ale and Whiskey Sours tonight.

[Caitlin]

I'll never give up drinking, at least not forever. Tonight is vodka and grape juice. Its a bit strong, I put three double shots in and probably should have kept it at two. Oh well.

[miscorrections]

oh yuck, that sounds terrible. i'm just doing tequila shots.

[mountmccabe]

I'm drinking yet again. It'll be Taproom No. 21 Pale Ale and Whiskey Sours tonight.

Wrong thread then Bryan. Unless you're trying to mock those that've pledged to give up the drinking. Hmm.

I am drinking a FireStation5 Fire Boat Amber. Not entirely special but good enough.

[Caitlin]

oh yuck, that sounds terrible. i'm just doing tequila shots.

I was counting on having cranberry juice in the fridge but my dad has let me down tremendously. It was either grape juice or sobe.

[miscorrections]

i am sorry. it's too bad you don't have some redbull.

[Caitlin]

i am sorry. it's too bad you don't have some redbull.

Damnit. I should bought Jager and Red Bull! What was I thinking!?

[bmack86]

Wrong thread then Bryan. Unless you're trying to mock those that've pledged to give up the drinking. Hmm.

I am drinking a FireStation5 Fire Boat Amber. Not entirely special but good enough.

I didn't think about it as mocking, but i suppose it is. I drink, therefore I am, or something like that.

[Caitlin]

I drink, therefore I am...I love that.

[miscorrections]

Damnit. I should bought Jager and Red Bull! What was I thinking!?

jager is the worst thing ever invented. although with redbull it isn't so shitty.

[Caitlin]

jager is the worst thing ever invented. although with redbull it isn't so shitty.

I agree. I can only handle it with red bull or in a surfer on acid. Ever heard of that shot? Malibu rum, Jager and Pineapple juice - its delicious.

[miscorrections]

oh man malibu is like suntan lotion. it's terrible.

although we have some in the freezer. also some kahlua and some amaretto, and i'm really not sure where any of those came from because we don't drink them.

[Caitlin]

Ahh, I was debating buying Kahlua tonight so I could mix up some white russians, but we're low on milk.

[bmack86]

The guys i'm living with don't have an ice tray. How can i make warm Whiskey sours? How, i say!

[miscorrections]

why don't you buy an ice cube tray, then? it's like a dollar at target.

[bmack86]

I should, but that's quite a ways away and i just realized this now. The conundrums that life presents.

[Caitlin]

I hate whiskey. I really hate all dark liquor actually, except for Captain Morgan Tattoo.

[miscorrections]

hmm. you could fill shotglasses with water and freeze it and then knock the ice out and you'd have kind of large ice cubes.

[miscorrections]

I hate whiskey. I really hate all dark liquor actually, except for Captain Morgan Tattoo.

i hate captain mo. i like tattoos. i'm not sure what that means for captain mo tattoo.

[Caitlin]

hmm. you could fill shotglasses with water and freeze it and then knock the ice out and you'd have kind of large ice cubes.

We have quite the smart cookie on board! That sounds like a good idea.

[bmack86]

That's not a bad idea at all.
I'd just be worried that the ice expanding might break the shot glass.

[mountmccabe]

I'd be worried about not being able to get the ice out of the shot glass too.