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    I was, misscorrections, but wouldn't you agree that a sneezegaurd would be a great feature when either Caco or J~$$$ post sometimes?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    I swear that I wont say another bad thing if its true. Are you retarded?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Ever try Three Olives Vodka? Pretty tasty stuff, my friend...Oh, and thanks...
    no i havent, actually saw that a few days ago, may have to try it brokendoll .. usually ole gray goose but it got old. canx**
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    Do try it...Tastes like a Dirty Martini...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Afew others are Chopin and Belvedere...And for a mouthwatering Bloody Mary, a must have is Absolut Peppar...Goodbye hangover from the dog that bit you! Ahh, and speaking of dogs...How's progress on "Fido" coming along
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J~$$$ View Post
    I swear that I wont say another bad thing if its true. Are you retarded?
    No, J~$$$, but most of your more intelligent, intellectual, and inventive people do come acrossed that way...I'll try and tone it down some for you...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Now, about those sneezeguards...I'm sure afew of us have been kickin' back here scanning over the posts in a rather laid back way as we're sipping on a drink, or eating a sandwich, whatever...When, lo n' behold, someone (Mostly Caco) has posted something absolutely hilarious, causing you to, well, to put it bluntly...Spew whatever had been in your mouth, all over your keyboard or screen...Am I wrong? Hence my idea and question about sneezeguards...What is so fucking retarded about that?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Am I the only one drunk here, dammit???
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    You should get some sleep.

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    It's 5pm...I'm older, but not the kind of old that goes to bed at 5 pm!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    It's 5pm...I'm older, but not the kind of old that goes to bed at 5 pm!
    well i am getting there lol .. i just had an apithny sp, i am/was watching ron paul talk, i have never said this before, i would vote for him against any dem but he is so far off, would never have a chance .. canx**
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    this is the drunk thread my friends....i dont know what is going on in this thread and everyone is sober....not cool....you are supposed to be drunk and post confusing shit
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    Ronald, I will do whatever the fuck I want when I want. Don't tell me where or in what state of mind to post.

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    I am not quite drunk, but I am on my way.

    Broken, you should start a drink recipe thread.

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    I've had eight beers and seven shots of 80 proof Patron orange liquer in the last six hours or so and I'm still completely level. This is fucking lame.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Randy needs a recipe.

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    im a bit sauced...
    looking to purchase:big brother skateboarding magazine back issues. travis bean tb1000s electric guitars.

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    Does that come with your beef supreme or your birth canal?

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    both...
    looking to purchase:big brother skateboarding magazine back issues. travis bean tb1000s electric guitars.

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    Spicy.

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    Another night working karaoke in which I get all my drinks for free. I didn't even bother driving to the bar because I knew there would be no way I would drive home.

    Free booze rules.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sydaud View Post

    Free booze rules.
    Boobz free rules more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Boobz free rules more.
    No such beast--all forms of woman have their price one way or another.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Bitter? Scorned? or Gay?

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    The first two always, gotta try harder on the third.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Gay is gay.

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    Free booze leads to freed boobs...most nights anyway.

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    Them is good nights.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Randy needs a recipe.
    Good afternoon...Looks like a few of you may need one...or, two of those Bloody Marys I mentioned yesterday~ Perhaps a drink recipe thread is in order, but until then...Get yourselves some Absolut Peppar Vodka...(Good shit Maynard.) 3oz.Absolut Peppar Vodka 5oz. Tomato Juice 2 dashes Worcestershire sause Dash or two of Tobasco (More if you like it hot) Celery Salt/Dash of Pepper Celery Stick/2 olives/Lemon or Lime Slice Run the lemon or lime around the edge of a tall glass and dip the rim in margarita salt.(Optional) Fill glass with ice and vodka first, thenTobasco and Worcestshire Sause. Add tomato juice,stir, then sprinkle the celery salt and pepper on top. Add your garnishes. Slowly suanter over to your favorite recliner or quiet place and make yourself comfy. Now sit back and sip while the medicinal properties take over...Enjoy!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    No such beast--all forms of woman have their price one way or another.
    This recipe was brought to you compliments of The Brokendoll...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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