The OFFICAL I'm drunk thread

[thom cobain]

Is my birthday. Am drunk. Fuck.

[TallGuyCM]

While here, I should state that I am as well. Will prob be checking in late tomorrow night, too.

[eskamo951]

HI!!!! Tonight was fun! So many cops out, though! I hate how they act like there's a war going on just because the college kids (who make up HALF the town's population) like to party on Halloween weekend. WTF? It's been a college town for over 100 years, let us party! You knew this when you decided to live here!

[Kyliediscope]

Holy shit.

[FoxeyLady]

Woke up literally SOAKING in my own sweat. Ugh. Can't go back to sleep. I shouldn't have stopped smoking weed...

EDIT: Woops, for some reason I thought this was the Insomnia Thread...

[kronz420]

[SoulDischarge]

So so wasted last night. Good god. I'm surprised I made it home.

[FoxeyLady]

Man I never drink anymore, so when I do I get reallllly wasted. duosaybuobyf.

[boarderwoozel3]

BOOM

[heart cooks brain]

BOOM

lol. nice sig too

[TallGuyCM]

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[eskamo951]

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

HIIIIIIIIIII

[Kyliediscope]

I think this is the first time I've been in you. This is why I stick to one beer.

[Kyliediscope]

Also, shit is boring drunk at 3:24. I want some entertainment.

[thefrush]

I should have been king of this thread last night.

[MissingPerson]

For some reason, tonight ended up in a conversation about the funniest Will Oldham related thing we could think of.

I said Williamsburg Will Oldham Horror -



- which to be fair, is a good suggestion, IMHO.

But it simply wasn't true; the funniest Will Oldham related thing I can think of was actually this:



I just knew that there was no hope of ever being able to explain it, and I was ashamed.

I'm sorry, internet. I didn't mean to spurn you so.

[SDsoldier7]

my friend from 4th grade is soooooo pissed at me for hollerin at his older sister


LOL!

[TallGuyCM]

Gettin' there.

[sbessiso]

I'm pretty much too drunk to function, yet here I am. So anything posted in the next few hours is excused, or not, I don't give a fuck. I have to work tomorrow which is going to be several layers of hell simultaneously, but hey, at least I'm not Tessa's level of drunken incoherence. Although I do have the desire to suck an obscene amount of anonymous cock, which most of you probably doesn't feel when you get wasted, which, all in all, I feel is your shortcoming, as jizz is quite soothing on your esophagus after a night of debauchery. At least I made out with some dude who invited me to a goat roast tomorrow night. Viva Logan Square.

I second this. Its also pretty great the other way around too

[Stickjohn]

goat roast?

[MissingPerson]

Turns out I'd been searching for the "Drubk thread".

[thefrush]

I see I've foud the rifht place abotu an hour latet rhan i meant to. A nice bottle of mer,ot and a bottle of chilean cab tonight. goodbye. tasted good.

[sbessiso]

Hi

its been awhile

[FoxeyLady]

yuuuuup. still hammered.

[TeamCoachellaHellYeah]

sup thread.

[Pixiessp]

Cheers!

[kronz420]

I think this is the first time I've been in you. This is why I stick to one beer.

Best sig ever!

[guedita]

Tonight I sang along to the lyrics of "Does He Love You" by Reba McEntire and Linda Davis (a song I picked on the jukebox) across the bar with a random older drunk stranger lady

boom
texas

[digitaldragon03]

Hello.

[Pixiessp]

YES!!