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    An even better question would be, "How did Brokendoll get to 1196 posts without getting banned???" Actually, my job is seasonal,providing me the summer months off. The choice between hanging outside in the 115* heat, or dealing with the heat on this board while sitting in the AC pretty much got me to where I am in posts. DAFT PUNK started it though, I swear!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    I dont think thats a better question. You usually dont post anything offensive and your comebacks are fucking retarded. Quit acting like your some sort of rebellious board outlaw that is on the verge of being banned. Your posts are fucking stupid, and stupid posts will not get you banned.
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    And who made you moderator?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    BROKENDOLL will you stop spreading throughout the threads on this message board like a fucking virus please?

    Every other thread is about you posting here. Fucking shit.
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    Since when is bartending seasonal?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ill_Eagle View Post
    BROKENDOLL will you stop spreading throughout the threads on this message board like a fucking virus please?

    Every other thread is about you posting here. Fucking shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    Since when is bartending seasonal?
    Since I work at a private country club that closes down for the summer months. That leaves me with time to get drunk and post on this board, silly...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Since I work at a private country club that closes down for the summer months. That leaves me with time to get drunk and post on this board, silly...
    You're allowed out in public?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    You're allowed out in public?
    Of course I am, which is why I must wonder why everybody who hides behind the internet here can so easily pass judgement about me without really knowing me.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Your a 40-something year old meth addict with a dried up vagina that looks like a 70-something year old meth addict with a dried up vagina, what else is there to know?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kreutz2112 View Post
    Your a 40-something year old meth addict with a dried up vagina that looks like a 70-something year old meth addict with a dried vagina, what else is there to know?
    Now that is a vagina FACE.
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    That was a good joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kreutz2112 View Post
    Your a 40-something year old meth addict with a dried up vagina that looks like a 70-something year old meth addict with a dried up vagina, what else is there to know?
    So long, Tessa and Pot.
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    The childless 20-something year olds on the board who find a 50 something year old man fucking teenage prostitutes distasteful will probably change the hum of their tune once they produce babies, definitely. That's the missing link.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kreutz2112 View Post
    Your a 40-something year old meth addict with a dried up vagina that looks like a 70-something year old meth addict with a dried up vagina, what else is there to know?
    Those who think they know everything...Don't. Those that think they are everything...aren't. And those that feel a need to put another person down without really knowing them...do so because that's their way of feeling better about who they really are....Pathetic.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Here's your best bet: shut up. go away.

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    imm feelin it;.

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    Quote Originally Posted by full on idle View Post
    Here's your best bet: shut up. go away.
    K.M.A.F.O.I....
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    what else is new. Rue is fucked up.
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    Wortheless search function. THe only way I found you, thread, was to look for threads started by caco. Thats how I found you. Mixed in with all the other threads. Whoring around with other caco related threads. I didnt find you with a search. No Nonono that would have been too easy. Dammit when I want to post in you, you better be ready, at all hours of the night. Dammit.

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    Dude, you just failed to search for "offical." Don't blame the thread.
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    Indeed. I did forget "official".

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    I must be getting fucked up, SNL has actually gotten a couple chuckles out of me tonight.


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    I woke up this morning and I had this thread open. I don't remember doing that last night. I think I was attempting to post but then passed out.
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    That's one of the first signs of message board alcoholism.
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    Here I am drunk again. Thank you Fullerton.
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    I am completely sober.

    ...feeling like a rebel tonight.
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    just got home... drank too much at them damn oscar parties!!!!

    GO NCFOM!!!!

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    I'm eating McDonalds right now. That's worse than drunken del taco. I fear I may have a drinking problem.
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    There's nothing wrong with what you're drinking. There's just something wrong with what you're eating.

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    i was surprised to see i posted on here... i saw the little arrow thing on the thread and assumed i posted here a while back... damn, i must have really been drunk last night...

    go coachella forum!

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