The OFFICAL [sic] Ronnie Is Drunk Interview Thread

[thelastgreatman]

Hello Ronnie. I understand that you are drunk at the moment. Would you mind answering a few questions?

[caco0283]

sure...first of all i wont fuck you in the ass...i know it might feel like a girl but you are a douche and a douche always feels like douche that should be douching

[caco0283]

LGM im going to get another drink and smoke a cigarette...ill be ready by then....lets do this shit before i go to the bar

[DeltaSigChi4]

Why are you trying to have anal sex with LGM?

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[PineapplePete]

why aren't we trying to have anal sex with LGM!?!?!?

[Mr.Nipples]

i thought yablo was the only sanctioned to cover such events...

[PineapplePete]

...

[caco0283]

eww

[Mr.Nipples]

please dont use that ever again...

[caco0283]

fuck you and your mother

[Mr.Nipples]

moms at bingo!...

[PineapplePete]

whatd i do?

[caco0283]

i think i offended LGM by calling him a douche...you arent a docuhe you are a MASTER DOCHE....now put your damn questions up im leaving for the bar

[DeltaSigChi4]

Maybe you should stop drinking, caca.

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[caco0283]

its only 11pm....its too early.....i have shit to settle

[thelastgreatman]

Sorry motherfuckers, I had company.

Alright Ronnie, first question, none of this pussy shit: what race do you find yourself annoyed by most frequently?

[caco0283]

dude im not answering this cos im no longer drunk

[J~$$$]

c'mon release the anger.....OLD CACO! OLD CACO! I miss you puttin' whitey in his place.

[caco0283]

my head hurts

[TomAz]

this thread is not as good as the other caco is drunk thread.

[J~$$$]

I bet. Have a red beer, you will feel like a champ and be ready to go again.

[thelastgreatman]

Ronnie's drunk again, now it's on like Donkey Kong, mofuckas.

[caco0283]

Sorry motherfuckers, I had company.

Alright Ronnie, first question, none of this pussy shit: what race do you find yourself annoyed by most frequently?

randy well to start off i know this wont make sense...and it will have tons of typos but thats usual for me Pot might say but this is me in a differnet time of life.....so bare with me have a drink and enjoy

i mostly hate hispanic people....sure i understand that im brown myself but COME THE FUCK ON YOU BROWN MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! Come here legal (my dad did) get a real job....LEARN FUCKING ENGLISH...i hate going to overtown in Miami and feeling like im in Cuba.....fuck that shit IM IN AMERICA MOTHERCUKING CUBANS!!!! everyone bitches about imigration....well maybe if your ass got here legal you wouldnt be sent the fuck back.....everyone talks about the jobs that "my people" take that white people wont.....well that brings me to white people.....GET YOUR ASS OFF OF I-95 AND GET A FUCKING JOB!!!!!!! Quit being a lazy piece of shit...you had a chance of being somebody and you still do....i know to many crackheads that become somebody after being homeless....you fuck ass can do the same...AND NO ITS NOT CUTE TO HAVE A SIGN SAYING "Why lie i need a beer" mother fucker i would hit you if my car was worth more than you fucking existance


my negros listen here....SLAVERY WAS A LONG TIME AGO GET THE FUCK OVER IT.....tell me when was the last time you were in africa you "AFRICAN AMERICAN" tell me who was the last person in your family born in africa you "AFRICAN AMERICAN"

[thelastgreatman]

See, this already rules. We're getting to the heart of some shit now.

Question No. 2: What chick on the board would you like to "give the message" to most? Just the first thought that pops into your head, no editing, no faggotry caring about hurt feelings. We're talking 5 am, drunk, coked up, which of these ladies you want to be alone in the room with?

[caco0283]

motherfucker as drunk as i am im not going to cockblock myself

next question

[thelastgreatman]

Hahaha, alright fine, but PM me the answer.

Revised Question Number Two: What do you really want to end up doing in the world of film? Ideal job scenario. And name the one movie you wished you could have made.

We'll be a little bit tamer for a second, I guess.

[caco0283]

i want to make a little film called dayton and make my bestfriend happy by seeing the film he directed on the big screen...as i say that hes going to hate my next answer...for the moment the one film i wish i could of made would be Chicago

[fatbastard]

Ummm hmmm.

[thelastgreatman]

The latter half of that answer had better be intentionally funny. And Gabe, I'd be interested in hearing how similar mine and Ronnie's notes were.

Question Number The Third: What's the worst you've ever hurt a man or woman? Physically speaking, not emotional hurt.

[caco0283]

Well as much as I hate to admit this but (especially here cos i know half the people wont believe it and the ones that do are the ones i know in real life) I've shot two people in my life....they have survived but that is the worst i can think of