The OFFICAL I'm drunk thread

[miscorrections]

hi kimery. what have you been up to lately?

[kimery08]

oh nothing really. quit the restaurant. going tyo the labor board on their asses. dont know if i should go back to school or get another job ot fund my traveling. im thingking wokr. whatev.

[marooko]

KIMERY!!!! could you have one for me please?

[kimery08]

i'll think about it. you beter watch your attitude.

attitude is my favorite word to write.

[marooko]

hey, i said please. the !! was just to get your attention.

where are you? state/city

[marooko]

so it begins...........

[Wheres the beef?]

speaking of which i need to get some burs

[Beef Jerky]

I had a rough day today. I need a drink or twelve.

[fatbastard]

What do you have in the house Beef?

[BoneDaddy]

I'll admit that I have a drinking problem. That is, my wife doesn't let me drink at home so much. Luckily we have a two keg system at work. Gotta stay late again honey....one is always Guinness, the other is up to the vote. Right now it's ESB red hook. Not too bad. Thank goodness I have cruise control, and that cops don't bat an eye at a prius.

[anti-square]

dude, where do you work? Are you guys accepting applications?

[DeltaSigChi4]

fuck you EDWIINNN...what the fuck did you win?? THE IM A FUCKING LOSER THAT RUINS BROWN PEOPLES RESPECTABLITIES IN AMERCIA BY HAVING TO SCALP TICKETS...YEAH MY NAME IS EDWIN AND I EDWIN AND IM A FUCKING DORK THAT CLAIMS IM FROM PUERTO RICO BY I MIGHT ACTUALLY JUST BE A SHITHEAD FROM NY (no offense nando i love you brothers) AWARD

E

[lowfront]

I'm all fucked up right now on gin and tonics and coke.


Fuckin ayyyy


cheers

[marooko]

im hammered

[marooko]

yeah, totally./

[Beef Jerky]

yep, officially

[Beef Jerky]

What do you have in the house Beef?

2 bottles of wine and I am OUT!

[marooko]

i have majers mark. yay. im drunk/

[clarky123]

I just woke up after drinking 12 double vodka with Red Bull and I feel fine albeit a bit wired!

[fatbastard]

Tired and wired.

[Beef Jerky]

I went to Vegas last night.

[miscorrections]

Tired and wired.

you ruin too easy.

[JelloPuddingChat]

I went to that bar in vegas and they didn't even have a real shot glass to give me with my car bomb that they never heard of. Such bullshit.

[clarky123]

Went to see The Go Team and The Streets yesterday afternoon drank so much Vodka and Red Bull again and had my fair share of lager. Its a holiday here today and I awoke at 7am feeling wired..and tired, and the high caffeine content won't allow me to go back to sleep.

[ewiggy]

i keep forgetting to try that rangpur gin. is it good?

[clarky123]

Tastes like Lime and will turn you into a maudlin crying wreck if you drink enough.....like all other gins.

[DeltaSigChi4]

Tourists: keep out of Vegas. We don't need or want you here clogging up our streets.

Sincerely,

E

[clarky123]

Leave it empty you mean?

[DeltaSigChi4]

With over a million residents, I'm fairly certain there are enough people here to keep the streets filled with motor vehicles. We just need you tourist scum coming and fucking up our shit.

Go to Mejico or something. Or better yet, stay in your pathetic towns.

E

[sonofhal]

With over a million residents, I'm fairly certain there are enough people here to keep the streets filled with motor vehicles. We just need you tourist scum coming and fucking up our shit.

Go to Mejico or something. Or better yet, stay in your pathetic towns.

E

So, what do a large percentage of those million residents do? Work in hotels, bars, restaurants etc? Serve tourists all day? No tourists = No Vegas.

E-Tard.