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Thread: The OFFICAL I'm drunk thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    I went to the pub to celebrate the fact that Stampede was over. Nuff said.
    CALGARY STAMPEDE EH

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    I have been at a my industry awards night. I was heaps nervous about my chances of winning a particular award. I rarely drink but got stuck in early to quell the nerves.

    Turns out they just decided not give out that award this year, just put a line through it in the program with no explanation.

    upsetting..

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    Drinking before a wedding. 'MURICA
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    Drink all day sir, make sure to eat at least once to ensure a blackout at 230am instead of 9pm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    Drink all day sir, make sure to eat at least once to ensure a blackout at 230am instead of 9pm
    Been drinking since 3. Wedding reception is going to provide champagne. awwwwwww yeaaaaaaahhhhh
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    It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.
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    ...... hey im not posting anything in here about half raptor half alligator people

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    Fo she.

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    I was HAMMERED during the ceremony. Shit was fun. I was a groomsman, so it made it even better. 4/5 of the groomsman were just as drunk as I was. Good times. Good times.
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    ...... hey im not posting anything in here about half raptor half alligator people

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    I think I just sent the most drunk/pathetic text of my existance.... maybe multiple texts. Ugh. They need to put breath alyzers on phones.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I think I just sent the most drunk/pathetic text of my existance.... maybe multiple texts. Ugh. They need to put breath alyzers on phones.
    Post all of them here. Do it.
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    It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.
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    Really... you probably don't want to know. but fuck it, i am drunk... So here is the back story, I met a guy who is really good on paper, we had a lot of fun on Wednesday, hung out again today, he bought me several shots so I am drunk... then he sent me on my way. So drunk me sent Nick a text that said... So, for future reference, besides being too fat and too happy, what else is wrong with me? because honestly, I am at a loss, I think I am a good person... I thought we were happy, but obviously I was wrong, and now I am this pathetic person who has no clue, so I really need to know so I can fix it... I don't want to be alone forever. He has not responded.
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    FTG, Audra.

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    Seriously, if I had the money I would go get the tattoo right now.
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Shit Loca, when you pass a point in the future, put the phone away.

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    The Wednesday boy text me... He might actually like me. I feel better now. It's kinda sad, that's all it takes. I am such a girl. I wish I wasn't a girl.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    Really... you probably don't want to know. but fuck it, i am drunk... So here is the back story, I met a guy who is really good on paper, we had a lot of fun on Wednesday, hung out again today, he bought me several shots so I am drunk... then he sent me on my way. So drunk me sent Nick a text that said... So, for future reference, besides being too fat and too happy, what else is wrong with me? because honestly, I am at a loss, I think I am a good person... I thought we were happy, but obviously I was wrong, and now I am this pathetic person who has no clue, so I really need to know so I can fix it... I don't want to be alone forever. He has not responded.
    Jesus Audra... You need to just blacklist Nick's number from your phone. Even if he texts or calls you, you won't ever know.
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    It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.
    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    ...... hey im not posting anything in here about half raptor half alligator people

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    lol, I know, if only it were that easy, when you are with someone for over 3 years you kind of memorize the phone number. I have deleted him multiple times and the number is still branded in my mind. I think the better bet is to stop doing shots, even when they are free.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    drink until you forget the number... or better yet just drink until you forget what numbers are

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    Quote Originally Posted by H_is_O View Post
    drink until you forget the number... or better yet just drink until you forget what numbers are
    Sound advice, man.
    Also, I've been wondering how does one pronounce your name? In my head it reads: H to-the-iz O
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    Smooches. =)

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    Im completely fine with that interpretation

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    I is.

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    Default Re: The OFFICAL I'm drunk thread

    Now with more Rob Lowe
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    your ≠ you're

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    I should drink more.

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    I drank a lot of wine with some lovely ladies of the board tonight. I love the warm and fuzzy wine feeling... I do not love the headache I will have
    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    I have snuck in weapons before
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    I drank like 7 cranberry vodkas tonight. I watched Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Holy fuck does that movie hit home for me.

    I even got someone who is mutual friends with my crazy ex say that yes, my ex is crazy. I call that a victorious night.
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    I watched that movie yesterday, I have a lot of lust for mila kunis or however you spell her name.
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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I watched that movie yesterday, I have a lot of lust for mila kunis or however you spell her name.
    I would absolutely love to fuck Kristen Bell.
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.
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    ...... hey im not posting anything in here about half raptor half alligator people

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    MOJITO SUNDAY

    MOJITOS TILL I FALL ON THE FLOOR AND SOMEONE WRITES SOMETHING ON MY FACE

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    yea cr

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    Herro! I am drinking to numb the pain. It's kinda working....
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    Smooches. =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by nyarlathotoats View Post
    Herro! I am drinking to numb the pain. It's kinda working....
    Jesus, at 4:30 in the afternoon? Fuck man, get it together.
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    It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.
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