The OFFICAL I'm drunk thread

[gaypalmsprings]

[fatbastard]

you ruin too easy.

Your right. I should be happy for others that are drunk.

[BoneDaddy]

dude, where do you work? Are you guys accepting applications?

I make cartooooons, and again find myself posting in this thread tonight. Can't tell you exactly where silly.

[marooko]

want some company?

[miscorrections]

i'm having gin bucks. they are delicious.

[marooko]

NEW NEW NEW, NEWCASTLE!!!

[thinnerair]

do you know how hard it is to find this thread when you really want to ? FUUUUCK!

[J~$$$]

omg Nando!!!!!!!



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[thinnerair]

come chat . ill chat your face off!

[J~$$$]

Im a gimp chating and ropes are my arch enemy.

[nothingman00]

My dick is chafed and I'm drunk as all good-loving saints fuck. I could be legally considered insane. I'm whiffed, like a whiffle ball that keeps spiinng and spinning, you know... I could recite the alphabet backwards in a heartbeat but if I took a breathalyzer, I'd register a .28 or so. I am nothingmans swollen liver.

[nothingman00]

I think I must have always been too drunk to notice there was a thread called "The I am Drunk Thread"... That's sweet/

[roberto73]

Riesling. It makes grading papers so much more entertaining.

[Hannahrain]

Hold please.


Edit. About halfway there.

[Hannahrain]

Ok. I'm singing along to Carly Simon. I'd say it's about that time.


Hi, drunk thread.

[gaypalmsprings]

[Hannahrain]

Basically.

[miscorrections]

i'll join you soon, hannah. except i'll be singing fergie instead of carly simon.

[clarky123]

I want to get drunk here again before coachella 08 - they let you walk around smokin and drinkin, nobody seems to care as long as you are losin at the tables.

[caco0283]

im still drunk and still havent been to bed since last night....we had our pre gator party and well the game starts in an hour and i have to watch it....plus i lost my phone

[Yablonowitz]

im still drunk and still havent been to bed since last night....we had our pre gator party and well the game starts in an hour and i have to watch it....plus i lost my phone

Ronnie - who are you without your phone?

[J~$$$]

check.

[Jenniehoo]

I've had a lot to drink tonight. I want to get up to 1000 posts by the end of the weekend. I think it can happen.

Don't shit on my dream, fuckfaces.

[clarky123]

It should be faster when your drunk. Live the dream!

[algunz]

Yup's did it again. Cheers!

[samiksha]

worst school teacher ever!

[algunz]

I knew I'd get recognized for something, someday! I'd like to thank my mother, and God ... (as music fades out)

[BROKENDOLL]

I knew I'd get recognized for something, someday! I'd like to thank my mother, and God ... (as music fades out)

I will remember you as fastest poster when drunk...

[goodgrl]

I ran out of what I was drinking- have some five month old coronas in the fridge.
I think corona tastes like dirt.
Does beer expire

[marooko]

i would have bumped this board after the fights on saturday night, but i was beyond fucked up. its the first time i lost my dinner in 3 years. id say it was fun but i dont remember.

apparently i passed out in my driveway and in the bathroom. i have an image in my brain of me laying on the concrete, but thats really all i can remember.

good times, good times.