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    ok. thanks.
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    I dont care if im not forty, I'm going to join you guys anyways.


    I should be buzz tomorrow at craddlerobber place after Doug Stanhope.Ill post here if my phone isnt dead.
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    Im drunk on a roof.
    Pockets full of cheap beer
    and one...aaaaaaaaqaaa



    Ill finish this later
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    Did you fall off the roof?
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    Between the MLS cup and going out afterwords needless to say I am drunk right now and I am feeling great. Been a long ass time since I've done an all day drinking marathon. Yay being drunk
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    nothing like changing your roommate, especially when youre too drunk yourself.

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    YUUUUP.

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    Me too. I alnost punched my brother in the face tonight. Have u ever got the shivers from the fan but are too cold to get out drom other the blankets to turn it off?

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    I'm really bad right now.
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    I'm really bad right now.

    Granted, it's a little early, Creep, but what's "really bad?"
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    it's 2:00 in the afternoon...
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    I'm so hungover that I'm still drunk... Why did I come to work?
    Fuck you, tequila! You dirty bastard...
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    I woke up slurring away and then ordered a 32oz vodka red bill. This is my third one. Really bad. I may hang out in this thread today
    Fuck your 2pm. It's 12m40 here
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    I miss the camaraderie of drinking but not the other side affects. Cheers to all I'll be there in spirit ..... cr****
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    I woke up slurring away and then ordered a 32oz vodka red bill. This is my third one. Really bad. I may hang out in this thread today
    Fuck your 2pm. It's 12m40 here
    BTW, why are you wasting good or bad vodka with Red bull cr****
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    Brunch was fantastic and started with some sort of cocktail that had plum brandy and a pile of other things and now I am home. I am making chili later; it will have Bourbon. Maybe I will drink some Bourbon. Or maybe some Sweet Action. I love cream ales.
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    So before last night, I hadn't been drunk since my last birthday which was several months ago. A bottle and a half of vodka later, I threw up because some girl decided she wanted to try to pick up out of my seat (and because I drank a bottle and a half of vodka). However, realizing we were inside and I didn't want some poor soul to clean up my vomit and/or have people stepping in the shit all night, I was able to funnel it into a cup with no spills (and felt 10x better after that).

    Apparently some dude that was going around taking random drinks took a swig of my vomit glass which caused him to go at it which made at least two other people vomit, too. This had happened after I left, though.
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    How drunk does one have to be to drink a cup of vomit?
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    I've taken swigs out of beer cans that were full of cigarette butts. Nothing worse I don't think or will never know I guess... cr****
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    maybe they thought it was breakfast. Oatmeal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I've taken swigs out of beer cans that were full of cigarette butts. Nothing worse I don't think or will never know I guess... cr****
    Yes but that is excusable because if it's inside a beer can then it's not your fault. I think he we have all at some point done something like that. I almost chewing tobacco spit out of a beer can once but when it got near my face it didn't smell like a beer.

    Also about to meet my parents out for my dads birthday, a chance I might be back in this thread later.
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    I am. Sitting by the pool wishing I was in the desert. I just ate 2 heaping tablespoons of pot butter. That shit tastes SOOOO much better when baked into a cookie. Just FYI.

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    I'm drunk right now. School was cancelled today due to another April bliazzrd. Shit got real and I have nothing else to do. The bar is packed. NOWI FTW
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    hi creepy

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    Rob just made me a mai tai.

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    And the world as a whole responds:

    "Who the fuck is Rob and who the fuck are you?"
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    Lynn and I go way back. I can appreciate any woman that wears a retro polka dotted hair wrap.


    Was that the kind that has the wire in it, Lynn?

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    So here I am in vegas, in a bar...by myself.
    Buzzed and lost all fucks givens.
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