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    Gay is gay.
    I'm more than gay. I'm gayliscious. And I don't even drink.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    I'm more than gay. I'm gayliscious. And I don't even drink.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Im covering one eye just to type in this thread....its almost like im just checking in...for shits n giggles. LoLzZzZz
    I am going to get so blown to Cypress Hill while they play.

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    Is there a "I'm Hungover" thread?
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    there's no need for one.
    I am going to get so blown to Cypress Hill while they play.

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    That would be a lame thread
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    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


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    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    this is the drunk thread my friends....i dont know what is going on in this thread and everyone is sober....not cool....you are supposed to be drunk and post confusing shit
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    I am not quite drunk, but I am on my way.

    Broken, you should start a drink recipe thread.
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    Randy needs a recipe.
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    This recipe was brought to you compliments of The Brokendoll...
    With your blessing of course, Caco, but would a drink recipe here n' there be in violation of your thread rules, or may I post these recipes with the intent on helping others reach your said goal in order to continue on posting in this thread?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Was that confusing enough for all of you? (Bit of a hangover here, myself...Sorry...)
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonofhal View Post
    Is there a "I'm Hungover" thread?
    http://coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10269
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
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    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
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    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Friends it is wednesday night.....and if you havent noticed i usally get really wasted on wednesday nights

    wednesday nights here in florida has become my tuesday nights in Bar Celona (for those of you that remember the beautiful place that caused my blockings and trouble for me) the only difference is this: wednesday is full of white people instead of brown people.....nobody salsa dances they just sing the cover songs....and not as many hot women....but enough to cause trouble with in my single life....ill try to get to bed at a decent hour to give you a funny post
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    sorry for not having a drunk post.....i ended up in key west and had to walk home/cab it.....now im in west virgina with some friends....out of nowhere in our drunken madness we decided it would be fun to hit up DC
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    Are you marching to DC?

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    no i am not marching to dc....we are driving....but it would be a good time to start the single caco march
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    The ladies have no idea what is in store for them. DC or bust son.

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    I want many a storiez to tell my children about you caco. Make the DC trip legendary.

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    this trip wasnt planned very well but ill buy a disposable camera and document my trip
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    YES!

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    If the drunken madness continues on into DC, we shall await on pins and needles for the upcoming EPIC drunken post!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    if i remember just ill take a picture of the washington monument between my legs
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    There are too many blacks in DC for my taste.
    I like it. It's not my favorite shit in the world, but it's a smart, funny show.

    P.S. I'm gay

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    alright my negros we are back on the road.....we booked our room for tonight and well im not too sure what there is to do in DC but ill find something.....hopefully i dont get into too much trouble
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


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    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    There are too many blacks in DC for my taste.
    When Chris is on the board it gives me hope.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Ronnie - try the bars on P Street in Dupont Circle.
    I like it. It's not my favorite shit in the world, but it's a smart, funny show.

    P.S. I'm gay

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    Ronnie - try the crack hos at Lincoln Park.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrislasf View Post
    Ronnie - try the bars on P Street in Dupont Circle.
    will do chris

    as an update for those that care this is what happened....last night when my friends picked me up from my walk from key west we were like "what should we do now" It was almost four and we didn't want to go to any bars cos we are tired of hanging out with the coked up people. So this is what our conversation sort of went like

    me: hey i think there is a cool concert in DC tonight.
    friend 1: who
    me: i dont know but its DC there has to be a cool show.
    friend 2: i agree with Ronnie
    friend 1: lets go
    me: to DC it is
    friend 3: lets see if we can make it without a map
    everyone: yeahhhhhh


    so last time i left you guys i was leaving WV...well as we were driving i screamed "LIIIGGHHHHTBBUUULLLBBBBBB" so my friend pulled over to hear my great idea. I figured that going to DC tonight would be dumb cos we dont know our way around so it would be better for us to go to a college town and party like college students. So we rerouted to Morgantown where we are now at. Tomorrow morning Im going to go check out WVU. I like West Virgina, its very colonial
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    ello my friends.....its about 9am and im about to go to bed....we never checked into our appartment cos we ended up finding some nice people at WVU and crashed wit hthem...they thought it was cool the i traveled from Calirnia to Florida to meet with my friends and we traveld to flroida to West Virginia. See I still have my California License and well it was a good gimick to make our bullshitty trip sound more special. its been a drinkathon since we got here

    some of the people went to class....i might go sit in on one of the classes before we head to DC....i think i threw up sometime between 2am toabout 6am but im still a big dog....to them throwing up is a sign of greatness.....it means you are a great person for taking in all the allcheeehall. MWHAHAHHAHAH....im listening to JT and Beyouce OOOOOOHHHHHH OOHHH OHHH YEAHHHHHH everybody say OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH OHHHH OHHH OHHHH YEAH....yeah yeah yeah

    all i can really say right now is sir caco of pompano did not find a queen by the name of elizabeth to make sure she is not a virgin in the land of virgina in the west...but sir caco of pompano did knight a fair lady
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH OHHHH OHHH OHHHH YEAH"
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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